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The crazy adventures of Trunks and Goten

Chapter Two: Diary of Vegeta

"Hey Trunks. You sure this is a good idea?"

"For the tenth time, yes. If we see what's in dad's diary then maybe we can find out what his obsession is."

Goten and Trunks continued up the staircase. Bulma and Vegeta had gone out, and no-one else knew he was awake. As for Goten, he had snuck out as soon as Chi-chi put him to bed.

"If we get caught, then we're as good as dead." said Goten, still worried in case he got caught.

"But if we don't get caught then nothing. Come!"

"You know Chi-chi. Even Goku gets nervous if she gets angry. One time she ruined half the house chasing me around. You have an understanding mother."

"You have an understanding father."

"True..."

Goten and Trunks opened the door to their parents bedroom. The coast was clear. They searched high and low, and after about ten minutes, Goten found something.

"Trunks, Trunks! Get over here!"

Trunks and Goten looked at the blue book, with the Saiyan's royal symbol on it, opened it and searched for the most recent complete page, yesterday's entry. That thing dated back to before Planet Vegeta blew up.

5.30 AM: Got up early again. I need to train to defeat Kakarot once and for all!

5.40 AM: Breakfast. I made myself some cupcakes with milk. Why did they taste so bad? Maybe I was supposed to use cereal...

6.00 AM: Have a shower and wash my hair. Note to self: Always make sure I have enough steel powder to keep my hair up.

6.20 AM: Train at 600x gravity. "My dad's like a boss. With 600x gravity training, your dad won't stand a chance."

6.21 AM: Sprain back. "Who's like a boss?" "Shut up!"

7.30 AM: Recovered. Bulma tells me to train at 400x gravity. No way! That's hardly anything!

7.31 AM: Set gravity to 500x gravity.

7.32 AM: Sprain back again.

8.00 AM: Recovered. Might as well listen to moose face and train at 400x gravity.

8.01 AM: Sprain back for the third time. Turns out I had the 10x bonus multiplier on as well. No wonder I sprained my back, I had it on 6000x.

9.00.1 AM: Recovered. I had some of Bulma's cereal and milk. Next time I won't use cupcakes.

9.10 AM: Train at 600x gravity.

9.11 AM: Sprain back.

9.45 AM: Train at 500x gravity.

3.00 PM: Have lunch.

3.05 PM: Train at 550x gravity. Also got indigestion.

3.06 PM: Throw up.

3.10 PM: Take some of Bulma's latest Capsule Corp invention, the Capsule Muscle Growth Powder. Since I'm the prince of Saiyans, I think I'll take thirty doses. I don't care what the label says, two doses a week isn't enough.

3.15 PM: Train at 600x gravity.

6.00 PM: Go and take that sorry excuse of a boy to the cinema with Goten. He should be training, not watching stupid films.

7.30 PM: Get home and go to the toilet. Where's Bulma? She should be making dinner!"

8.00 PM: Still on the toilet.

8.30 PM: Mrs Brief tells me there's an emergency. Some imbecile got some labels wrong, on the Capsule Mega Laxative Powder and the Capsule Muscle Growth Powder I think. Wait...oh shit!

9.00 PM: Train for an hour at 600x gravity.

10.00 PM: Double check that the condoms work perfectly. Last time I didn't inspect them well, that brat Trunks was born.

Trunks and Goten were interrupted by a knock on the door. Vegeta and Bulma entered the room. Goten jumped into the wardrobe. Trunks looked at his father with a sheepish smile and dropped the diary. Vegeta's look changed. His eyes showed a certain rage. Trunks began inching away. A golden aura exploded. Super Saiyan Vegeta looked upon his son with certain contempt. But not before blasting the wardrobe Goten was hiding in.

"Trunks, you're coming with me. Goten, you're free to go." ordered Vegeta. Goten sighed with relief.

"Oh and one last thing. Bulma, let Chi-chi know what Goten was up to."

I hope you all enjoyed the second instalment of The crazy adventures of Trunks and Goten! Until next time! Concrit is still appreciated.