"Hi, one bag of chocolate biscotti please, to go," Blaine said to the lady tending the cashier. It had been a while since he had been to the Lima Bean, and he had to admit, he missed the bags of treats there. After paying for the bag of pastries, he immediately went straight to the parking lot to drive home to Westerville. It was a little over 7pm and the streets were not as packed as they used to be. As he reached for his keys inside his pocket, he was suddenly blindfolded by an unknown person, his hands suddenly grabbed and held to his back as he struggled to break free from the grip of the unknown guy.
"HEY! WHAT DO YOU WANT! .GO!" Blaine screamed as he continued to struggle against the bonds that were holding both his hands and arms. He was not given a reply but Blaine soon felt himself being hoisted up to someone's shoulder and being brought somewhere he had no idea about. After 10 whole minutes of kicking and screaming, his blindfold was suddenly removed and he was greeted by a sniggering Nick and Jeff.
"SURPRISE!" the two exclaimed, beaming at Blaine as if they had not fake-kidnapped him.
"WHAT THE HELL GUYS!" Blaine said, punching Nick at the shoulders and giving them his death glare.
"Remember when Cooper said be prepared? Well, SURPRISE!" the two again exclaimed, still being a little cheerful than they should be.
"GOD I AM GONNA KILL THAT BASTARD! Do you know just how nervous I was! Damn it!" Blaine said, now starting to calm down as he rubbed his temples.
"We figured, but then again you were a really hard person to hostage, so let's just call it quits," Nick said, turning towards the front of the car and starting the engine. "Anyway, we should be bringing you to the club. Ready for your stag party little groom?"
"Yeah yeah. Where is the party anyway?" Blaine said, slouching in his chair as he looked at the outside of the car for any onlookers.
"Not far from Lima. Cooper told us to meet him and the boys by the docks at Brice Road so I'm guessing we'll be going swimming or something," Jeff said to him, turning towards Blaine as Nick continued driving towards the said place.
"Swimming? Are you kidding me? I don't have any swim wear!" Blaine protested as he lightly smacked the back of Jeff's head.
"Well Cooper did tell you to be prepared! Stop whining, it's gonna be great," Jeff said, laughing at Blaine's annoyed face.
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After almost an hour worth of drive from Westerville to Reynoldsburg, the three finally arrived at Brice Road. As the car pulled to a stop, Blaine was greeted by a motor yacht situated near the docks. At the end of what looked like a connector to the yacht and the dock was Cooper, grinning widely at him.
"Squirt! Welcome to your bachelor party!" Cooper yelled as Blaine got of the car and started to approach him.
"How many times do I have to tell you to not call me that? seriously Cooper, it's getting old," Blaine said annoyingly as his bog brother shuffled his hands through his curls.
"Aw come on give me the night. You're gonna be married by the following night, so let me call you squirt tonight. Anyway, welcome to your bachelor party! I invited some of your friends from Dalton and the ones from New York that are already here. We're gonna have steak and beers and what not until we pass out from being drunk or being too full. How's that sound?" Cooper said as they walked towards the yacht, his brother's arm wrapped around his shoulder.
"That sounds great. Thanks for doing this Coop," Blaine said as they finally reached the finally foot leading to the yacht.
"Anything for you little bro," Cooper said, and as they turned, they were both greeted by the cheers of each and every one of Blaine's friends.
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Blaine had never seen so many steaks and beers in his life. Sure, Cooper loved his grilled meat chops and bottles of alcohol, and so did the Dalton boys and some of his other friends but boy did he ever expect to see Trent grill enough steaks to feed a whole team of professional football players.
"Uhm Coop, are we expecting more guests?" Blaine nudged his brother as he continued to stare at the long built-in grill located at the side of the yacht.
"Huh? No! Why, did I miss anyone?" Cooper said to him, looking around the small group of men.
"Nope, you got everyone here but are the ton of steaks really necessary?" Blaine said, scratching the back of his head as he continued to look at the rack of meat.
"OH! Yeah of course! What kind of steak night would be complete without steak! Besides, you'll have plenty of time to burn the calories off," Cooper nudged Blaine's side as he gave him a wink.
"Just shut up Coop," Blaine muttered as he pushed a furiously winking Cooper towards the long table where the rest of the guys were gathered.
"So, are you excited?" Kurt asked as he continued to paint Rachel's nails.
Him and the girls are all curled up on Kurt's room for their mini bridal shower party for Rachel, and they have decided that it was best to invite only those who were closest to Rachel, Nadia included since she was able to fly back from Italy to attend Blaine and Rachel's wedding.
"Mhmm, I'm very nervous, but yes, I'm very excited. We've been together for years. This is just the cherry on top of the ice cream," Rachel said, quietly inspecting Kurt's work.
"Why so nervous?" Santana said as she braided Brittany's hair while the other girl braided Mercedes'.
"Well, I'm not nervous of the wedding per se..." Rachel said, trailing off, "I'm nervous about after the wedding," Rachel muttered so softly that Santana and the rest of the girls almost missed it.
"After? You mean when you guys have sex?" Santana said, rolling her eyes in Rachel's general direction.
"SANTANA!" Rachel squeeled as she gave her a stern look.
"What? Are you nervous about when you walk out of the church? I don't think so Berry," she said, wiggling her eyebrows as she continued to braid Brittany's hair.
"Ok, yeah I am nervous about...that," Rachel said, looking back to her nails in hopes of avoiding the topic. But of course, with Santana on the room and the fact that practically every single girl and boy in the room had already lost their V-card, there was completely no way of avoiding the topic. Surprisingly, it was Tina who brought back the topic again.
"Why so nervous Rachel? I thought after all the years of being together with Blaine, you'd have lost it to him already," Tina said, giving Rachel a questioning look.
"I actually thought that you lost it to Finn to be quite honest," Kurt said, not taking his eyes off of Rachel's nails, earning a swat on the shoulder form Rachel.
"Ok no I haven't, and no we haven't yet. I wanted to wait after we got married," Rachel said, looking around at her closest friends.
"I don't blame you though," Nadia said, looking at Rachel. "I mean, after what happened with that guy you were dating before Blaine, I don't think I'd be able to do the deed immediately."
"Yeah we know but it's been years Rach! You've been with Blaine for what? 6 years?" Santana exclaimed. "I can't believe he's been abstinent the whole time! You practically killed the guy!"
"We talked about it! I mean, he said it was ok and he was willing to wait..." Rachel said, looking down at her hands guiltily, "Oh god I'm a terrible girlfriend aren't I?"
"Well, a bit yeah. Letting Blaine go through all those years of abstinence is like forcing him to cut off his dick for six years and then stitch it back on," Kurt said, rolling his eyes, "Seriously Rachel."
"Yeah I kind of agree with Kurt. What's wrong Rachel?" Tina asked, giving Rachel a questioning look that she missed.
"Nothing's wrong, really, I'm just scared about the whole thing. Don't get me wrong, I want to lose it with Blaine, but I'm just nervous that he won't like doing it with me and that I'm terrible in bed and all that stuff that kind of goes with it. Please don't tell me I'm crazy," Rachel said to them as she buried her face in her palms. After her words, Tina immediately stood up and sat at the space beside Rachel.
"Rach we know how it feels, really. I was nervous during my first time with Mike, and I won't say I was perfect in bed, but we talked it out and when it happened, it was perfect. Just talk to him about it Rach, you two have been together for almost a decade, I'm sure he would appreciate it very much if you voiced out your thoughts about this," she said to her, giving Rachel a pat on the back.
"And I won't lie," Kurt said, now continuing his task of polishing Rachel's nails, "It hurts the first time. And even if we're anatomically different, I'm pretty sure it's the same for you girls. Just try to relax when you finally do it. I'm sure Blaine will take care of you," he said, giving her a small smile.
"And please tell me he's not a virgin?" Santana said to her, giving everyone a jolt at her very loud voice. Rachel looked at her and gave her a small nod, which earned her a huge sigh from Santana, "Thank god! At least one of you will know what to do!"
At that, every one of the girls and boy from the group laughed as they continued their mini bridal shower party. At the end of the night, all of them were cuddling at the make shift bed scattered on Kurt's floor. As Kurt turned off the lights, Rachel spread her arms in an attempt to hug all of her best friends.
"Thanks guys for this. And for the talk. I really needed it. Now I'm less nervous and I have you guys to thank for," Rachel said as all of her friends took hold of her extended arms and gave it a squeeze.
"You're welcome Rach, and as much as I hate talking about your sex life, I'm pretty glad we could help," Santana replied.
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"Ugh god I am never drinking with you guys again," Trent said as he rolled off from one of the chairs put together inside the yacht. Almost all the Warblers were beginning to stand up from their designated "pass-out" areas, each of them grunting as they tried to regain consciousness.
"Yeah you said that last year when Wes got married," Jeff said, helping Nick up from their place on the floor.
Everyone suddenly let out a moan as Cooper banged the door open from the inside of the yacht while holding a plate of pancakes with his other hand.
"Rise and shine my little men!" he exclaimed, setting down the plate of pancakes on the table and pulling up the chairs that were tipped over.
"Was that really necessary?" Nick said, rubbing his temples as he tried to sit up straight.
"You know my brother, always the joker," Blaine said, coming up behind Cooper and holding up a bottle of aspirin and a few bottle of water. As he approached the men, he started handing out the medicine and throwing the bottles of water to everyone.
"Thanks dude," Nick said, popping the pill in his mouth and drowning it with water. "Hey guys I think we should head out after breakfast," he said to the men.
"Agreed," all of them said in unison, clearly hoping to get some proper sleep.
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After an hour of fixing things, showering, and tossing food at each other, the Warblers were finally ready to head back home. As the final Warbler stepped out of the yacht, Blaine rounded to all of them and gave all of them a hug.
"Thanks for this guys. I had a great time last night," Blaine said, giving them all a huge smile.
"No problem Blainers," Nick said with a laugh.
"Yeah we all had a great time too, except for the terrible hangover," Thad said, giving Blaine a pat in the back.
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[A/N] And I am back from the dead. Sheesh I hate myself for uploading late. I went to the province and the place has no internet connection whatsoever. Anyway, so here's what's up:
I'm a bit clueless as to what happens in a stag party so I had to skip the whole drinking event. Another thing is the talk with Rachel. I feel like it had to be done since she's a tad bit clueless about things so theeeere yey.
I don't even know if people are still following this, but if you still are, thank you [: I wanna go straight to the wedding so I'll try to finish that [:
R&R! Grazie! :D