Hiya, here's an update!

Disclaimers: KH, FF (which hasn't come out yet… or will actually), and anything else is not mine. And neither is Monty Python where I got the sign joke from.

Ahem… I've decided to take a break from my seriousness… and work on my funnies!

So, expect more chapters from this and the other fics I've had on hiatus.

EXCEPT KAIRI IN WONDERLAND, I WILL NEVER FINISH THAT.

*shiver*

Thank you to my Assistant, for the help on this.

… You know who you are, Wise.

I apologize in advance.

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Boogey Island (As renamed by Xion)

"I can't believe it, we're going to die!" Xemnas complains as night starts to fall on the island. Literally, night just SLAMMED down on the island, as if in a bad fan fiction. Everyone had crowded around in the house to a small fire that Larxene had started in the middle of the living room. Xion and Sora were roasting marshmallows and Roxas was trying to see what would happen if you roasted a banana.

"Why Superior? Because we never finished Kingdom Hearts?" Saix questions. Xemnas shakes his head.

"No." He says, sighing with misery.

"Cause we never got to take over the worlds?" Xion asks with her mouth full of marshmallow goodness. Xemnas shakes his head again.

"No."

" Because you never learned how to play sitar?" Demyx asks.

"NO! I don't WANT to learn how to play that confounded instrument, Demyx!" Xemnas snaps. Demyx glares at him and continues to strum it.

"Biiiitccch." Demyx says to himself, getting a laugh out of Roxas when he overhears the muttered curse.

"Because you never got a chance to come out of the closet?" Larxene asks spitefully. She and Axel had an ongoing bet to when Xemnas would crack over this certain piece of KH fan rumor.

"No. And for the last the last time, Larxene, I am not gay!" Xemnas yells.

"Then what is the problem sir?" Saix says as he unwraps a sandwich from the bag around his neck. No one had remembered that he had been carrying the lunch for the Organization.

"I never got a chance to show Ari how much I loved her!" Xemnas says, putting his hands in his face.

"Wooow, that's it?" Sora says, not realizing that Xemnas cared for his daughter very much.

"SHH!" The Organization members hush him, everyone cowering behind a couch, except for Larxene who didn't care.

Five seconds later, Xemnas let loose a big blast of energy that sent the couch flying, with all the people behind it.

"…. Fuuuuuck." Demyx, who had been a little late to hide behind the couch, says in shock.

"And that is emo power." Xion says with a grin.

Meanwhile in the castle

Everybody was getting ready for the party when Forbidden tapped Wiseman, who was playing chess, on the shoulder.

"Dude, you want to go be a hero?" She asks.

"I'm fighting a battle of wits, don't disturb me." He immediately retorts.

"You're playing chess with a pikachu!"

"… And I'm going to win! This round." Wiseman says, moving his Knight to a square and taking the Pikachu's Rook.

"… How many rounds have you guys done?"

"357."

"And how many did you win?"

"…."

"Thought so! Go save the Organization on the island, I don't want to!" Forbidden says as the Pikachu takes Wiseman's King.

"Pika pika!" The pikachu says in triumph as Wiseman glares shocked at the board.

"NO! How could I lose?"

"….. Larxene 's there too." Forbidden sighs.

"My fan boy senses are tingling! Larxene is danger. Don't worry my sadistic angel, I'm a coming!" Wiseman opens up a random closet and then was gone.

"Oh my god. … Maybe … Game on, Larxychu." Forbidden says as she sits down across the pikachu.

"… Should I follow?" FurryFur asks.

"If you want to die, go ahead. HA! I TOOK YOUR PAWN!" Forbidden says happily as she flicks off the piece. In a matter of seconds, the tiny Pokemon takes Forbidden's King and flicks it off the board.

"… Son of a bitch." Forbidden says in shock as she stares at the board.

Back on Boogey Island

"… Oh shit." Larxene says.

"what is it?" Phil asks.

"…. I feel a fan boy coming!" She says in shock.

"I wish for a boat." Xemnas says doubtfully. His eyes widen as a giant cartoony steam boat appears tied up to a dock that also just appeared.

"… Fuuuuuck, yeah! WE GET A BOAT!" Demyx screams in happiness as he runs aboard.

"Let's go." Everyone packs up their random crap (randomly summoned up) and get on. The ship leaves, with Demyx pulling a "King Mickey" and playing with the whistles.

"… Soo, did you find out that they could summon up a boat?" the authoress chuckles as the boogey man (actually the REAL boogey man's second cousin twice removed from his uncle's side of the family) stares in shock as the ship vanishes from sight.

"… You only did this cause you were stuck on ideas!" Boogey shoots back, obviously embarrassed.

"Hey, you're the one who let boats be on the list of summoning stuff! Whatever, I'm going back to the Lair." The Authoress vanishes in a cloud of letters and exclamation points.

"Why hello… "Boogey"." A dark voice says softly.

"Shit." Boogey sighs as he turns around.

15 minutes later

Here Lies the Fat Ass Boogey

?-2010

May This Be a Lesson to All on Why

You shouldn't Mess With a Fanboy.

R.I.H

"Geeeeeez! He didn't even do anything to you! OR Larxene!" Forbidden tells Wiseman. He shrugs.

"No, but I WAS bored. Now, I'm going to challenge that damn pikachu again, and I'm going to win!" He vanishes.

"Pfft, maybe I should tell him that he's been playing with an illusion the whole time…. By the way, reviewers! Hello! We'll be going back to the ACTUAL camping, just call the last couple chapters fillers. Laters!" She vanishes.

"It's no ordinary rabbit!" A man in a gray cloak suddenly yells.

"Oh shut up." The dismembered Boogey snarls at him.

Campsite

"…. I guess we should have a funeral." Riku says softly.

"Dammit, they owe me munny!" Luxord wails, bursting into tears.

"… So their lives don't matter?" Kairi says, glaring at the Gambler.

"And I'll miss them." Luxord amends rapidly.

"Yeah… I miss them, too." Xigbar says in a surprisingly sorrowful tone.

"…. HA! YOU OWE ME ABOUT 50,000 MUNNY IN SWEARS! PAY UP!" Xion's loud yell echoes through out the camp.

"Screw it, I don't miss them anymore!" Xigbar says as he grins.

"… We were NOT on an island with the Boogey Man's cousin and where we got all our wishes fulfilled." Sora says, looking around at the others.

"Yeah… We … were at the Seven/Eleven." Phil says, with all the group that got "stuck" on the island nodding in agreement.

"…. Buut! We really WERE on an isl- MMPH!" Xion gets a hand clamped over her mouth as Larxene smiles innocently.

"Hey, tomorrow we're going rock climbing! YAY!" Demyx cheers.

"… Craaaaaaaaaaaaap. That's gonna hurt." Roxas sighs.