Well, I'm feeling mildly disgusted with myself.
Who knew I could write that kind of …. Of… sweet and cute stuff?
Ugh…. I feel ashamed.
I need something random, something to make me feel better about the whole "Sweet Christmas Special" thing a chapter ago.
And so it is without further ado, I present the new arc to Day At The Castle!
Disclaimers: All media, including Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy, are in fact not mine. All that is mine is probably the execution of the idea.
That and the game that they're playing. It's my idea and it might possibly become a story over at Fictionpress.
Xemnas was very angry.
Not just angry, furious.
He was sick and tired of the younger Nobodies' backtalk and the way that they showed absolutely no respect to the older members.
The only ones that those little brats actually seemed to like out of the first eight members were Xigbar and Axel, with obvious reasons as well.
He was sick of it and dammit, he deserved a little respect!
So it was with these angry thoughts in mind, he walks into the Gray Room where Roxas, Xion, Axel and Xigbar were having a shooting game tournament.
"Marco!" Xigbar chuckles as he fires a series of grenades and bullets towards Roxas's avatar, instantly decapitating the helpless character and sending him flying about fifty feet in the air.
"WHAT?" Roxas shouts, staring at the blood red icon that popped up on his side of the TV screen in disbelief.
"Xiggy! Marco!" Xion shrieks in joy as Xigbar's female character suddenly explodes, sending little bits of flesh all across his screen. The same icon shows up on Xigbar's screen and he looks over proudly at the concentrating Xion.
"See? This is totally why I should be her uncle." Xigbar laughs, applauding the little girl's bloodthirsty kill.
Xemnas stares at this scene, watching his subordinates carefully.
"Hey, look! I found the Mansex dummy!" Axel comments, firing a round of bullets into a swinging mannequin that looked suspiciously like Xemnas himself.
"And… MARCO!" Xion squeals as Axel's character walks into a building and instantly collapses to the ground with a knife in his head.
'Winner: Third player Xion! The rest of you guys suck.' The TV announces with disdain as Axel and Roxas glare over at Xigbar who was laughing hysterically.
"Okay, that's it, Xigbar! You're not allowed to touch the Playstation anymore!" Axel snaps angrily.
"Hey, it's not my problem you guys suck. Even the TV said so." Xigbar jokes, high-fiving Xion.
"Ahem." Xemnas coughs, waiting for them to notice his presence.
They all glance at him, mumble a hello and then go back to arguing.
"Look, don't be jealous cause I kick butt in this game! I'm the one who bought it!" Xion scolds Roxas who just glares at her.
"No, you cheated! We all agreed that we wouldn't use knives this round!" Roxas says and Xion just stares at him.
"What? When was that in the rules?" She asks in confusion.
"AHEM." Xemnas coughs again, prompting everyone to look over at him.
"Do you need a cough drop or something, Xemnas?" Axel asks, reaching into his pocket to look for one.
"No, Axel, I'm fine." Xemnas says calmly.
"You sure? You look a bit sick. Maybe you're coming down with something." Xion adds helpfully, smiling at him as if she actually cared about the state of Xemnas's health.
"Xion, Roxas, didn't you have a mission today?" Xemnas asks, pointing to his watch to show that he was wondering why they were still in the Castle.
"Oh, that. We paid Luxord to do it for us. He didn't have a mission today so… Who's turn was it to get Lady Scarlet?" Roxas says, avoiding Xemnas's glare of anger as he starts up the game again.
"Oh, it's my turn now." Axel tells him as he selects the character.
"Meeting. NOW." Xemnas snarls as he marches over to the TV and slams an Ethereal Blade through it, instantly sending a huge splash of sparks over the startled group as he marches off.
"… Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning." Xigbar says in shock as he throws down his controller and gets up.
"Why is that I have a really bad feeling about this?" Xion mutters to herself as she turns off the PS3 and opens up a Corridor of Darkness to the Throne Room.
"Don't worry. I bet he just lost his Pop-Tarts again." Axel says comfortingly as he picks up his jacket and puts it on.
"I sure hope so…" Roxas says quietly, wincing at the broken TV.
"How bad could it be?" Axel scoffs, rolling his eyes.
Well, this isn't bad considering it took me less than twenty minutes to do!
As always, thanks for reading and I'll try to update a bit more often from now on.
Ah, and on that note, I have midterms this week and so I probably won't update for roughly seven days.
HA! I have a legitimate excuse this time!