I got so excited with the few reviews and alerts I got, the email notifications I got made me SO happy that I had to get another chapter out!
As I said in the previous chapter, "Acafellas" never happened in this AU. Let's move on to my version of "Preggers"! :)
Kurt's POV
A week has passed since the "Push It" incident... Mr. Schue is so mad at us... anyway... today 3 new members joined in, Quinn, the head cheerleader and Finn's girlfriend and her two back up bitches, I don't even know their names and I'm sure I don't want either...
So, I'm talking to Tina about making a music video to Beyonce's "Single Ladies" and she's totally into it, obviously I'm playing Beyonce and she's so sweet to just hand the spotlight to me, I love her but I wouldn't do it myself... all of a sudden somebody joins in our chat... it's one of the new members, she seems nice... and dumb... but she's a great dancer and she's interested in joining our music video, so why not?
"Ladies, the shoot is scheduled for today at 6pm at my house, ok?" That way my dad will still be at work and we won't get caught filming this gay video.
- Later that day -
"Get ready Tina and..."
"Brittany!" The blonde cheerio added, she has a cool name, if I was a girl I would love that to be my name... anyways...
"Ok, show time!" I yell as I turn the camera on and Tina turns the speakers at the same time as well!
All of a sudden the music stops and we freeze where we are, someone is obviously at home... and that can only be my dad since mom died when I was little... FUCK! Did I just out myself? For how long has he been watching this? Oh god... the only thing I can get out of my mouth is "Dad... you came home early..."
As he asks me what I'm wearing my mind rambles and I just say it's some attire people use to work out nowadays... well he didn't seem to believe it... but then Tina, as smart as she is immediately helped me by yelling "Football!" And I use some excuse and tell him that it is "jock chique", OH GOD, really Kurt? That's all you can come up with? Then Brit saved my life...
"Totally! Kurt's in the team now, he's the new kicker!" THANK YOU! You're dumb but you saved my outing for later! Then I make up that they're helping me exercising and he starts rambling about when he used to play football in high school... and before he leaves he asks me for a ticket to my first game.. now I HAVE to join the team... HOLY SHIT! Puck's in the team too! That means I'll get closer to him... and I'll see him changing... OMG Brit! You're an angel!
Well a new day has rise, today at glee practice I reach out to Finn, he's the only ND member that is in the football team as well...
"Finn! I need to ask you something..." I nervously ask...
"Sorry, I already got a date to the prom! But I'm flattered that you asked..."
"I-I'm not gay!" I immediately say before he talks more crap... or that he even thinks that my plot to get into the team is to get closer to anyone... well, it is.. but nobody needs to know...
So I ask him if I can try out for the team... and since their practice is after glee today he brought me along with him for my audition.. or tryout... whatever they call it in football... I can see that it will be hard work but seeing Puck change everyday will make it worth it...
Finn gave me some tips and I think I'm ready for this... I talk to coach Beaste and she allows me to audition for the role of kicker... I press play on my speakers, and as the music starts I get pumped up and I kick that ball after I throw in a few dance moves... and... SCORE! Holy crap! I'm actually good at this! Damn Kurt Hummel, you keep impressing yourself with your massive talent, bravo! As I look to everybody's reaction I see Puckerman with his mouth wide open which he tries to cover when our eyes meet and coach Beaste allows me to join! Hell yeah!
- in the next day -
I get in the choir room before anyone, Mr. Schue is already there so I ask him.. "Do you think it's a good idea if we taught some dance moves to the football team for their next game?" He seems to be surprised by my question and by the fact that I'm part of the team but I explain that they haven't been doing very well lately and that dancing before my kick actually worked to loosen' up...
After rehearsals, Mr. Schuester goes with me to the locker room and we try to convince the jocks to learn the dance moves, most of them seemed to be angry by the proposition but some actually seemed into it... including Puck... he was trying to act cool but I see something in his eyes as I look at him.. he's definitely wanting to have the lesson but he's probably afraid that it isn't cool.. well either way coach Beaste forced them all into the choir room...
While we're showing the choreography we see some potential members to New Directions, there's this Asian guy, he's cute and he's clearly a great dancer... then there's a black guy, he's a good dancer too... then... Puck... he did seem to catch up with the choreography, he isn't as good dancer as the other two but he can bust a few moves, I'm surprised.. maybe he's not that straight... but that doesn't mean anything... there are straight male dancers after all.. The bell rings which means the practice is over... nobody was wearing their football attires so that means I won't see him changing in my first practice... DAMN!
- on that Saturday -
OMG! It's game time! I'm so scared... I've been practicing my ass off everyday but I've avoided changing and showering in front of everybody... well I don't want to get caught looking at something that pleases me... and since I'm new in the team I always run a few more laps while everyone leaves... maybe they asked coach to do that so I don't... see anything... damn straight guys!
Focus Kurt, you can't just fake your stay in the team, we have to win this game to prove that the dancing lessons were worth it and that I'm a good addition to the team... the locker room is empty so I can finally change into my attire... after I do so, I go outside, all sits are filled I'm so scared right now... but hey I have to get used to the cheering since I'll be a star one day... they left me in the bench because I'm obviously not as good as them so there's not much to be scared of...
The game is ending and it's tied... crap we can't lose.. then I see Puck looking at me and then nods, after that he whispers something to the team, they call me in their circle and we discuss a tactic that fits with what I practiced the whole week... after a few passes I get the ball and... SCORE! Damn we won! Because of me! My dad must be so proud! and Puck! OMG I can't control my feelings!
I decided to end the chapter here, the next one will feature Puck/Kurt interaction after the game! I didn't want to keep you waiting for this chapter for too long, I really hope you enjoyed it. Please keep on reviewing and supporting me, it means A LOT to me! :)