A/N: This part is inspired by a REAL stupid dialogue between me and a friend, while I tas trying to write something to put on FanFiction!
When we was doing this, near us we had a 'Focus' paper so we took a bit of inspiration by that xD
!
Me: "Aaaaaargh!
But why are you laughing?
Not on facebook! Why on facebook? Nuooo"
"Because I receive a lot of likes!"
(p.s: D stands for Dimentio. M stands for Mimi, ok?)
Dimentio and the boredom
-07.03.12-
Shortly after noon, that time is called "time of the nap."
Well, for those who sleep.
And if someone did not sleep, that was Dimentio.
Why?
Mimi.
"But how beautiful DimmyDimmyDimmy is staying at the seaside? Awwww today I made a sand castle! "
"Come on, I'm writing a story, shut up!"
"From what you write stories?"
"Shut up! Stella has challenged me to write a stupid story "
Once upon a time, long long long time ago lived a girl called Little Red Riding Ditch.
Why Ditch? Because that girl was so ugly that they had hooded her and thrown her into a ditch.
M "Nice one!"
D "That is advertising. Listen and do not read the newspaper! "
M "Oh."
That girl one day saw an earthquake fault and fell down the crevasse.
M "But you do not see the faults! It is full of sewage muahaha "
D "Ok."
And when he came up she had melted.
M "But how? how can he return on? ahahahahahah my cheeks are hurting! "
She was back on through the magic of fairies.
M "aahahahahahahah but you put that my cheeks hurt? Noooo! Dimentio idiot! "
Those poor fairies were never considered by anyone, not even ..
M "And they had reassembled her, however, she smelled of sewage."
.. Mimi.
To handle life in the pit she bought a samsung smart TV.
So she saw the match Italy-Spain, finished with a 4-0 ... for Italy, of course.
M "But of course write it into a giant size!"
... for Italy, OBVIOUS.
M "I burn my eyes, I want to sleeeeeeep!"
M "(read with Mimi accent)"
And then go to celebrate, Little Red Riding Ditch ... in Spain.
D "But she was not in a ditch?"
M "But when they see her in Spain they reput her in the ditch!"
D "She was out with the stupid fairies."
M "You want the pillow?"
* throws pillow *
M "Say me goodnight!"
D "NO."
M "Do not go away! I have to help you writing the story! "
M "But you are able to sit still? ahahahah "
M "You have to write it, you said what a crap."
D "What a crap."
M "Annotated History .."
M "What eats frogs."
D "But who?"
M 'Little Red Riding Ditch! "
Little Red Riding Ditch, because he had nothing to eat, eat frogs and snails.
D "Thanks for the idea"
M "With sewage! aahahahah "
M "So her breath is bad and the ditch began to smell rotten."
D "Use Vivident xylit!"
M "Then she emigrated to the city of stinkcity."
D "o_O all this makes no sense."
A/N:
Me "But why do you watch dragonball? Ahahhaahah xD"
My friend "Shut up."
Ok, this makes no sense.
The next will have more sense, I swear! I hope you had fun xD