Himayura Hidekaz owns Hetalia.

Warning- May contain some racial slurs or "speaking the lord(s) name in vain." I don't mean to offend ANYONE!

TO EVERYBODY WHO IS READING THIS- SPARKLE, SPARKLE, SPARKLE!

APHAPHAPH

England pushed on both Scotland's and Ireland's shoulders. "Hey, wake up."

Scotland groaned and looked at England, annoyed. "Whad'ya' want..?" He yawned.

"I'm leaving."

Scotland started at him for an awkward second. "...What?"

"I'm leaving. There's a ship coming, but I don't want to leave you two here, alone..."

"...Why not?"

"Um... Because you two are my brothers?"

Scotland stared at him some more before flopping back down. "G'night, England..."

"I'm going to burn down the building."

Both Scotland and Ireland- who was trying to ignore the voices- sat up. "What?" They both said, almost at the same time.

"I'm going to burn down the place, so there is not a home to return me to even if I get caught."

"What gave you an idea as stupid as that?"

"It's not stupid if it works! Are you coming, or not?"

"Yes, it is stupid. I'm tired, Ireland's practically falling back to sleep..."

"Do you not miss being independant?"

"...Fine. I give up." He yawned. "But only because you're setting the damn place on fire. Which, by the way, I will use as the excuse for me leaving. Ireland..." He pushed on Ireland's shoulder a little. "We're leaving."

Ireland groaned and sat up again. "We are?"

"Would you rather be here? Because I can just warn Turkey instead..."

"Wha-"

"No..." Ireland interrupted England. "If there's a chance that I can go home and never come back, than I'll take it..."

England sighed in relief. "Just wait for me outside, okay? Portugal's already waiting for me out there." They both nodded before leaving the room.

England stripped the bed of the sheets and dragged them to the kitchen area. He started a fire in a hearth that would normally be used to boil water in cauldrons. He stuck a corner of the sheet into the fire, where it burned almost instantly. He pocketed a few things and grabbed a chair before finally leaving the place.

"I stole a few items, so we have cash, just in case." He sat the chair down by the fence before standing ontop of it and going over the fence. He waited on his brothers and Portugal before he finally ran off with them- away from Turkey.

"What if someone starts talking to us?" Ireland suddenly asked.

"I learned some Turkish. Just let me talk if needed..."

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Italy woke up when a cat jumped on him and started scratching at the window. It was practically screaming, demanding the window to open.

"What's wrong little kitty? Do you want to go outside?" He opened the window, and the cat jumped out right away. He heard some scratching and frantic meowing outside the door just then. He opened the door, and a small parade of cats ran inside and out the window. The cats woke both Romano and Netherlands up.

"What the Hell is going on?" Romano groaned.

"I think there's a light coming from the living room..."

"A light?" Netherland's repeated. Italy nodded.

"I'm going to check it out." Italy left the room. Cats were zooming past him as he got closer. 'Is that... Smoke?' He walked a bit closer to it, before covering his mouth. 'Why is there smoke in the living... What is that smell? It smells like... English cooking...' He followed the smoke until the reached a hallway that was halfway set on fire. "Mio dio!" He ran off to go to the same room he was sleeping in, while screaming- "Fire!"

"What?" Romano groaned again.

"Fire! Fire!" Italy started flailing his arms wildly.

"What? What fire?"

"The light! Fire! Fire! In this house!"

"What?" Romano started punching Spain's shoulder. "Wake up, lazy bastard!" Netherland's got up and walked over towards Italy.

"Go. I'll wake up the others." Italy nodded and ran out the window.

"Hurry, brother!"

"I'm trying! WAKE UP!" Romano finally slapped Spain across the face. That seemed to have woken him up a bit.

"Hungry already, Romano..?" He groaned.

"No! Out the window- now!" He grabbed Spain by the wrist to drag him out of bed.

"Wha-?"

"Now!" He forced Spain on his feet and pushed him towards the window.

"Why? And where's Netherlands?"

"He's waking up the rest! There's a fire!"

"A what?" Romano growled in frustration and pushed Spain out of the window. "H-How can there be a fire? Who would be awake at this time of day?"

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Netherlands slammed the door open, making France and Turkey jump in surprise. "Where's everybody else?" They both stared at him with disbelief.

"What're ya' talkin' 'bout? Wha's wrong?"

"Your house is on fire!"

"Wh... Wha'? How?" Netherlands shrugged.

"Spain, Italy, and Romano are already outside. They escaped through the window."

"I-If wha' yer sayin' is true, than take France an' go! I'll get e'eryone else."

"I can help." France offered.

"No. Be a good boy an' do as I say."

"But-" Netherlands grabbed France by the wrist to drag him away.

Turkey opened his window before going to the room right next to his, where Greece was still asleep, and Egypt was trying to get back to sleep.

"Wake up, ya' two!" Egypt turned around to look at him. "Take yer dog and go outside through my window!" Egypt nodded led his dog out of the room without questioning Turkey. Greece was still asleep, which annoyed Turkey. Instead of trying to wake him up, he just grabbed him and ran into his own room to throw him out the window.

"What the Hell are you doing?" Greece asked, with barely any emotion.

"Jus' stay out there!" Turkey ran off before anybody could ask him anything.

Egypt's dog tried getting back inside, but he was being pulled back.

"Why are all of my cats out here?" Egypt turned around to see what Greece was talking about. They were surrounded by cats, like Greece said. Some of them were trying to escape by the chair that was standing by... Egypt's eyes widen, and he finally let his dog go. Whatever the problem is, he knew that his dog could sense it.

Turkey had to soak his hat with water before exploring any futhur. He heard some barking just before going into the living room.

"I thought I told Egypt ta'-" The dog started pulling on his robe. "Hey! Cut 'dat out! I still need ta' get Portugal, Ireland, Engla..." He stopped all of a sudden. "...Bark once if ya' can sense anybody else in 'ere..." The dog was quiet, and did nothing besides try to pull Turkey away. "Oh my God!" He growled, finally letting the dog lead him back outside.

"Turkey, look." Turkey blinked a few times before realizing that the voice belonged to Egypt. He turned to see Egypt, who was pointing at a chair.

"Why's there a chair ova' by the fence..?" He asked, even though he pretty much knew the answer.

"It was there when we were thrown outside." Greece replied. "By the way, one of the Italies went over the fence. 'Said something about getting help, or something?"

"Wha- Where are the rest, anyway?"

"I think he came from the other side of the building."

"Well, go check, won't'ja'? I need ta' get the run-away Italy, an' some help!"

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Italy ran to the first house he could see and started pounding on the door, while screaming in Italian. He barely noticed when the door finally opened.

"What's wrong?" The man living there asked him. He couldn't understand what Italy was trying to say, but he did recognize a name Italy kept on screaming. "Sadiq? What about Sadiq? Is he here?" On the verge of tears, Italy crouched down to draw on the dirt with his finger. "That looks like... Fire?"

"There ya' are!" Both men turned to the location of the voice.

"Sadiq!" Italy ran over to him and hugged him. "I was trying to get help, but I don't know any-" Turkey placed a finger on Italy's lips.

"Did ya' see Arthur, by any chance?" Italy shook his head. "Dammit!" He hissed.

"Excuse me! Are you Sadiq?" Turkey looked up at the human man. "Is everything okay?"

"My house is on fire and I can't find four of my slaves!"

"Oh my- I'll help get people to help out!" The man ran to the village, screaming.

"Come'n." Turkey tugged at Italy's robe. He nodded and let himself be led back to the burning house. When they got back there, everybody was already trying to help put out the fire by the few watering cans Turkey had. "Don't! Don' risk yer lives tryin' to put the fire out!" Everybody ignored him and continued to use the water from the small, artificial pond.

Soon, people where marching over to the place with buckets of water. People who ran out of water was using dirt and clothing to at least tame the flames so not as much water would be needed. When the flames started to die down a bit, Turkey would be searching for the United Kingdom nations, and Portugal. He couldn't even find burnt bodies.

Finally, after several hours, the flames were completely extinguished. Turkey lost a little more than half of his house and posessions. He slumped down against the fence. He never found his other four nations.

France sat next to him and panted. He was tired from all of the work he had to do to save the house. Turkey placed a hand on his head as a tired gesture of a "job well done."

"Thank ya'... All of ya'... Come here. Sit down by me..." Every nation around the area sat down in front of Turkey, like they were told to do. "I think Arthur convinced his brothers and Javiar... Javier? Whateva'..." Turkey took a deep breath. "Anyway, I think he convinced 'dem ta' leave with him, but not be'fer' burnin' the house down first. This is no place ta' live at now, so I'm sendin' ya' all home..."

"What?" Romano snapped before he could stop himself. "I-I mean, we can still clean up what's left of it so it can be live-able!"

"I would feel bad if we left without helping clean up the place..." Spain admitted.

"Where are you supposed to stay?" Italy asked. Turkey smiled.

"I can find a temporary home, easily."

"Stay with me." Turkey looked over at France.

"Wha'?"

"Stay with me, please. It's... The least I can do."

Turkey smiled softly. "Thank ya' fer yer offer, but I'm needed here in Turkey, ya'know?" France looked disappointed. "I'll come visit, if ya' want."

France looked up at him. "...Promise?"

"Of course!" France smiled. "I'll pay fer everything ya'll need ta' get home, food, an' other essentials."

"What about Ice- uh..." Netherlands stopped himself before blurting out Iceland's nation name.

"Emil will be 'kay where he is. 'Da fire didn' even get close to where he is. 'Dat's also why I need ta' stay here- ta' check on Emil..." He fell on France's shoulder.

"Sadiq?"

"I'm... I'm just tired... Jus'... Let me stay here fer a few minutes, 'kay?"

France layed his head again Turkey's. "I don't want to go..." He whispered to himself.

"Ya'll be okay. Ya' said that yer uh... "Son" is independent now, righ'? If he's independant, than he should be able to visit ya' any time he wants, an' vise versa."

"What if Arthur gets him back..?"

"Then fight him fer yer son. I'm not stoppin' ya' from seein' him any more." Turkey bluntly answered.

"Thank you... Just... Thank you, for everything..."

"Yer welcome... Why is e'eryone else so quiet?"

"Um..." France looked around them. "They're not around anymore..."

"Where did they go..?"

"They probably went inside to clean up... Or is asleep..."

"Hm-mm..." Turkey half-listened. "Ya'll go on a ship ta' yer home ta'marrow then..."

"About that... I request that I go someplace else instead, before going home."

"Not a problem, but where would ya' wanna go..?"

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It took them a lot shorter than England thought it would to get home. He just had to convince the captain of the ship to get into friendly contact with an English ship. He told the captain that he was sent by Sadiq himself to tell all English ships to help out the barbary pirates. So as soon as he, his brothers, and Portugal got onto the ship, he hid, using the crowd of people to sneak off without the Turkish pirates knowing.

He wasn't sure if he should have been surprised or not, though, when he heard knocking on his door. As soon as he opened it, he was greeted by a punch on the face. "What the bloody-"

"So you did run away! Did Ireland, Scotland and Portugal went with you?"

"France? What are you doing here?"

"I should ask you the same thing! You seriously burned the fucking building?"

"It got you out of there, didn't it? You should be thanking me!"

"I didn't want to leave!"

"For what reason? Have you given up that much? Dammit, frog! I thought you were stronger willed than that!"

"It's your fault that I wanted to stay there, and you still didn't answer my question!"

England sighed in frustration. "Yes, I convinced Portugal, Ireland, and Scotland to escape with me, but they have nothing to do with the fire. I wanted to prevent him from having a reason to get me, again."

"Did you completely forget about Iceland? He's still there, sick with the plague." England stared at him for a while with a look of disbelief on his face. "You honestly forgot about that, didn't you..?"

"...Where is Turkey staying?"

"I don't know. Probably with his boss."

"Okay... Then Iceland should be okay..."

France took a deep breath. "You ruined my life when you took Canada away from me, you know..."

England scoffed. "Don't worry about America or anything."

"I did worry about him! That's why I helped him gain independence! Why did you think I did that? Because he offered me sex or something? I am not into incest!"

"Go see him if you're so damn worried about him. I won't stop you."

"You... What? Don't lie to me like that!"

"I'm not lying. At first, I just wanted to make you angry, but that's not fair to America and Canada."

"I thought there was more to it than that."

"No, not really. Not much, anyway. I loved taking care of them. 'Still do, when they need it, but... America chose me..."

"I know." France huffed.

"Um... Is there anything else you need to talk to me about, because if not, then please, leave."

France turned around and started leaving, before stopping right before England shut the door. "You abandoned a lot of nations, so prepare yourself, because I'm not going to help you..."

APHAPHAPH

I won Silent Hill Downpour, and I am NOT shitting you when I say that it's BETTER than Silent Hill 2! I mean, sure, Silent Hill 2 has PYRAMID HEAD~! 3 *Cough* Um... He happens to be in my top five favorite characters, ever! (Izaya, Envy, Link, Pyramid Head, Midna.)

Anyway... Downpour. If you're seventeen or older, than PLAY IT, DAMMIT! It's. So. GOOD!

And ignore the reviews from the magazines or "professional video game" websites.

Buuuuuut if you're not seventeen or older, then you are reading gay porn at an age where you can't even rent REPO! or play "Bayonetta..." Both of which, are awesome... What was I talking about? How did I start talking about operas and sexy girls in video games?

SPOILERS, AND WARNING ALERT ON SILENT HILL DOWNPOUR- Downpour contains implied pedophilia, so... Keep that in mind before you start playing.