Ehehe...
Sorry about my last letter, did I scare you? O_o
I don't know what happened...I hardly ever get like that. I read over what I sent and I think I even scared myself. Heheh, sorry!
Although, I mean what I say. If I see Romano like that, I WILL stab you.
But, anyway, I don't hate you. That was a long time ago, so it's fine now.
Ugh, can't believe I'm doing this, but... can you help me with something? You know California, one of America's states, right? Well you see, I kinda like her, a lot.
The problem is whenever I try to talk to her, America's son Texas always comes along, and tries to SHOOT me. I swear, that kid has problems. And I'm not sure about Alfred either...he probably doesn't mind, but Cali's his daughter, and he has a chainsaw after all. And I don't even want to know about Mexico.
concerned for his life,
Philippines
P.S. Will you please tell Basque Country to kindly STOP ANNOYING ME?
Philippines,
You're all right. Though, I have to admit, I was truly a little frightened. No need to apologize.
And I swear to the holiest of holy, I won't leave poor Romano alone! How can I when he wakes me up every morning by jumping on me? Seriously! He's a grown man now and STILL does that! Sorry, that was a little vent…ahem…
Of course I can help you! Aw, Cali's a sweet girl! We go out to lunch with Alfred alllllllll the time~
Mmm, that is a dilemma. Well, Texas is like a young America…he's hot-headed and very rash in his actions. So this is what you need to do: take him out for a nice lunch. Talk to him all mushy-squishy like, explaining to him that you're just friend…for now…but don't mention the for now part! Just carefully work your way around Tejas ;)
Alfred, on the other hand, is a different story. He won't brutally murder you with his chainsaw…I promise. Like Tejas, you gotta butter him up…but he's usually pretty easy going about people dating his children. Unless you fuck it up, then he'll come after you with his chain saw.
Mexico, pshaw…just punch her in the face and be done with it. Haha. No, no, don't do that. Uhm, for Mexico, just try and dodge her. Don't even go near her and she won't know a thing!
Hope this helps! Mucho amor,
España
PS: I told Basque Country to stop bugging you but I got nailed with a spear...I hope you're left alone for now...