OMFG LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME I FOUND THE LOST CHAPTER FOOOOOUUUUUND IT *DANCES* BUT I AM TO LAZY AND EXCITED TO CHANGE IT SO ITS MORE CURRENT WHEN YOU READ THIS especialy if your american YOULL KNOW HOW LONG AGO IT WAS THAT I WROTE THIS BUT ANY WAY THIS CHAPTER IS CRACK AND FILLER THAT WAS ITS POINT BUT ITS NEEDED ENJOY

I was wondering when you two would get out." America smiled pushing his glasses up with the barrel of his gun.

"A-Al what are you doing here?" Canada stuttered.

"What I can't visit my little brother?"

"What's with the gun?" Prussia asked, not taking his eyes off of it.

"Hmm oh this?" he said holding it up, laughing "I just wanted to see if I could make ya any paler and ta tell ya that if ya hurt Mattie this…" he points to the barrel "… Will be the last thing your lips touch." His eyes glistened darkly reminding Gilbert of who Alfred really was and what his dark side was like.

"Well I don't have any plans to." The albino replied relaxing as the gun was set down.

"Good, oh yeah whosever pancakes were in the kitchen I finished them." He grinned proudly, rubbing his stomach.

"What! I was going to eat those!" Mathew whined pouting at his brother.

"It sounded like you two were having too much fun in the shower ta me." He teased, making Mathew blush bright red "Ya must be a pretty good fuck."

"Kesese the awesomest." Prussia cackled proudly.

"Maybe the three of us should get together sometime." Alfred grinned seductively as Mathews eyebrow started twitching at the fact that his brother was hitting on his boyfriend and that his boyfriend was going along with it.

"Sounds fun you could even bring your little Japanese boy toy."

"Kiku? That'd be awesome and he is into that kinda shit."

"Sounds like a date." Prussia grinned broadly. Mathew just stood eyebrow twitching mouth gaping at what had just happened wondering how two 'taken' people could plan such a thing and include there lover without even asking. Another unamusing fact was that they were practically ignoring him, in his own house at that.

"Excuse me aren't you to forgetting about something?" he says scowling at them as they both jump and look at him

"What?" they ask in unison.

"Hmmm I wonder how about what me and Kiku think about this whole thing you two are planning."

"Okay Matt what do you think?" Gilbert asked.

"Well I, I, I don't know! How can you really expect me to?" Canada exclaimed throwing his hands in the air.

"Ya see Mattie this is why we didn't ask ya." America sighed.

"Yeah well what about Kiku?"

"He will agree of course."

"How do you know that?"

"Oh I don't know maybe because I've been dating him since around the end of world war two."

"Still you shou…"

"Hey 'Merica where'd you get this gun? It's fuckin' kick ass!" Prussia squealed, having already taken it apart and put it back together perfectly.

"Switzerland made it for me. I get most of my guns from him.

"Yeah for a neutral he makes some good ass guns."

"You two honestly make me worry about the future of this world." The Canadian man sighed collapsing into a recliner chair, feeling a headache coming.

"Why do you say that Mattie? I'm a hero!" Alfred said striking his 'hero' pose.

"Yeah a gun obsessed 'hero'." Gilbert smirked, still playing with said gun.

"I'm not exactly… obsessed… I just like them… a lot…" he replied snatching back his gun from Prussia and holding it against his chest.

"Your both gun obsessed." Mathew put in making them both jump, again.

"I am not. Guns are nice but I prefer blades. You feel the person dying when you kill with them. Everything so much more personal." the albino said a little too calmly, unintentionally giving his younger boyfriend the chills.

"That's disturbing." Canada muttered.

America took on a thoughtful look, mulling over what Prussia had said in his head "Hmmm I never thought of it that way but I guess your right it is more personal. I still prefer guns though."

"What's with you guys! Can we please change the subject to something better?" the quiet nation begged.

"Okay what should we talk about?" America asked sarcastically, eyebrow raised.

"Um… play any good video games lately?" and his twins and Prussia's eyes lit up.

"Of course I have. I'm like the king of video games oh and that reminds me have you played this one kick ass game called Prince of Persia?"

"No…"

"Yes! It's fuckin' awesome! Why?" Prussia exclaimed.

"Well there a movie for it that just came out in my country and it fuckin owns. You guys should go see it!"

"Can we Matt can we huh huh huh huh huh can we plea~se?"

"Sure." Canada laughed shrugging; who knows it might actually be good.

"Yes!" Gilbert grinned pumping his fist in the air.

"And speaking of movies Iron Man 2 is also out in theaters and its fucking bad ass! You wanna know one of my favorite parts?"

"Okay." The couple replied in unison both knowing America would tell them anyway.

"The bad guy is a Russian, name Ivan, and he gets his ass kicked by the hero!"

"Oh that's fucking sweet only if it was the real commie bastard!" grinned the silverette high fiving Alfred.

"Why do you guys hate him so bad?"

"He's Russia." The two deadpanned before going back to their movie/video game fangirl

session.

Mathew sighed, closing his eyes. Those two seriously made him fear for his sanity and the sanity of the rest of the world at that. Having the two of them in the same room was enough to make someone want to slam their head into a wall. But he figured he would have to get used to it as long as he was dating Gilbert especially now that Al approved and was even getting along with him. Might as well enjoy it at least…

"Hey Al what does Arthur think?" the blond Canadian said suddenly, opening his eyes.

"Th-think about wh-what Mattie?" his American brother replied.

"You know what I'm talking about. What does he think about me and Gilbert?"

"Oh um well me and Francis kinda haven't told him yet." Alfred smiled scratching the back of his head.

"Why not?" Prussia asked without thinking.

Canada stared at him gaping in wonder at why he actually had to ask and America just laughed "Because he hates you remember? My reaction when I found out would be nothing compared to what he'd do. I can just imagine him locking Mattie up in a tower."

"Oooh so I'm going to have to slay a dragon or two to get to him?" the albino joked.

"Please take this seriously Gilbert." Mathew sighed.

"Why? It's not like I care what he thinks or about what he'll do. I'm not a nation it's not like he can 'declare war on me' and if he does try to fight me or take you away I'll kick his fuckin'…"

"But…" Mathew began only to be cut off by the sound of the doorbell. 'Great.' He thought to himself 'How can to day get any weirder or worse? I wonder who it could be.' Slowly he stood and made his way to the door.

YOU MADE IT THROUGH ALL THE SUCK YAAAAY

so yes next chapter = serious and now that this is up I'll have motivation to write the rest!

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