chapter the chapter title is because of song by My Darkest Days, which has the same title – the normal one, not the one featuring Ludacris – it's the same song I just like the one without him better…the song can be kind of demeaning to women so if you don't like then I don't suggest checking the song out…I love the guy's voice so I don't really care

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Chapter 8: Porn Star Dancing

Sasuke sat at a table outside on campus. He was starting to get annoyed because Suigetsu was teasing him about how he was going to go out with Naruto and his friends. "I'm tagging along for this," Suigetsu grinned, making Sasuke deeply regret his decision to tell the other man. "I can't wait to see where he makes you go," he grinned. "What does a guys night out means to him," he laughed. "This will be great," he laughed. He was mildly impressed that Naruto had gotten him to agree to a guy's night out and he couldn't wait to see what would happen.

"Do you love my misery?" Sasuke asked. "I should have never agreed to this," he shook his head, wondering what he was thinking. "I should have just let him walk around half naked," he sighed, putting his head down on the table.

"Why didn't you?" Suigetsu asked. "Were you afraid you'd jump him if he didn't put some clothes on?" he asked with a grin. "Do you find him that attractive?" he continued to tease Sasuke.

"I don't find him attractive," Sasuke practically hissed. "He's a moron, I don't like morons," the dark haired man glared. In reality he knew that he was physically attracted to Naruto, but he wasn't going to give Suigetsu the satisfaction of being right.

"He doesn't seem that stupid to me," Suigetsu shrugged. "I mean he did trick you into agreeing to come out with him," he pointed out. When he noticed the look that Sasuke was giving him, one that meant he was getting ready to hit the light haired man, he just laughed. "Okay, I get it. I'll stop," Suigetsu said. 'Until tonight,' he thought with a smile on his face.

"It's okay, tease me all you want," Sasuke said. He had a look in his eyes that told him the dark haired man had some kind of plan. "I'll just go ahead and tell Karin where you're going tonight," he smirked. "You know how much she loves when you go out for a guys night," he added, once again getting the upper hand in the conversation.

It was at that moment that Karin walked over to the table. "You're timing is impeccable," Sasuke said with a pleased smirk. "We were just talking about you," he said. He could see that Suigetsu was getting uncomfortable with where the conversation was going and that was exactly what he wanted; it was pay back.

"Only good things I hope," she said as she sat down next to Suigetsu. She was a bit possessive at times and they both knew that telling her they were going for a guy's night would upset her. Sasuke knew that it would end with her asking Suigetsu a series of questions and not stopping until she got every detail.

"I was just wondering if Suigetsu had told you that he's tagging along for guys night," he said, looking at Suigetsu, obviously pleased with his actions. He saw the glare Suigetsu was giving him, which only made Sasuke happier with himself.

"Oh really?" she said angrily. "Why is this the first time I'm hearing about this?" she asked. "And why do you need a guys night?" she asked. "You have a girlfriend, you don't need to go out with the guys to pick up chicks," she argued.

'Stupid asshole,' Suigetsu thought as he looked at Sasuke. He turned his attention toward Karin, "It's just a harmless night out. You know where guys can be guys," he tried to convince her that nothing would happen, when he saw the look on her face he realized that he didn't choose the best words. "Even if they do try to pick up chicks, I'm not going to participate," he said, hoping that would calm her down, though by the looks of it his words still weren't helping.

Sasuke saw the mess he'd gotten his best friend into and knew he had to help him get out of it; after all he wasn't completely heartless. "Don't worry, I'll be there," he said to Karin. "You know I'll make sure he doesn't do anything stupid," he added, making the girl calm down. She just nodded, realizing that she may have overacted a little bit. Suigetsu smiled at his friend, thankful that he helped him get out of trouble.

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Sasuke was dreading having to go out with Naruto and his friends. The blonde was getting ready and Sasuke couldn't help but think, 'At least he's going to look hot while dragging me to where ever it is that him and his friends are going.' He didn't want the blond to know that he was checking him out so he quickly turned away.

Naruto turned toward him, "Come on and get ready." He walked over and pulled the dark haired man onto his feet. "You can't wear that," he informed Sasuke with a grin. "And put on a smile, we're going to have fun," he added happily.

Sasuke just grunted as he got up and pulled out whatever clothes he found first. "Whatever," he said, still not smiling. "But I'm not going to like it," he said as he started to change, not even thinking about the fact that Naruto was standing across the room.

Naruto stared at the other man, 'Why does he have to be such a bastard? Such a hot bastard.' His eyes scanned over Sasuke's body, which just confirmed the fact that he was physically perfect. He couldn't deny that Sasuke was hot and anyone that did was either blind or lying. "I didn't think you'd ever be comfortable to change in front of me. I mean you always seem to change in the bathroom," Naruto smirked once Sasuke was dressed again.

Sasuke looked at the blond, trying to hide his blush. "Shut up moron," he said, turning away from Naruto. He quickly walked into the bathroom, acting like he needed to fix his hair although he'd already done it earlier that day.

'Hope that's not an indication of how the night's going to go, that was a little awkward,' Naruto thought, realizing he probably shouldn't have said anything. "We should probably get going," Naruto said, looking at the clock next to his bed. "I told Kiba we'd meet up with him about ten minutes ago so we're already late," he smiled, trying to change Sasuke's attitude. The other man just nodded.

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Sasuke's eyebrow started to twitch because of annoyance. When they arrived to their destination he found out it was a strip club and watching girls strip wasn't exactly what he thought of as a good night. Suigetsu stood beside him laughing, knowing that Sasuke was gay. "You could always go upstairs and watch the guys," he said quietly with a smile. He was finding that the night was going to be more entertaining than he first expected.

Sasuke glared at him, "Shut up asshole." He elbowed him in the ribs and continued on to say, "And don't say that." He looked around to see they were somewhat separated from the group, "One of them might hear you." It wasn't that he really cared what Naruto or his friends thought, he just didn't want it to be even more awkward between the two of them.

"That would be pretty awkward," Suigetsu said. He sighed as he started pulling the other man toward Naruto and his friends, "Come on, it won't be that bad."

"I beg to differ," Sasuke grumbled. He soon found himself sitting near the stage with the rest of the guys. Most of them were putting ones in the girl's underwear or throwing them on the stage. One of the girls tried to come near Sasuke, staring at him as if he were her prey. Sasuke just rolled his eyes and looked away from the girl. He was bored and therefore he was drinking a little. Sasuke knew better than to actually get drunk, he tended to do stupid things when he was drunk.

Kiba was sitting between Suigetsu and Naruto. They were all talking and Suigetsu and Kiba were becoming quick friends. However, Suigetsu didn't know what to do when Kiba suddenly said, "I don't think that he's interested in girls." He signaled toward Sasuke, showing exactly whom he was talking about.

"Why do you say that?" Naruto asked. He always figured that Sasuke was straight; after all, the guy didn't act gay. He knew that didn't mean anything though, since he was and he didn't act the least bit gay. He knew that Sasuke sometimes looked at him, but he just figured it was just a glare and that he was just being a bastard.

"He looks bored," Kiba pointed out. He noticed that Suigetsu was pretending not to listen to their conversation, which he also thought was a dead giveaway. "What do you think Suigetsu?" Kiba then asked, pulling him fully into the conversation. If anyone would know the answer it was Suigetsu, it was getting the truth out that would be the hard part.

"I don't know," Suigetsu shrugged. Suigetsu knew that if Sasuke wanted them to know then he'd tell him. Kiba just chuckled, not believing him.

"I'll go talk to him," Naruto said, standing up and walking over Sasuke. Kiba watched him leave, not sure if Naruto wanted to know because it meant he could make a move on Sasuke, or if he really didn't believe him. He figured it was probably a mix of both.

"Hey," Naruto said, sitting next to Sasuke. "What's wrong?" he asked, gaining Sasuke's full attention. "You seem bored," the blond said explaining his question. "What none of these girls are capturing your attention?" he asked. He hoped he'd get an answer out of Sasuke since the dark haired man had a little to drink.

"No girl captures my attention," Sasuke said, rolling his eyes as he got up and walked away. He was making his way toward the exit, not wanting to see Naruto's reaction to what he'd just said. He didn't want to think about how awkward the rest of the semester was going to be after his statement.

Naruto sat there stunned for a moment, 'Wait what?' He quickly got up, trying to catch up with the other man. When he got outside of the club he saw Sasuke walking in the direction of the school. "Hey Sasuke wait up," Naruto called as he ran to catch up with the dark haired man.

"What do you want?" Sasuke asked as he stopped and looked at the blond. He put his hands in his jacket pocket, somewhat nervous as to how the blond was going to react. He didn't look Naruto directly in the eyes; he didn't want to know how he'd react to having a gay roommate.

"So," Naruto started not sure how to start the conversation. "You're gay?" he asked, getting straight to the point. He could feel the tension between them and knew this was probably the most awkward conversation they'd had so far.

"No, I'm asexual," said Sasuke sarcastically. He could tell that the blond actually believed him so he sighed and said, "Yes, you moron, I'm gay." He just shrugged and said, "So what?"

"It's not it's a problem," Naruto quickly said, not wanting Sasuke to think that he was homophobic. "I just didn't expect you to be gay," he tried to explain. "You don't really act gay," he pointed out. "Except maybe your hair, you do take a while to do your hair," the blond thought out loud.

Sasuke just glared at him, "What do you expect everyone to be straight like you?" He really wasn't sure why he was still participating in the conversation. Part of him just wanted to walk away and pretend the conversation, or more the entire night, had never happened.

"I'm not straight," he blurted out, making the conversation more awkward. "I mean I can appreciate the female body," he signaled toward the strip club. "But I don't date them," he added. It was in that moment that he felt he might have made the conversation a little more awkward, if that were possible.

"Oh," was all Sasuke could say, he really wasn't expecting that answer. He decided it was time for the conversation to end and quickly turned and started to walk toward the school once again. He needed to digest what Naruto said, at that point he really didn't know how to react. Naruto was one of the last people he'd expect to be gay, however, after thinking about it the blond did tend to stare at him a little too much. 'Why did I not see that coming?' he asked himself.

Naruto watched Sasuke walking away, 'Well, that was awkward. What am I supposed to do, act like nothing happened?' He let out a sigh, 'Right, just act like nothing happened, that's what I'll do.' He watched Sasuke's retreating frame, 'And I will not jump him, even if I do know that he's gay.' He bit his bottom lip, 'A very hot gay bastard. This semester should be interesting.'

TBC…

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