"You hate her." Karkat stated bluntly.
John's mouth dropped. "But I can't hate Rose! She's one of my closest friends! Although I really do wanna punch her in the face. Possibly multiple times. No no no no I do not want to punch my friend! That's wrong!"
Karkat sighed. "Look, I didn't think it was fucking possible but its plain as day that you have black feelings for the girl. Now you can choose to act upon these feelings or you can fucking ignore them."
"I choose to ignore them!" John decided immediately.
Karkat sighed and rubbed his forehead.
Humans.