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I can't come up with names for places…
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With a sucky ending… hehehe.
Ginormous Mountain
"Huh?" Everyone freezes in mid-climb as a sudden shudder goes through the mountain. Sora and Xion, at the very bottom, look at each other in worry.
"Maaaybe we should hurry up." Xion says nervously as she begins to feel the rock start to crumble slightly under her fingertips.
"Agreed!" Sora says as he lets go of the ledge he had been clinging to.
"Wah! Sora!" Xion yelps as she started being dragged down by Sora's not so insignificant weight. Sora winks mischievously as he starts floating.
"I went to Neverland, remember?" He comments as he starts enjoying the breeze. Riku glances down at the pair and scowls.
"You cheating shit!" He yells down to Sora from his own ledge, just barely big enough for him to sit on. Sora blows a raspberry at him and makes a face.
"Riku… don't do any-" Erika starts to say just as Riku stands up and grabs a chunk of the mountain right off. He hurls it down viciously at Sora and it smacks him in the face.
"Oh shit, I killed him!" Riku realizes as Sora and Xion tumble down from the mountain, vanishing from sight.
"Nice job, big brother. You killed off the main character in the series!" Erika scolds as she stands up and starts climbing again. He has no choice but to follow.
Meanwhile….
"…. Did Sora and Xion just fall into a cave?" Haru demands as he watches the two specks tumble into a small opening and lay there, unmoving. Zexion glances at Lexaeus.
"You said to make it difficult." Lexaeus then mutters something about how his earthquake might have opened up a new series of caves.
"Well, then…. I suppose that we can all blame it on Haru then." Zexion says with a slight smile as the Replica jumps in surprise.
"SAY WHAT? FUCK YOU!" Haru snarls, ready to defend his honor by beating up Number VI. Zexion holds up a hand and clears his throat.
"Superior…. Haru forced Lexaeus to create an earthquake… we tried to stop him but it was already too late." Zexion says in a surprisingly convincing voice, since it was the same voice he used every day. Lexaeus shakes his head, not willing to get involved.
"Just my luck… stuck with the two Nobodies who know how to lie." Haru scowls and drops to the floor and starts to pout.
End Meanwhile
"Su-Superior?" Demyx calls down to Xemnas, who had tied himself to both Xigbar and Saix.
"Yes, Demyx?" Xemnas says, very calmly staking the cliff with ropes and pulleys so he could scurry up it. Xigbar, being the all mighty master of space he was, was just climbing up it with no supports and he was even singing to himself.
"And another bites the dust! Yeah, another one bites the dust!" He hums.
Saix wasn't so happy-go-lucky.
He was struggling to keep up with the fast paced Xigbar while trying not to die in the process.
"Can we stay home next time?" Saix and Demyx ask in unison, looking at each other in shock. Xemnas thinks for a moment.
"Not to worry! We've only been at this for three days. We still have fo-" Larxene cackles in delight.
"The hell?" Xigbar says as he stares at the girl. She was climbing up onto the top of the mountain, triumphantly and with Demyx on her back.
"King of the Hill!" She cries out in delight as Demyx hops off and unties himself.
"This is a mountain and unless I'm wrong, you're a girl." He informs her with a cheerful smile. Larxene smiles as she shoves him off the mountain.
"Empress of the Mountain!" She cries out as Demyx slams into various cliffs, a patch of cactus, a briar path, a mine field and then into a giant pillow.
"Note to self… don't fuck with Larxene." Xemnas mutters into a small recorder he had removed from his pocket. Kairi and Namine finish climbing themselves and Larxene helps them up to the very tip of the mountain which was oddly flat.
"Wow… look at that view!" Kairi says in awe, staring at the fuzzy toothpicks that were actually 100 foot tall trees, the small silver ribbon that was the river, and….
"Hey, is that a McDonald's?" Namine says in shock as she stares at the golden twin arches.
"… We were THAT close to civilization and you didn't tell us?" Larxene demands as she grabs Xemnas and places a few Foudre close to his jugular. He coughs nervously.
"I was hoping you wouldn't notice?" Xemnas chuckles nervously. Riku and Erika come up.
"Hey, you'll never believe what we found!" Erika says in a cute-sounding voice, sounding as if she was trying to convince them of something. Riku leans over the edge of the mountain, looks at the awe inspiring range and pukes his guts out.
"EW!" Marluxia's voice echoes loudly through the mountain's peaks as he dodges the barf. Riku collapses on the mountaintop and moans.
"Never going rock-climbing again… I like the ground." He whispers in a weak voice as he claps a hand to his mouth.
"Hey, where's Sora and Xion?" Kairi demands, looking down to see if she could spot the duo.
Another Meanwhile….
"Ow!" Sora yelps as he touches the giant bump on his head. Xion laughs.
"If you paint it brown, it'll be another spike!" She giggles as Sora gives her a glare. Then they hear the one sound that you would never expect to hear inside of a mountain.
"… A DOLPHIN?" They scream in unison as they hear the loud chirping-like sound echo.
"Oooookaaaaaay?" Sora says as he crawls into the cave, searching for the strange noise.
"This is the hobo penguin all over again…." Xion mutters as she crawls after him.
End Meanwhile
"It's been no bed of roooooses…. No plea-"
"Xigbar! Shut up!" Xemnas commands angrily. Xigbar drops his banjo.
"You have no musical taste!" He snaps as Kairi starts humming "we are the champions". He smiles triumphantly.
"Okay…. We need a search party. Who are the fastest climbers?" Namine asks. Erika, Larxene, and Xigbar all raise their hands. They stare at Erika.
"Hey, I have a green Chocobo. They're MADE for climbing mountains." She explains as a loud clucking sound echoes in agreement.
"Okay. Now get a move on!" Xemnas commands. The three salute and jump down the mountain.
"… If they die, I'll kill you." Riku snarls weakly, still bright green.
"By what? Barfing on me?" Xemnas taunts in a cool voice. He rolls his eyes and then a sudden realization comes to him. He turns to Demyx.
"Lexaeus." He tells him.
"Um, I'm Demyx." Demyx says in confusion as Xemnas grabs him by the shoulders.
"NO! Lexaeus!" Xemnas says again, a light bulb going off in his head as he realizes just what had happened.
"He's lost it. Can I be Superior then?" Marluxia comments as he twirls a strand of hair idly around a finger.
"No!" Everyone yells. Marluxia jumps.
"No need to be testy." He scoffs with an eye roll.
"I have a feeling we're gonna be up here for a while…." Namine says sadly as she starts flicking rocks over the edge of the cliff.