*** Author's Note: Thanks for all of the reviews! As in all of the chapters, this is dedicated to MustacheBuddiesXD, my fellow Loki'er (you should TOTALLY GO READ HER LOKI/TONY), however this is also dedicated to those who reviewed and told me that you wanted to see some revenge for Loki. Well, here you go! Naturally I will ask you to REVIEW OR I WILL SET AN EIGHT LEGGED HORSE UPON YOU TO STOMP ALL OVER YOUR ODINSLEEPING BODIES. Also as per request, there will be more Odin (just not here -sorry this chapter is pretty much Odin-free)***

Loki was sick and tired of Thor getting the best of him. The little god of mischief had endured quite a lot in the past few months. He had been hit in the head repeatedly with Thor's stupid hammer – several times, had salt put in his breakfast cereal, been made to believe there was a frost giant living in their room, and had been tricked into being jarged at by their father.

Really, the little god thought to himself me being tricked into anything. I must put a stop to this.

He had a plan, but it was long shot, and by a long shot, he meant quite literally a long shot.

Thor was playing with the hooligans three: Hogun, Volstagg, and Vandral. There was an angry looking girl there too but she just sat there and Loki had a feeling he knew why she looked upset. He strode up to her and cleared his throat.

"Hi." He said sticking out his hand in a sign of friendship "I'm Loki, Thor's brother. What's your name?"

She snarled at first and batted his hand away – afraid of being made fun of – he could just be another mean little boy with intent to make fun of her for wanting to be a warrior. But when she did so, Loki looked disheartened.

"Do you want to play with me?" he asked nervously.

She stared at him some more and turned her back, but the little prince in green just wouldn't give up.

"Will they not let you play either?" The little girl nodded angrily "I understand," Loki continued "They never let me play. Always telling me I'm too small, too young, not strong enough. It really gets tiresome, don't you agree?"

The little girl warily turned to Loki "Yes." She coolly replied.

Loki smiled "Do you want to get some revenge?" he asked slyly

"Yes" Said the little girl with a hint of pleasure

"Good. I have a plan, if you are interested."

The little girl just smiled and said "I'm Sif, and it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Loki."

Loki grinned "The pleasure" he said "Is all mine." The two acquaintances snuck off and hid under a tree to discuss Loki's plan and how Sif could fit in to it.

After several minutes the two came out from behind the tree. They agreed that once the plan had played out, Sif could take the hooligans three if she let Loki have the pleasure of taking his brother.

"Okay Sif ready?" Loki asked eagerly.

Sif nodded her head and thought about what a fool she had to make of herself.

"Remember," Said Loki "Thor has a weakness for pretty little girls, so all you have to do is act like you like him and ask for the hammer!"

"Right." She said. Sif was focused now. She has zeroed in on her target, the large blonde boy. She didn't see why people thought he was so great – he was playing in the mud like all little boys- except for loki- did. He probably smelled bad too. But she knew that to prove that she really could be a warrior - she had to beat Thor and the hooligans three. She hated what she had to do – act stupid – but she had to admit, Loki's plan was genius.

So she meandered onto the mock battlefield the boys had made like an average girl her age and right up to Thor.

"Hi prince Thor!" she said cheerfully

"What do you wa-" Thor stopped he may have just been a little kid but he knew what a pretty girl was.

"Hi." He said back stunned.

Loki liked this girl, she got right to the point "You're really handsome." Giggled Sif.

"Thanks." Thor said trying to be as manly as possible – which is not an easy feat for a little boy.

"Oh. Wow! You must be really strong to hold that hammer!" She cooed

"What? This thing? Please! It's lighter than air. Try it!."

Sif did but she couldn't lift it.

Thor laughed and picked up his Mjolnir.

"Wow!" Sif yelled "You are strong!"

"Please." Said Thor "That's baby stuff – watch this!" and he lobbed the hammer all the way to where Heimdall was standing.

"Can I try?" asked Sif in awe.

"Sure." Answered Thor "But you'll need this to even pick it up" he said as Mjolnir came rushing back to him and he took off his belt and gave it to Sif.

"Thanks." She said and as she swung the heavy hammer back to throw it she ran fast and rammed the hammer into Vandral's face. Vandral fainted and Hogun tried to kick Sif's legs out from under her as he too took a Mjolnir to the face. Volstagg tried to run away but Sif caught him in the legs and he hit the ground hard.

She then threw the belt to Loki who caught it, put it on, and in no time had the hammer in his hand.

"Hello brother." He said cheerily to Thor "Do you know what time it is?"

Thor backed away slowly "Time for me to get the Allfather!" he yelled as he ran in the opposite direction of Loki.

Loki laughed and flashed a gorgeous smile as he threw Mjolnir at its owner, who fell on the ground writhing in pain. Loki was satisfied.

"Thanks Loki." Called Sif as she ran home to tell her parents how she had defeated Thor Odinson and the hooligans three in battle – they would be so proud of her.

"Any time Sif!" Loki yelled after her waving he too went home.

"So Loki how was your day?" Asked his mother as he climbed into her lap

"Great!" shouted Loki happily! "I made a new friend and Thor let me play with him and the hooligans three!"

"That's terrific." His mother said as she smiled.

"Where is Thor?" Asked Odin upon entering the room.

"Oh." Said Loki, "Probably just lying about in the mud as per usual."