Himayura Hidekaz owns Hetalia.

Warning- May contain some racial slurs or "speaking the lord(s) name in vain." I don't mean to offend ANYONE!

I've been playing the first Wild ARMs game, and my God! Three hours into it, and it's fucking depressing!

It's a fan story about a gay harem! =D

APHAPHAPH

Spain and England were hanging from the ceiling by chains around their wrists while completely naked. "Ya' two are so... Wha' were ya' two thinkin'?" Turkey's fingers brushed against the back of Spain's leg, who shuddered in fear. "Ya' are prob'ly used ta' takin' order from Englan'..."

Spain gasped and looked down. "Don't... That's not..."

"Don' worry- I won' hurt you as much, like promised. I'll prob'ly keep my promise to Romano, as well, and avoid rapin' ya'. Instead, I'll jus'... Well." Turkey whipped Spain on the back of his thighs multiple times with a flogger, making Spain gasp. "'Hurts?" Spain nodded his head slowly. "Of course it does. Now, as fer ya'..." He turned to England, who growled.

"Get away from me..." Turkey laughed and grabbed him.

"Or wha'? Ya'll hur' me? I'll have fun, breakin' ya'..."

"Stop that..." England gasped and looked away.

"P'haps I should shove somethin' in there so wheneva' ya' breath, yer prostate is hit..." He smirked when England shook his head. "Wait... I like the idea, but... There's anotha' nation in here."

"Please... What about your promise to Romano?" Spain begged.

"I promised that I wouldn' fuck ya'. Nothin' more. 'Neva' said anythin' about somethin' less." He pulled away from England. "That settles it then. I'll be back." And with that, Turkey left the two alone in the room.

With nothing else to do, France and Romano were drifting off to sleep on the large bed together. That is, until they got the rudest awakening of the century. Turkey slammed the door open and screamed-

"DYAAAAAA~!"(1)

Both France and Romano jumped and hugged each other while screaming in surprise. Turkey laughed at their reactions. "What the Hell was that? Why the fuck did you do that?"

Turkey stared at them for a minute. "Were ya' two asleep or somethin'?"

"We were trying, until you woke us up! We were bored! ...Why?"

Turkey shrugged. "I was angry, so I needed ta' get'ta short laugh some how. Also, I need somethin' in here..." Turkey started looking around the room for something specific.

"Wh-Why did you take it out on us? I think you scared France speechless!"

Turkey picked up the item he was lookikng for and smiled to himself. "I'm sorry fer that, France, and Romano, too. I didn' even know ya' two were tryin' ta' sleep."

"You..." France cleared out his throat so it wasn't blood curdle-like. "You said that you... "Was" angry? Does that mean that..."

"Yep! So it looks like I won' need to fuck you afta' all, Romano~!" He sang out.

"What?" Romano screamed angrily. "But-"

"Don't worry. I'll stay true ta' the promise I made ta' ya'. I won' fuck Spain. We caugh' them both in a tree, tryin' ta' hide. I'll keep the door unlocked, so ya' two be good..." Turkey left the door open when he left.

"In a... Tree?" France repeated.

Romano shrugged. "Spain probably came up with that idea." He finally pushed away from France. "I'm going to get something to drink..."

"I'm back~!" Turkey sang out happily, as though it was a good thing for everyone. "I got the thing I wan' ta' use on Spain."

"Why me?" Spain started wiggling around in a poor attempt to get away.

"It's eitha' this, or my dick." He showed the Spainiard the newer item he had in his hand. "Since ya' were good and came when my men said "come," I'll let ya' choose. Though, rememba' that England's gonna look at ya', and not the otha' way 'round."

"I'll..." He looked away in embarassment. "I'll take the toy..."

"Spain, you mother fucking- argh!" England was interrupted when Turkey whipped his thighs a few times.

"Quiet, England! Ya' can not do anythin' ta' anyone. Not in yer position. Spain?" Spain looked over at Turkey. "Did he try swinging forward to kick you or grab you by his legs?"

Spain shook his head. "No..."

Turkey smiled. "Good." He grabbed Spain's hip to hold him in place while slipping a finger inside of Spain. Spain squirmed around before yelping. He memorized that spot before forcing the toy inside of the other man.

"Don't you dare..." England hissed. "I'll kill your people once I get out of this place, one by one..." Turkey laughed and whipped him again.

"Ya'll be very fun ta' break indeed..." Turkey got behind him before pulling down his pants and grabbing England's hips. "I understand if ya' don' wanna watch, Spain, so I won' force ya' if ya' don' wan' ta'." He moved his hips forward, forcing himself inside of England.

England bit his lip to muffle any noise. "Get out..." He hissed between his teeth. "I swear to God..."

"Ya' wan' more? Is 'dat wha' yer tryin' ta' say?" He thrusted in all the way.

"No! I'm not trying to- mgh..." He bit his lip again.

"Yer so tigh'..." Turkey licked the back of England's neck. "Am I yer first eva' ta' take ya' here?" England shook his head slowly. "Really? Ya' cer'ainly feel like it..."

"It hurts..." England whispered.

Turkey grabbed England's chin. "Look at Spain an' say that." England closed his eyes instead. "Do it, and be sure ta' scream it so he can hear..." England still didn't do anything, so Turkey thrusted inside harder than before. "Do it!"

"It hurts!" England finally screamed. When his face was let go, he turned his head and closed his eyes again. He had to bite his tongue to avoid crying.

"Good boy..." Turkey looked over England's shoulder to see Spain. His head was turned and his eyes were tightly shut, as though doing that would make him escape from reality all together.

"Why does he get treated better for the same crime? I mean, a lot better..?" England grunted and panted.

"'Cause... I don' thin' he would'haf' done such a stupid thing withou' someone convincin' him." England groaned when he felt Turkey filling him up. "...Because Romano's still here." He pulled out and unlocked the chains that were keeping England up. "Ya'll be stayin' in a room alone ta'nigh'. It's the same room yer brotha' was in when he was... "Sick." Ya'll enjoy it, I'm sure."

"...How is he?" England relunctantly asked, eyes averting to the floor.

"He's doin' really well, now." Turkey said with happiness in his voice.

"Really?" England asked, trying not to sound too excited.

"Of course. I've been takin' care of him, afta' all." He opened the door out of the room where a guard was waiting. "Take this man and put clothes on him. Then, lock him in the same room the Scottish man was in."

"Yes, sir." The guard took England by the wrist.

"He'll take care of ya'." He explained. England nodded and let the man drag him away. "Now then..." He entered the dark room again where Spain was still dangling from the ceiling. "I'll be keepin' ya' with me fer the res' of the day." He unlocked Turkey from the ceiling so he dropped down to his feet.

"Um..." Spain hummed quietly.

"Yes?" Spain looked away when his cheeks started turning red. "I don' think ya' took even one deep breath with that in ya'."

"Please don't make me..." Spain whispered. Turkey laughed.

"But ya' need ta' breath..." He took Spain by the hips and reached around so he could play around with the toy.

"St-Stop! Please!" Spain gasped. "Please..."

"Alright." Turkey pulled out the item from Spain and threw it aside. "That's all I wan'ed ta' hear. Let's get ya' dressed. I do haf' ladies walkin' 'round, ya' know..."

APHAPHAPH

(1) He woke Greece up (big surprise) in a very similar way on "Hetaween," while sceraming just that... And then he was shirtless! =D

Also, SM Kuro-Kun 2 OVA's opening... It's very funny... "I'm telling you not to touch me in my sleep. Please stop sexually harassing me. I'll KILL you! I love you! No wait, no I don't! I hate you!"

Also, my boyfriend said "Magical band-aid nipples~!"