woo! sorry guys because i can't online for a loooong time, well i'll update as soon as i can, ok? ;After the party, Jewel was waiting for the affect to overcome Blu. She waited so
long, but nothing happened. She started sweating.
''Oh, cheese and sprinkles…what happened to me?'' Blu asked Jewel
suddenly.
''awweeee…OMG…'' and Blu suddenly passed out.
''Blu! Blu! Please answer me! I need you! Please don't go!'' just as Jewel
said that, Blu opened his small, sapphire eyes (in Jewel's body).
''Wow…..Jewel, is that you?''
''Yes Blu!'' Jewel answered happily.
''Err…..you know Jewel, I've been thinking that I should fulfill your purpose,
what do you think?'' as Blu asked Jewel with dreamy eyes.
''Sure! Of course!'' But when Jewel said that, Blu started to come closer to Jewel.
''Well….but not now…..maybe tonight?'' Jewel said, and Blu nodded.
''Ok! Wait you tonight!'' He said. Blu flew off, leaving Jewel alone in the sanctuary.
As Jewel started to prepare herself for her greatest night ever, she just
walked by the book that she brought to Blu.
''Maybe I should see this book to prepare what I and Blu need'' Jewel said. She opened the book and look at the pictures of book (since Jewel didn't read well).
But, something strange happened, every page of the book she turned and looked,
her eyes widened She discovered how hard it would be to lay those eggs, and how hard life could be after she lays them. She closed the book, and said:
''I changed my mind! I have to stop Blu from getting me pregnant!'' Jewel flew to the bottle of medicine that she poured in Blu's cup, and strained to read a warning label that said: Warning!: maximum 5 drops of this liquid! Or the bird will look drunk! 1 drop=2 hours of lust. Jewel saw that 1 drop equals 2 hours of lust, so what about half cup? That could be weeks or months. And, second problem, one of the other birds drank the liquid, so, she's really in trouble.
''Yikes! This is terrible! I must tell Blu about this!'' Jewel said and flew off
to find Blu.
-Blu-
Blu is preparing his little private party for Jewel and himself, and with the help
from Nico and Pedro, he finished very fast.
''Wow, man! We worked fast dude!''
''Yea! Now can't wait to samba! Ka-waa''
''Wihhiikkkkjjggg hehehehe'' Blu suddenly just get drunk in front of his
friends.
''Errr….dude, is this just me, or is Blu drunk?'' Nico whispers
to Pedro.
''Nope man, he IS drunk.'' Pedro says to Nico, he then said to Nico
again:
''And I know how to stop this drunk'' Pedro whispers to Nico, who became shocked.
''You're CRAZY –hawk! That's killing him man!''
''We have no choice'' Pedro said, and Nico nodded, they then faced Blu.
''Mmmhhhh….huhuhuhuh….whhhhhaat arrreee yoouuu 6 biirrdsss
lllloookkiinnngg attthhha?'' Blu asked to Nico and Pedro drunkly.
''Blu, you're drunk'' Nico told Blu.
''I'm not drunk! Why do the 2 other birds say exactly the same as you do!
Copy-bird!'' Blu said. Nico and Pedro have no choice, they then do Pedro's plan.
''Aaaarrreeewww…what are you dddduuoonnnnngggiikk!''
~Jewel~
Jewel searched the entire sanctuary, but she couldn't find Blu.
''This will be a veerryy serious problem if he does something he will regret'' Jewel said, when she was suddenly shot by a needle that contained a sedative.
''Arrrrrgghhh'' She screamed, her last image before losing conciseness is seeing a man with white coat and a scientist coming towards her.
-Blu-
''Hhhhhhaaaaaaaarrrrrrr''
''hey Ped, I think we should stop!''
''Nahh, wait there." He said, then faced Blu and yeled:
"Who are you!''
''Jiiii'mmmmmrrrrrr duunnoooo''
''Sorry if this hurts Blu…''
Nico and Pedro slapped Blu's face with their wings
''It seems we have to slap him again''
''Are you kidding? We've already slapped him 143 times? That's my record so far, I wasn't keeping count for the previous slaps.''
''It's 890 times, I counted it''
''WHAT!''
Seems that Nico and Pedro are having a problem with Blu, but in the slapping battle, a needle shot Blu, which frightened Nico and Pedro. They hid in the bushes.
Blu was sleeping, and he fell from the tall tree hole. He crashed into the ground hard. Nico and Pedro watched as Blu was taken by 2 men. One is put Blu in a
cage.
''OMG! We must alert all of the other birds! Their 'saviour' has been captured!''
''You're right!'' where as they flew off to call other birds.
"Looking busy guys!"
As the young scientist and Tulio walking across the jungle, they discuss their
final quest.
Prof: ''Hey Tulio, one more objective, and we'll be done!''
''Right! I'm going to sleep all day long after helping you!''
''Right. Hey, what are those 2 men doing?''
''I don't know, maybe lost tourists. Wait, is that a canary and cardinal?''
''Where?''
Tulio saw Pedro and Nico flying above them, and he tried to communicate with them. With his bird-language, they responded in a shocked tone, and when finished, Tulio got angry.
''Those men, who just walked by, are smugglers''
''Smugglers again? We should call the cops you know''
''It's just wasting time, the cops wouldn't want to believe our crazy
story.'' Tulio told the young scientist.
''Then we should call the U.M.P.''
''What's that?''
''The U.M.P, or United Macaw Protectors, is soldiers who guard macaws.
Looks like those smuggler past their security''
''I don't know, but if that could save them, please get them.''
''Fine, I'll call them'' Steve said, and raised his phone, dialling a phone number.)
-Blu-
Blu finally woke up from his slumber, but he's still in his drunkness, while he's drunk, he heard two people saying.
''hey marcel, do think we'll be rich with only this bird?'' said the fat one.
''shut up! I was caught by police when you run to mc Donald and eat fried chicken.''
''well, at least I got their some sort bird toy, I love that toy'' while the tall and thin one is groaning.
''huuaaa…what are you two man doinggg heeee?'' while Blu try to open cage's door.
''hey! Tipa! You Idiot! The macaw is running away!'' while Marcel wanted to catch Blu, he bit him with his sharp talon, Marcel only shouting in pain.
''that's for catching mmmeeeiiiii! *hicks*''
''uhhh nice birdie birdie birdie…come here to uncle Tipa'' while he try to catch Blu quickly when he saw Blu was shot by a needle and makes him sleep again.
''watch this crazy bird!'' while these two smugglers going to a house.
~jewel~
Jewel is waking in sort of bird cage in the sanctuary, while then she relized she was caged, she breaks out freely the cage.
''I hate this when they cage me!'' while she was breaking, the cage immediately fall to the ground and crashed, the cage is broken.
''it's late now, I must quickly find my love hawk'' as she get out and fly to the forests.
_Boys_
The little scientist and Tulio is preparing to fight off those smuggler, soon, they go to the forest.
''errr…..this is heavy! Could you just do other tactic?'' while Tulio groaning behind the scientist.
''do you think I relaxly carry this heavy things? At least this, will stop them.'' As they follow the smugglers to their house.
''why isn't those UMP come?''
''well, as you know, they can't respond us, as immediately to save those macaws, we must save them by ourselves, we can't wait those late UMP''
As they come near the house, they saw Blu fly by.
"WOW! Did you see that?'' the scientist asked.
''yeah! I saw it! It's Blu! But…. Why can't he see us?''
''I guess this is'' as the scientist pointing at Tulio's and his white shirt, which become green and muddy because walking across the jungle.
''alright, let's get the package!'' as they packed up their weapons for surprise.
-Blu-
As Blu once woke up, he then sees the smugglers again, looks like marcel talking on the phone confusedly.
''yeah of course I'll get the macaws''
''!####$#$#%^%^&^&#" as the replier replies in other language (oh I don't know the language.
''ok ok, but I only have 1''
''&$^%$^&**&*''
''I'm sorry boss, but I'll get you the 2 blue macaws''
''!&#^!#%*!#*((&#!*&!#*^….''
as marcel is busy talking to the replier, Tipa was watching TV.
''ough, if Armando was here, he'll watch with me the football game, now he was captured to change boss's replacement, poor Armando''
As Tipa just said that, he was slashed by Jewel's talon.
''ouu, boss! I've got the another blue macaws!'' as Marcel talk to the replier again.
''nice birdie….nice birdie birdie…''' but Tipa is bit by Jewel again.
''ok, see ya.'' Then Marcel faces to Tipa, ''get that another crazy macaw again!''
As Tipa's hand raises to jewel, jewel suddenly couldn't move because she was to panic maybe, but then, Marcel quickly grab Jewel before Tipa.
''ahh…..a male macaw, I shall lock this with his girlfriend'' so then, jewel was thrown to a cage where Blu was locked too.
''hi there…..ihihhhiiii'' as Blu sees Jewel, he become drunk again, he completely loses his mind that whose body is he's using.
''augh, help me'' as when Jewel said that, she began to scream and jump because Blu is chasing her in the cage.
''urghh….. Marcel, why is the bird chasing each other?'' as marcel was annoyed to the noises.
''well, I don't know!'' Tipa would like to stop the macaws, but he was stopped by 2 strangers.
''stop where you are!'' as Steve rushes from the window and points a strange metal to Tipa.
''I don't think you're alone smuggler'' as Tulio points another heavy metal against Marcel.
''well well well, do you think you can scare us with this toys?'' as Marcel laughes.
''well, let's see how this toys works!'' as Steve pushes the button of the metal, the ray of laser divides into two that towards Tipa and Marcel, but the respond of Tipa and Marcel was too fast!, they dodge the laser which the laser was flying towards Blu and Jewel.
Suddenly, the two of this birds passed out and immediately get up and sees what happens to them.
''wow!hahaha! this is me! Real me! Hahaha!'' Jewel was too excited to see herself in her real body, but her exciteness soon changes to worriness as she turns around.
''hi there pretty bird! I'm a crazzzyyyy (hicks)love hawk!(hicks)'' as now Jewel now understands that the medicine isn't affects the body, but the soul!
And in this middle chaos fight, Steve was punched and were passed out for a while, as Tipa and Marcel face to Tulio, Tulio was panicking.
''you want some more invention? This is uhhh a special staff with uh, special deadly knive! And as you can see, this is uh…''
''isn't that a sextant?'' as Tipa and Marcel asked Tulio, Tulio was worried because they've known that the thing he's holding isn't a weapon, but a sextant!
''no no no, very wrong, this is….A DEADLY KNIVE! HIAH!'' Tulio would like to hit Tipa with his well 'sextant', but he's punched by Marcel and passed out again.
''well well well, this idiots thinks that they could stop us easily? Tie them up''
~a few minutes later~
''ah, this is the life, Tipa hand me a beer please''
''zzzzzz''
''Tipa, do you hear me?''
''zzzzzz''
''TIPA! I SAID, GET ME….'' Marcel doesn't finishes his words, he was hit by a mysterious man
''shut up and sit nicely or you'll be shot just like your friend!'' as this mysterious man points a gun to Marcel, Marcel could only sit.
''tell me, where are the birds?''
''…..''
''you're wasting my time, tell me where are the birds''
''…..''
''Let me get this quick, if you don't tell me where are the birds, I'll shoot you''
''….''
The soldier really shoots with his gun, but he misses because he just wanna scares Marcel
''ALRIGHT! BEHIND THAT CLOTH!'' the soldier turns around to see the bird, but Marcel wanted to hit him with his lamp, but failed because shot by another soldier near him.
Marcel just sleep because he was shot with sedative bullets, before he slept, he saw the soldier releases Blu and Jewel and he says: never mess with UMP
Tulio and Steve was awaked and relized that they weren't tied, and they discovers that Marcel and Tipa was slept, so they call the police and went home to the sanctuary.
~Blu and Jewel's adventure~
Jewel was using her own body to fly freedomly, but she can't fly freedomly, because Blu was behind her to catch her.
''Blu! Can't you just wake up and let's head home!''
''arew….where are you going pretty bird? Hahaha'' Blu answers Jewel with a drunk voice.
''should I accept this?'' as Jewel was thinking, she was caught by Blu
''I got you already! Ahahahaha!'' Blu was drunk again when he was catching Jewel.
As they were falling down slowly, Jewel thinks should she let go or not?
Well readers, it's your decision now to let go or not, please read the right chapter with your right chapter, hope you enjoy! ;)