A/N: I was gone for so long! Two weeks or more..I think? Sorry guys that I had you waiting...but I'm back! Anyway, if your interested knowing the reason why I was gone for so long please read the continuation of this note at the end of the page...For now enjoy the chapter!
Thanks by the way! Cael05 Uhm...I really liked your idea for the 'PINK FRILLY AND LACY APRON' so much that I can't help using it. I hope you don't mind :) But if you do, please do tell me so that I can do the editing :)
Thanks to the reviewers by the way!
Here's the next chapter :)
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Kitchen Duties
That's it! Today was officially G's worst day ever! And it's all because of a bunch of really sadistic family members and their bunch of totally as sadistic mini counterparts.
Oh let us not forget those teens, specially the fedora wearing one.
"Ahem, as told by Fon the loser would have to do the kitchen duties with a twist." Luce gave the first storm guardian a sweet smile...So sweet yet with a hint of slyness visible. G can't help but gulp, maybe he shouldn't have been hard on her.
"So what would be the twist?" G sarcastically asked. "Don't make me do anything childish!"
"Oh, that decision won't fall on you. It would be ours." Reborn smirked then pointed unto something. "See that? You know what it was right?"
G stared at 'the thing' and nodded. "Who wouldn't?"
"You do know what it was for, right?" Reborn asked yet again.
"It's a chain, so maybe it was for chaining people? Duh!" G can't help but roll his eyes. Reborn merely just shrugged, unaffected by the first guardian's attitude. "Yeah, that's right it was for chaining people. But do you know why it was hanging from the ceiling?"
G's eyes widened like saucers when realization hit him...hard on the face.
Reborn smirked while the other's either tried to hide their laughter with a fake cough. Yes, even Alaude and Kyoya are both trying to hide the chuckle that was about to escape their lips.
"G, as decided by the majority, you are to be suspended from the air upside down while doing your duties inside the kitchen." Giotto explained towards his friend while at the same time trying to stop his self from practically rolling on the floor and laughing. "It was also considered that your punishment would last the whole day!" G could have sworn Giotto was beaming with happiness.
"Are you guys serious!"
"Yes we are kora!"
"Fine!" G finally agreed. He was a man and a man like him must never back down on anything. Even if it was mostly insane and ridiculous. G was a man of his word.
"One more thing..."
G looked at Elena. "What?"
"You have to wear this." Elena showed the storm guardian a set of girly clothes he had never seen before. It was frilly and worst to his own nightmare, it was even pink in color.
"What the hell was that?"
"The kids call it an apron!" Elena beamed. "Apparently girl servants from the future uses this, It was far more adorable than the plain white no so cute aprons servants of this era uses!"
"There is no way in hell I'm going to wear that!" G angrily shouted. Forget everything about being a man of his words. He had to get out of the hell hole as soon as possible while he still got some dignity left.
Unfortunately for the red-head, Daemon caught him with his illusions. "Nufufu G, stop running away. Elena took time making that apron you know"
"Then why not wear it yourself?"
"Nufufu, she made it specially for you! You should be thankful."
"Kufufu, father was right. See, it even compliments your pink hair" Mukuro chuckled.
"My hair is not pink!"
"Oh, it's not?" Takeshi asked in surprise. "But it looks pink...it does right?" He glanced towards the other kids.
"IT WAS PINK TO THE EXTREME!"
"Old man pink head" Hayato snickered.
"Well it does look dark pink to me" Shoichi stepped closer to G and started annalizing his hair but backed off clutching his stomach when the storm guardian glared at him. "My stomach..."
"Tsk. Tsk. You shouldn't have done that with one of them" Reborn's pity voice sounded just like when he was about to torture someone, it was fake. "Now they would all start ganging up on you"
True to the boy's words. All the kids, even the aloof Hibari and the Creepy Mukuro was glaring, frowning and looking at him with disappointment. You mess up with one and you get the wrath of eleven.
"Hey, aren't they like not getting along with each other? I mean they are arguing and fighting each other" Lampo asked in confusion "Now they are all ganging up against G?"
"Well they may always be at each other's throats and one would always annoy another and they all keep engaging themselves with some silly childish fights with one another" Fon explained "But when one of them get's hurt, even with the silliest thing or something as simple as a glare as long as it never came from one of them, they would all actually gang up with each other to make the culprit pay"
"Yeah, that's how close they are with each other" Luce added. "No matter what their differences are, it would all be set aside to aide each other"
"Might as well mind you that the kids are scary Avengers" Skull stated with a grim look on his face. "I learned it with experience"
"I'm not scared with kids!" G declared.
"After this, you might as well rethink that philosophy of yours" Mammon then looked at Reborn. "Let's tie him up, shall we?"
"Not after he wears his outfit!" Elena clapped her hands!
"I told you I am not wearing that!" G was glaring.
"Be a man! You lost, stick up to your defeat and don't be such a baby, G!" Cozart and Giotto's arms were wrapped around each other's arms. Both of them grinning ear to ear.
"And you call yourselves my friends?"
"We are your friend G..." Giotto was still smiling.
"But this was too good to be missed" Cozart high fived with the Vongola don.
"If you keep delaying your punishment it can cause some serious consequences" Luce gave a warning. "Like the punishment being prolonged"
"Oh give me that!" G snatched the pink, frilly apron from Elena while grumbling incoherent words using every single language he knew. "Why did you create such a ridiculous game anyway?"
"We'll we kind off got bored on that day so we created a list of silly things" Tsuna said with a proud smile.
"Tsuna was this one of those silly things?" Asari asked. Tsuna nodded.
"HAHAHAHA! You look funny adult squid head!"
Lambo's remark made everyone turn their eyes towards G.
"Haha, G!" Cozart never hesitated to laugh at his friend, clutching his stomach while standing. At least it was better than Giotto who was actually rolling on the floor, laughing.
"You look girly, G." Asari said with a strained smile. He was trying so hard not to laugh.
"Nufufu, I told you that apron was made for you!" Daemon chuckled. "You should thank Elena"
"Let's tie him up." Alaude said in command tone. He should get out of the place as soon as possible, before he finally crack up seeing G in his situation.
"Agreed!" Reborn snickered.
...
moments later, they had managed to tie G hanging upside down and wearing his 'customized' pink apron.
...
"Wait! You guys are letting me free after this right?"
"Of course" Luce smiled.
"Watch out for the kids though!" Fon gave a bow. Then everyone left G to do his 'kitchen duties'
G grumbled while washing the dishes, hanging upside down. All he had to do was clean all the dishes right? The only problem was being hanged upside down...not to forget the damned pink excuse for a girly whatever.
Fine, he'll just do some exercise after he was done with the dishes.
The storm guardian picked another plate and made another scowl. The sooner he finishes with the dirty dishes the sooner he could do some 'chained exercising.'
Unfortunately for the storm guardian, everyone else has other plans...
...iOiOiOiOiOi...
"Are everything ready?" Tsuna asked.
Hayato nodded. "I made sure of it, Jyuudaime!"
"Great!" Tsuna stood up. "Let's make him pay!"
"Avenge for Shoichi now commencing!"
"FIGHT WITH OUR MIGHT TO THE EXTREME!"
G was about to find out why no one messes with them...most especially for the fact that Reborn's Sadism had most likely rubbed off on them.
...iOiOiOiOiOi...
G thought that after cleaning all those dirty kitchen utensils he can freely do his exercises, oh how wrong was he...
"Hey, G!" Giotto came barging in holding another pile of dirty dishes. "Asari invited us for some tea and we couldn't resist. So here, another dishes for you to wash. Thanks G! Oh, I should be going wouldn't want to be late for Luce-san's dessert party!"
"Damn you, Giotto!" G cursed at the retreating figure of his friend.
After a few minutes, Lampo came barging in. "G! look I 'somehow' managed to retrieve some plates inside my room, wonder how it got there and it's all dirty too!" The youngest first generation guardian snickered. Yes, he went into all trouble cleaning his messy room to gather those almost forgotten plates, spoons,forks, knives and cups...Just so he can annoy G.
"Nufufu, there you are G!" Daemon appeared out of nowhere. G who was busy glaring at Lampo diverted his dark glare towards the mist guardian. "What do you want?"
"Nufufu, don't be so hot-headed or your pink hair would turn to white even before you turn sixty" Daemon chuckled.
"Just tell me what you want!" G grumbled. Daemon gave another chuckle. "Very well..." Mist started surrounding the illusionist. When the thick mist completely disappeared a few seconds later, G and Lampo saw Daemon holding about a dozen or two of those ceramic plates...all muddied and covered with goo and with some having unidentified dirt here and there. "Nufufu. My dear Elena and I went on some shopping and I somehow 'accidentally' ended up putting dirt on this poor, cute, adorable plates." G glared at the mist. He was sure that the demon had purposely put dirt on the ceramic plates. "Nufufu, oh yeah! There's pretty more where the plates came from"
"When this is over, I swear I will get you back!"
"Nufufu..." With that he was gone leaving trails of purple mists behind.
"Lampo the great would take his royal exit as well" With that Lampo had left the room planning on cleaning the attic as well, where he had kept dozens and dozens of almost forgotten until now kitchen utensils that already had molds on them, most probably a result of all those left over and uneaten pieces of food. Giotto though would be furious as he was about to find out that the 'supposedly' stolen kitchen utensils by an enemy family was actually hanging around inside the attic. All because of a certain guardian... or maybe two, since it was where Lampo and Daemon would hide whenever they had stolen some of Giotto's sweets for their own consumption.
G started cursing again...
Halfway though, the kitchen door opened. Knuckles came barging in, holding two large crates of unwashed plates, spoons and cups. One crate in each hand.."There you are my friend!" Knuckles carefully placed the crates down. "Well I just had my weekly feeding program at the church and wouldn't want the poor nuns to have more trouble of cleaning this dirty dishes since they are taking care of the kids at the orphanage. So I had it all carried all the way here! This was really a good deed you are doing! May you be blessed!"
With that Knuckles was out, most probably to pray some more.
G who was unable to speak the whole moment Knuckles was their was now mumbling some hexes he had invented on the spot. All directed towards his co-guardians and his so called best friends.
Somewhere in the mansion, Giotto and Cozart sneezed at the same time.
"Hn. My men just had lunch." Alaude placed another crater of unwashed dishes. G inwardly cursed, he hadn't even noticed the cloud's presence. Swiftly though as he was in, the aloof guardian was already out. Leaving a more furious than ever G. The storm just hoped that the cloud guardian had already placed all those damn plates on that one crater. He can fit countless of weapons on that pair of hand cuffs he had, right? So maybe he can do it with the plates and the crate?
Unfortunately for the red-head. A dozen more of Alaude's men came barging in, all holding two craters each. G can only watch with disbelief as he, for the first time in years cursed why Alaude had recruited so many men in his so called army.
"Wow G! That was a lot of dirty dishes!" Asari stated happily, yes happily as he walked inside the kitchen. Storm glared at the rain. Asari chuckled manly. "That's why I came to help!"
G stared at him wide eyed. "You don't say.."
"Yes, at least that was I intended on doing but the others found out and banned me from doing it or they say I won't be able to play the flute anymore" Asari was still beaming. "Just came to tell you! Bye G-san!"
Right then and there, G's hope for help was taken away from him.
And it did not help when Cozart arrived. Holding used dishes from Luce's dessert party. "Hey G! I'll take the already cleaned dishes if you don't mind! Fon was kind enough to demonstrate some Chinese modern cooking! People in this house are sure mad hungry all the time this day! I wonder why? Hmmmm..."
With that he picked the newly washed set of kitchen utensils and walked away, casually.
With that G could only curse more. Eventually darker this time. "F**K YOU!"
Out of the sudden though, he had felt that his whole turmoil wasn't over yet, infact it was about to get worst. G shivered at the mere thought of it...
Then the door opened...
Chapter Two done :)
Yeah, this was supposed to be only two chapters but I figured this chapter was too long I had to divide it in two... Oh well,
Now for the reason why yours truly was gone for a really long time... The truth is, I actually went to the province for a quick vacation during Holy Week but somehow, my plan for a quick vacation took longer than I thought it would. Somehow, I never regret it though as I actually enjoyed every part of it. Besides, its actually quite nice to have a break from city life once in a while :)
Oh fine! I admit I actually regret it a little...who wouldn't if you won't be able to update chapters, review and read KHR fanfictions? huh? huh?
So there... But now I'm back!
For those reading 'He's not Dame Anymore' and 'Troublesome Time Travellers', updates would be posted once done :)
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