Disclaimer:I do not own Dragon Ball Z or any of it's characters.
The crazy adventures of Trunks and Goten
Chapter Three: Trunk's Letter
To my dearest fanfiction writers:
First things first, I am a boy. Not a girl. A boy. And I'm not interested in boys. I don't like dating at all. It's just not my thing. Mom says it grows with age. I'm only 10 you know. Age of consent is 16...or 13 in some places. So stop writing those underage sex fics. And my father is NOT gay for Goten's dad. I don't want to get unfairly destroyed by your crappy overpowered self insert either. If you try any of that bullshit again, you will end up like Jazmin from chapter one.
Yours truly, Trunks
PS: My dad is not gay for Nappa, Raditz or Tarble either(Really? Incest. You guys are sick...). Besides, he already has a wife. You really need to lean how to keep people in character. Thank goodness I'm not Shadow the Hedgehog though. Boy, does he have it bad.
Feels good to mock Bad!fic authors :D