WHY HELLO RANDOM PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET!

I'm back, and ready to play!

Disclaimers: KH, FF (which hasn't come out yet… or will actually), and anything else is not mine.

You might want to reread this arc…. You know, to understand what the hell happened.

NEXT chapter is when they actually go rock-climbing.

Campsite

"No more running away! That's an order!" Xemnas yells violently at the group that had just come back from wherever they just came back from.

"Cause you'll be the ones to drag you back, right?" Axel mutters darkly as Xemnas gives him a furious glare. Slowly and carefully, Xion gets up and goes behind Xemnas as he continues his rant. She starts waving her arms crazily to the immediate amusement of the people sitting at the campfire.

"You could have been dead, are you idiots?" Xemnas continues as he keeps lecturing. Xion nods solemnly as she places her hands on her hips and starts mocking Xemnas's little speech as she mouths along with every word he spoke.

"And for another thing! WHO THE HELL BROUGHT THE 7/11 GUYS?" Xemnas demands as both he and Xion point to Steve.

"Ex-7/11 guys. We got fired." Phil pipes in as Steve and Frank glare at the blonde.

"Oh… I'm so sorry. But you'll have to go. We can't take care of you guys." Saix tells them as all three start protesting.

"But the ladies!"

"Seriously, we have no car; how do you think we'll be getting home?"

"But I want to go mountain climbing too!"

"Shut up!" Xemnas snarls and everyone immediately does so.

"Now…. Roxas! Xion!" The two mentioned Nobodies freeze in the middle of their getting up and running off to their tents and mocking of Xemnas, respectively.

"We'll be picking teams for the rock climbing. Who do you want?" Xemnas asks menacingly. Roxas and Xion both point to Xigbar.

"Really?" Xigbar says, feeling a little surprised.

"If we fall, there's a chance he'll catch us." The two answer in unison. Xigbar shrugs.

"Just don't pair me up with Hushpuppy, kay Mansex?" Xigbar requests in a depressed voice as Saix just flinches at the sound of "puppy".

"Okay, I've made my decision. Xigbar, for being an asshole in each of the games you've appeared in, you get Saix." Xemnas snaps as Xigbar immediately protests by shooting a series of rounds into the air.

After that little tantrum, Xemnas continued.

"Xion, you'll be with Sora."

"…. Let's look for Candy Mountain."

"Deal!"

"Erika, you get to be with Riku."

"Yay! Big brother, let's do our best!"

"…. I'm gonna die…"

"Kairi, you're with Namine.""Wow, what a shocker…."

"Ignore him, we'll beat him to the top anyway."

"Demyx, you and Larxene are partners."

"…. I'm with the witch?"

"WHAT did you say, IX?"

"… I'm with the beautiful and lovely Larxene? What kind of luck do I have?"

"Uh huh, I thought that's what you said."

"Haru, you and Zexion."

"Fuck you."

"I concur!"

"Lexaeus… You'll be with me."

"….. Cheating asshole."

"What did you say?"

"…"

"Uh… Well, Roxas, you and Axel."

"You set me on fire again, I'll kill you."

"Yeah…. Sorry about that."

"Now, everyone else…. Find your own damn partners." Xemnas finishes as everyone else scrabbles to find a partner.

In the end, everyone had a partner.

"Now, get some sleep everyone. …. You three leave." Everyone heads off for bed.

"You know something, Frank?" Phil says in a solemn voice.

"What, Phil?" Frank snaps as he picks up his stuff.

"I'm starting to think they don't like us."

"… You are the biggest idiot I've ever met." Steve says in wonder as he himself slams face first into a tree.

The next morning….

"Good morning, Organization XIII!" Xemnas calls out as he emerges from his tent. So far, only Axel was outside. It sometimes paid to be an early riser. However…

"Fuck you." Axel snaps viciously as the fire he was tending seems to echo his statement by flaring up about 60 feet into the air.

This was not one of those times that it paid to be an early riser.

"VIII, where is everyone? I told them to get up early." Xemnas asks solemnly. Axel shrugs.

"Last I heard of anyone of the Organization was Roxas. He wouldn't stop snoring, the little-"

"Axel, remember that our game is rated E."

"…. Biscuit?" Axel says the first B word that he could think of and Xemnas nods approvingly. Axel scowls at this deliberate sign of censorship.

"Well… I suppose Demyx could wake them up again." Xemnas decides when a loud high pitched scream emerges from the forest.

"… Axel?"

"Uh, yes Superior?"

"Did you hear that scream?"

"…. No. You're just crazy." Axel says moodingly as Xemnas runs off towards the woods.

"… The scream was in D sharp, and it's male… Vexen!" Axel decides as he gets up to see just what the Chilly Academic had gotten himself into this time.

Meanwhile in the Woods…!

"HEEEELP!" Vexen screams as he clings desperately to a tree branch. Axel immediately starts laughing as the bear roars at the helpless scientist/nerd again.

"Damn it, Vexen! What did I tell you? NO DISTURBING THE LOCAL ECOSYSTEM!" Xemnas shouts angrily.

"Hey, are those bees?" Axel asks as Vexen tumbles off the branch, screaming.

"… Yes. Now, Axel… if you mind?" Xemnas turns to him. Axel summons his chakrams.

"I hate you, old man…. Come here!" He snaps at the bear.

Ten Minutes Later

"Why does it look like those two got mauled by a bear?" Roxas asks as Axel and Vexen get dragged to the campfire by their hair by Xemnas.

"Who knows? You ready for rock-climbin'?" Xigbar asks as he cracks open a soda he had somehow managed to get in the middle of the wilderness.

"Well, if it's anything like rafting, we're in serious trouble." Xion pipes in.

"Amen to that, sister." Everyone in the Organization says in unison.