"Not cool man!" Dave growled, throwing a kick that Eridan just barely dodged.
"I only speak the truth, human!" Eridan stated with a smirk.
"Fuck you. Fuck you and your shity, dead seahorse."
"Hey! Don't you talk about my lusis that w-way!"
"Stop it you two!" John finally intervened, pushing Dave and Eridan away from each other. John turned towards his best friend frowning. "Dave I know what you're trying to do and you need to stop! Eridan is my boyfriend and I refuse to end that just to mediate between you two!"