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Himayura Hidekaz owns Hetalia.

Warning- May contain some racial slurs or "speaking the lord(s) name in vain." I don't mean to offend ANYONE!

APHAPHAPH

Leo was holding onto England in his sleep like a teddy bear. The captain of the ship walked up to his bunk to shake England's shoulder. "Wake up, whore..." All the constant shaking woke Leo up first in surprise.

"Wha'..?" He yawned and blinked a few times. "Oh! Captain, sir!"

"Good morning, Leo..." He continued to shake England. "An English ship is approaching, so I need him to wake up!"

England's eyes shot open from the sudden yell. "...Huh?"

"Good morning." Leo greeted. "English ship coming... Uh..." He turned to his captain. "Hhow far away is it?"

"It's pretty far away still. We could barely see it through the telescope, but I still want him looking the best as he can look. I'll be waiting on the deck." With that, Hizir turned to leave.

"English ships are coming..?" England repeated.

"Yes. Give you clothes..." Leo dug around his own outfits until he picked something out and dropped it on the bed. "Should fit."

"Thank you..." England got dressed lethargically. He wanted to get back to sleep. It has been a while, it seemed, since he slept in a bed, and he wanted to get back in it.

"'Be making breakfast. You be alone with crew for 'while. Should be okay, though."

"...Okay..." All England could think about was how he was going to be talking to his people again soon.

"Tell them we going Iceland."

England's thick brows knitted together. "Iceland? Why Iceland?" Leo shrugged.

"Just cook here, not sail..."

Turkey walked around the "palace." Though compared to his boss' place, where he lived was like an apartment, but bigger than most people's homes... Anyway, he spotted France playing with one of Greece's cats in the main room. He stood there and watched for a minute before walking over to them.

"How cute~!" He commented. France jumped a little before turning around.

"I-I didn't know you were there!" France said in a panic. Turkey chuckled and sat down behind him.

"I wanted ta' watch a littl'." He wrapped his arms around France's waist. "Yer so pretty... My pretty boy..."

"Speaking of which, I've kinda been wondering... Why are all of the nations you took over thus far, are males?"

Turkey shrugged. "Mos' of the nations are guys. I dunno why- they jus' are... Though I did haf' Hungary a couple centuries ago or so..."

"Really?"

"Yeah... Bu' she got'taway..." He started planting kisses on France's neck.

"...How do you feed all of these cats?" France ran his hand through the cat's fur.

"Ther' Greece's responsibility, not mine... Though I do wonder how he can take care of them all when he can barely take care of 'imself... Come ta' think of it, ther' is a pond close by with fish in it. Maybe they fish fer food?"

"Maybe... Did Greece actually adopted all of these cats?"

Turkey shook his head but smirked, though it was hidden. "No. These are all strays. They jus'... Started comin' eva' since Greece first came here." He slipped his hands inside of France's robe to rub his nipples. "I want'ja', but I don'... I jus' took someone abou' an hour ago. Ya' don' react ta' my touches much. Well, at least as much as everyone else does."

"Well..." He took a second to think. "When we're in bed... That's the only time I get to see your face. Or... Any of you, actually. You have a very handsom face. Why do you hide it?"

"Ya' think my face is handsom?"

"Yes, very much so. I think everyone else agrees with me on this."

"Why, thank ya'!" Turkey happily said. "I find yer face ta' be very pretty." He licked France's cheek.

"Otherwise, I would much rather have someone who I love in bed with me." France ignored the tongue running up his cheek.

"Well then, I'll just haf'ta' try harda'. Though, it's a lot harda' ta' please a bunch'a nations wh-." He stopped before he reminded France of his current position in life. "Speakin' of which, I was goin' ta' get Ireland out, since Scotland's feelin' much betta' now. Do ya' wanna come with?"

France nodded. "Sure. Why not?"

France followed Turkey into the underground prison where the red-orange haired man was being kept. "Ireland~!" Turkey sang out. Ireland looked at the direction where the voice came.

"Turkey? And France... What are you two doing down here?"

"I promised ya' that I would get ya' wheneva' Scotland's feelin' betta'."

Ireland raised a brow. "He's... "Better?" Better, how?"

"He does has the occasional cravin' fer nicotine, but he knows how ta' control it now. So... Do ya' wanna see him or not?"

"Yeah. S-Sure... I mean, if he's doing better now, without the constant need to smoke."

"Good~!" Turkey dug around his pockets for the key. "Here it is~!" He took it out and placed it inside of the key hole to unlock the door. "We should prob'ly get'ja' cleaned up, first." Ireland nodded in agreement.

"We're finally here!" The captain chirped happily. "Do the same thing as always- get everyone you can find!"

'Well...' England thought when the ship stopped. 'At least I don't really know Iceland...'

APHAPHAPH

I got a new hamster~!

He's a Russian dwarf hamster, and he was the only white one of his siblings, including his parents!

He's albino~! And apparently, that's rare for a dwarf hamster... Even his tail is white!

His name is Wilzyx!

My mom's first response was- "...You named your hamster after the whale- that died- in South Park?"

Yes. Yes I did! Except that one has two "l's" in his name... Or her? His... Anyway~!

You already heard all of this...

Guess what? I DON'T CARE! =D