Third and final chapter for this Omake... whoops!
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Kitchen Duties
G thought that his own turmoil would soon be over...
Suddenly Hayato walked in with Takeshi. The former holding a jar of still unidentified contents and the later a jar of honey and a brush... Hayato just gave the storm guardian a smug look while Takeshi maintained his happy face and just simply opened the honey jar, using the brush he spread some of the honey on G who was surprised seeing he was being held back by Ryohei.
How did the brat even get inside without him noticing? And he was freaking strong too!
"What are you doing? Release my hands now!"
"NO CAN DO TO THE EXTREME!"
"Kufufu, you really are an annoying one!" He and his sister appeared out of thin air. G's eyed widened with shock. "You guys can do illusions?"
"Duh!" Mukuro scoffed. "Shall we release the minions?"
"No, brother we have to wait for Tsuna-kun and the others." Chrome reminded.
"Very well!"
"What minions? What's on that suspecting jar?" G asked. "...And why are you spreading some freaking honey on me? What am I? a pancake? and it's very sticky!"
"Kufufu, duh it was suppose to be honey of course it would be sticky!"
"YOU WANT TO BE A PANCAKE? EXTREME!" Ryohei was again, being oblivious.
"You are more annoying than Ahodera!" Lambo exclaimed having appeared with the other kids, except Kyoya. He then began rummaging inside his thick Afro-ish hair and produced candy wrappers, deflated balloons and lots of junks.
"What kind of hair does he have?" G wondered. "some kind of inter galactic UMA hair? so UMA's really does exist? huh! wait till I show that Giotto!"
However his musing was short lived when he saw the youngest of the kids produce a silver duck tape and Lambo's eyes was grinning with evilness at him. G's mind screamed danger but was unable to voice it out since his mouth was being duck taped by Takeshi who he had noticed was the tallest of the kids.
"Hi, Jyuudaime!" Hayato happily addressed the newly arrived brunette. Tsuna smiled. 'Sorry we are late guys, Spanner found a video recorder from Lambo's hair but it's a little damaged so we waited for him to fix it!"
The other kids looked at Spanner who held up a black video recorder. Then they looked back at G with evil mischievous eyes. Whoever the man who had invented the so called 'video recorder' received a lot of curses from G! So what's a video recorder anyway?
"Should have done it earlier if given the proper tools, but since I have to use Shoichi's outdated tools..."
Said boy clenched his stomach. "Not my fault that's the only things I managed to bring! You should even be thankful I had them strapped on my waist...and my stomach hurts again"
"Kyoya-san!" Apparently Chrome was the only one who noticed the newly arrived skylark.
"Hn."
"Kufufu. I see you've managed to do your job!"
"Hn." Kyoya smirked.
"How did it go, Kyoya-san?" Enma asked.
"It wasn't really hard. Father should tighten the security more" The young skylark blatantly remarked. G could only widen his eyes when he saw two of Alaude's handcuffs. The boy stole two handcuffs from Alaude? How did he did that without getting caught? He himself can't even get pass Alaude's door without being cautious.
"Reborn-nii would be so proud of us" Takeshi commented with a grin while Hayato opened the jar he was holding. A smug look evident on his face. G inwardly screamed bloody murder when he saw the jars contents...
It was effing full of giant red ants! Those types that had those aggressive itchy bites that turns red whenever you scratch them...
G's eyes widened when realization hit him hard. The kids are planning to release those ants on his now sticky body...oh shit!
His life was officially over.
"Wait..." Chrome timidly stopped Hayato from pouring the jar's contents.
"What?" The mini G lookalike asked.
"Should we really pour the ants on him?" Chrome asked. "Maybe we should just let him go?"
The boys stared at the red haired adult. G had never wanted to be hopeful of being spared his entire life. Please listen to the pineapple girl! Please...Please.
Unfortunately his prayers was never answered. Out came from the boys lips was one synonymous answer to the girls request.
"Nah"
Spanner opened the lid and carefully put about a dozen ants on G's honey filled body.
G started praying for his soul! He should have attended all of Knuckle's spiritual counseling if only he had known he might die young...Well it's too late for that. He just wanted for his torment to end soon, which was actually weird since he actually survivde countless of mafia battles and was shot at least seven times but managed to get out alive. He was even captured by an enemy family once but managed to escape...and yet he felt like he won't survive his situation right now!
"...well the enemy family never used honey and red ants just like how these bunch of sadistic kids do" G mentally told himself "I just hope it ends like that"
Too bad, it did not...
Takeshi smiled innocently at him and carefully took out the tape that was covering his mouth. "Did the ant bite hurt, G-san?"
"What do you think?" G growled. He was starting to feel the itchiness and had wanted to scratch several parts of his now reddening body. If only he was capable of doing said thing, too bad his hands were still handcuffed.
He then smelled something horrible. He glanced towards his left.
He's eyes then practically bulged when he saw that some of the kids are now messing with the already cleaned plates he had put so much effort with... It was now filled with discarded food items, mud with crawling worms, slimy snails, spoiled fruits and veggies, small pebbles, sands, twigs, dried leaves, fish scales, fish guts, molds and some other dirt G was unable to recognize.
The plates! The supposed to be already sparkling clean, free of dirt and fresh smelling plates! They are all now ruined all over again!
"Nnnnnnooooooo!"
...iOiOiOiOiOi...
"Wanna bet if ever G-san would make it out alive or not?" Mammon practically asked as she stormed inside the room. The teens stared at the hooded girl and smirked while the first generation stared at her with mixed awe, fear and interest. The girl was practically making profits from G's torments!
And her friends was actually joining her in the so called money making scheme! Well at least except Fon who simply shook his head and Luche who just simply said she'll pass.
"Hundred bucks, he's still alive physically" Verde stated fixing his glasses "...but damaged mentally, psychologically and maybe spiritually depending on how much his brain capacity can handle the damages inflicted on his being"
"He'll make it out alive, chances are the kids would spare his soul for today and continue tormenting him for tomorrow and the other days after that" Colonnello grinned as he placed a hundred bucks on the table. Lampo mentally awed at how the money looked, it was so different in this era.
"He's going to be dead... I'll make sure of it myself" Reborn stood up, grinning with sadism and march his way towards the doors.
"Reborn, sit!" Luche practically commanded. The teen mumbled his words of disappointment but did as he was told. "Good boy" Luche smiled sweetly. Lal Mirch rolled her eyes "Your making it sound like Reborn was a cute puppy with his nature it doesn't really suit"
"Yeah, I'm used to the more 'I'm a sadist and I torture people out of boredom' and 'I'm the world's greatest don't mock me it's true' Reborn than him acting like some five year old who was told to behave" Mammon added. "Skull are you betting?"
"I'll pass" Skull waved his hands.
"Lal?"
"I don't do bets"
"You people?" Mammon stared at the first generation. The first generation blinked at her. Does she really think they are going to bet with her and make profit out of G's misery?
The first generation, except for Alaude who took no interest whatsoever and Knuckles who had gone back to town had all took some of their money out...Well, she was damn right with her guts. They would definitely took advantage with G's miserable situation. Hopefully the first storm guardian wouldn't find out.
"He's dead!" Lampo simply stated "...and if we see him again, that G was definitely a Zombie!"
"Dead. Why? Felt like it" Daemon chuckled creepily.
"He'll survive" Asari laughed and said nothing else.
"He's dead" Cozart grinned. "...but he'll realize that Giotto won't be doing paperwork anymore so he'll rise up again and beat the moonlight out of Giotto then go back to his graveyard after finishing his task"
"My intuition states that he'll make it out barely alive" Giotto said "But I'll bet he'll be dead just for the sake of fun!"
Mammon collected the money and grumpily divided them equally, even if she doesn't want to and gave it halfheartedly to everyone who said the G would survive.
Daemon Spade chuckled. "Why are you so sure he'll survive?"
"Pay me and I'll tell you" Mammon smirked. The first mist guardian chuckled and paid the teen. Mammon smiled while the rest of the Arcobaleno sighed at the mist guardian's somewhat stupidity...well its pretty well elaborated that G would survive the whole ordeal, Colonnello and Verde just joined the game out of fun. Reborn for a chance of getting back at the said man and Mammon started it since she would grab every opportunity to make money.
"Nufufu, now tell me!"
"He'll definitely survive this day. Hayato Gokudera was a solid proof..."
Daemon Spade mentally screamed for his stupidity. Why haven't he thought of that logic?
I know this was short...but I gave it my best :))
I had fun making this Omake and I hope you readers would have fun reading it too... Thanks to you guys! I'll definitely make more Omake's for my stories in the future...for now I'm just happy that despite being busy I was able to get this done :)
Be Blessed!