I forgot to update yesterday so you guys get two today :)
"You're so annoyin'"
Eridan pushed John further into the wall, glaring daggers at him. John glared right back.
"Well you're not exactly a walk in the park either!"
Eridan growled in frustration. "W-why don't you just back off? Dav-ve is the first person to genuinely like me in…forev-ver!" Eridan blushed at his last statement, knowing he sounded pathetic.
"Because Karkat warned me about you! You don't actually like Dave; he's just a replacement for Feferi!" John finally escaped Eridan's grasp and punched him clean in the nose.
Eridan held the bleeding and possibly broken organ, snarling.
He hated the human.