Himayura Hidekaz owns Hetalia.
Warning- May contain some racial slurs or "speaking the lord(s) name in vain." I don't mean to offend ANYONE!
I... Finished... The Fullmetal Alchemist manga series.
AAAAAAH! *Bawls*
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Spain could hear dogs barking in the distance and gasped. "England... Do you hear that? I hear dogs..."
England nodded. "Shit... It couldn't have been an hour since we fled..."
"What should we do?" Spain looked around. "There isn't any water we can use to escape, let alone steal a boat."
England looked around before he started climbing the first tree he could find. "They can't climb up trees!" Spain nodded and followed him up the tree. They both went as high up as possible without sitting on the same branch in case it wasn't stable enough to hold both of them.
"How are we supposed to run from them like this, though?" Spain asked.
"They're probably loose, to catch up with us without dragging anyone along . We can try throwing these figs at them. Rather they would attract the dogs because they're food, or rather it somehow makes them pass out... If we have to, we can always hope that there's only two of them so we can fall and stomp on their heads. That would at least delay them long enough, I think..."
Turkey handed Romano the leash. "Stay in my room 'til I return, 'kay? I'll be back lata' ta'night..." Turkey slammed the door shut and locked it. He went outside to the stables to grab a horse and follow the dogs.
Romano stood up from the bed to try the door. "Damn it, he locked it... Um... Why are we here, alone? What about Scotland and Italy?"
France blinked a few times to register what he just said. "...You knew that they were escaping, didn't you?" Romano nodded. "I'm sorry! If I knew that sooner, then I would've gone with the threesome thing..."
:Romano shrugged. "You didn't know, and it wasn't like that would be easy to hint off..." He sat down on the bed with France. He brought his knees up to his face and sighed.
"Are you okay?"
Romano nodded. "Yeah..."
"You're still horny, aren't you?"
Romano's eyes widen and he scooted backwards on the bed. "Get away... I'll scream and fight you off!"
"I'm not going to do anything to you... Unless..." France smirked. "You want me to. I'll do whatever you want me to do to your body, Romano~!" Romano shook his head. "Are you sure~? What if he isn't aroused when he comes back, but you are?"
Romano shook his head again. "No... I don't think it was long enough... I'm not sure if he's going to make it out..."
France sighed and stared at his reflection in the new mirror. He looked down to his still wrapped-up hand. "...Can you help me unwrap this?" Lovino nodded slowly and started unwrapping the bandage from France's hand. France inspected the completely healed hand. "...Thank you." He smiled softly. "Do you know what would really make me happy?"
Romano turned away angerly. "Too bad!" France chuckled and shook his head.
"Well, yes, but I was going to say cooking. I love cooking..."
"...You should tell Turkey that, when he gets back..."
"Do you honestly think that he would trust me, though?"
Romano shrugged. "It's worth a try, right?"
"I... I guess..." He looked up to Romano. "You know..." He averted his eyes down in between Romano's legs. "You know, if Turkey is still aroused when he gets back, I'll have to see you completely naked..."
"Why are you telling me this?" Romano growled.
"Ejaculation feels a lot better than blue balls..." He slid his hand up Romano's silk robe.
Romano swatted France's hand away. "Wh-What are you doing? St-Stop!"
"I only want to help you with your problem." He smirked.
"I don't have a problem!" Romano started kicking France. "Stop! Gua-" France quickly slapped a hand over Romano's mouth.
"Shush! I'll stop, okay? I was only trying to help... I mean, I can't help but get aroused, watching you squirm around in pleasure." He pulled his hand back slowly. "...I'm sorry." He clenched his fist and stared down at the bed. "I'm so sorry..."
Spain and England where still in the tree when the dogs finally caught up to them. A galloping sound followed.
"Horses? God! Of course!" England growled and climbed higher in the tree. Spain tried throwing figs at the dogs that were barking up at them, hoping that it would do something, but then the horses came with Turkey's guards on them.
"Get down!" One of them screamed. "If get down, I tell Sadiq. You get less torture. Understand? I know you in tree! I see you!"
Spain sighed and looked down at the dogs. "I'm not coming down with those dogs ready to attack me!"
"Come down slow..." The guard got off of the horse. "We control dog so not bite."
Spain stared at the dogs before relunctantly climbing down. The guards stopped the dogs from doing anything besides growl at the Spanish man. When he was down low enough, two guards took him by the waist. He was forced on one of the horses with his hands tied over the rider behind his back. The horse started moving and he shifted around to get comfortable...
'I shouldn't have climbed that tree... I should've kept going... Despite the fact that both dogs and horses are faster than my bare feet...'
Romano relaxed a little. "I can't believe I'm asking you this, but... Are you okay?"
"...Will you atleast let me hug you?" France asked in a whisper. "Nothing sexual... I just want to hug you for a minute..."
Romano's eyebrows were closer together in between folded skin. "Um... I... I guess..." Romano was immediately caught in France's embrace.
"I'm so, so sorry..." France started brushing his hand against the back of Romano's head. "I'm so sorry... I'm not strong enough... I'm sorry, Canada..." Romano gasped and looked up at France.
"Canada?" He repeated.
France's eyes widen and he pushed Romano away. "I'm sorry... I was just... You're about his age, it seems..."
Romano looked at France with a confused look on his face. "Who? Canada? Who is he? Is he a nation?"
"Yeah... I thought I told you about him before. He's my son, and America's twin brother- though he's nothing like America!"
"Oh... That makes sense. America would easily be able to be two nations." France chuckled.
"Only two?"
"Well, he became independent just a few years ago, right? Give him time..."
France hugged Romano again. "You're so cute~! I just wanna hug you until your eyes pop out~! But then you wouldn't be as cute..."
"I'm not cute..." Romano growled.
"Yes, you are..." He kissed the top of Romano's head. "You're probably even cuter than your brother- but don't tell him I said that!" Romano pushed France away and moved away from him. "I'm not lying- you've always been cuter..."
Romano crossed his arms. "Go. Away."
"I can't. We're locked inside of this room... But you already knew that." France fell side-ways on the bed. "I'm bored..."
Romano sighed. "Well, what do you want me to do about it?"
"Get naked... And place something funny on your dick or something. Dance around... I dunno!" He turned on his side to stare at the door. "Well, you already know what I want, but..." He sighed.
"You damn pervert. Why were you the first to... No. You weren't even locked up in a crowded cell!" Romano gritted his teeth together. "If I'm so "cute," then why was I his third choice?"
"I'm not sure..." France hugged Romano's back. "I want you... I've wanted you first for a long time..."
Romano squirmed around a bit. "What about... Um... Your... Son?" The grip on him tighten a bit.
"He was taken by England... I mean... He was always kind of England's, but I raised him the most, where he would raise America... But I love him more than anything in the world..."
"Why did you try to take me away from Spain then on several occasions, if you know how it feels?" He continued squirming around until his arms were free.
"You were given away, practically- twice."
"I don't need to be reminded of that!" Romano screamed, frustrated.
"I'm saying that to Spain, you're not like his kid... I was Canada's first care-giver... I found him after we found America and... Well, my relationship with England was better back then... Not by much, but it was..." France started crying quietly against Romano's maroon hair.
Romano moved his head away. "H-Hey... Your getting my scalp wet..."
"I really feel like cooking, right now..." France grumbled to himself. "I'll cook anything! I don't need to handle anything life threateningly dangerous, and I don't need to cook alone!"
"Don't tell me this- tell Turkey!" France took a deep breath before slowly letting it out.
"I'm a little tired..." He muttered to himself.
"I would be too, if... Well, actually... A siesta sounds kind of nice, right now, anyway..."
France brought Romano with him when he plopped down on his side again.
"I know Englishman up there! The dogs bark at tree still!" England climbed further up the tree.
'How long can they stay there?' England sighed. One of the guards finally started climbing up the tree while others surrounded the tree.
"Go away!" England hissed.
He stared at one of the horses. He sighed again, closed his eyes, and jumped off of the tree and went for the horse. The horse was pushed back and a guard was able to catch England.
"LET GO OF ME!" He started squirming around. "I will kill you! I will kill all of you!" One of the guards took out of his gun to bash the end of it on the back of England's head. Another guard took this moment to bind his wrists together behind his back.
The one who was speaking broken english forced England on his horse before getting on it himself. England groaned in pain from the gun hitting his head. The pain got worse when the horse started running.
'Shit...' England thought to himself. 'Why did I think that... This was a good idea at the time, I guess... But they found out too soon... I'm... Almost afraid to find out what Turkey will do to me...' He giggled to himself.
"What funny?" England started laughing and shook his head.
"N-Nothing... I just... I think I'm going crazy..." He sighed and relaxed.
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Kent Willams ("Mahjihal" from Fullmetal Alchemist, "father" and the narrator from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Hatori Sohma from Fruits Basket, Hajime Hiura from Eden of the East, Yoshio Ootori from Ouran Host Club, Gustav St. Germain from Baccano!, and many, MANY more) is supposed to be doing the voice of Turkey! Yay~! But weird... Can you picture Turkey saying something like "humans are weak. They have a fear of the dark..." Blahblahblah?