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The crazy adventures of Trunks and Goten
Chapter Four: She's the Mary in disguise!
She looked from the window of her super-advanced space pod upon the dull planet Earth. She let off an evil laugh. Her name was Cynthia. She was in pursuit of Jazmin, the last survivor of the Minathian race, a race weaker than a space puppy with three legs and more stupid than a Saiyan tramp on crack, in her opinion anyways. Their home planet had been destroyed. She had blown it up with her friends whilst drunk. Then, some survivor goes around writing bashfics about them. Not to mention, she had gone to get help from some puny planet.
"Hey dumb-bot, are we there yet?" she yelled to her computer.
"Negative." it replied.
"Are we there yet?"
"Negative"
"Are we there yet?"
"Negative"
"Are we there yet?"
"Affirmative"
"What puny mortals are on the planet?"
"Earth is home to a race known as the Humans. However, there are also several Saiyans and Human-Saiyan half breeds."
"So the stupid little Saiyans there? How strong."
"Very strong indeed. You will need a plan though. Strap yourself in, we're going to re-enter."
Cynthia smashed the seatbelt warning light and looked at the coordinates. She was going to land in a wasteland. Her dumb-bot mentioned that a Saiyan called Raditz had also crashed there. Then there was a huge shock.
"Shit...my face." she said, clenching her nose, wishing she had put her seatbelt on.
The door opened. Cynthia walked out, her blond curly hair was in a mess. She looked around with her ominous red eyes. She wore a black t-shirt and matching miniskirt. She tripped and landed face-first in the mud.
"I think I chipped a fang..." she muttered whilst brushing the dirt off her pale white skin. "Stupid planet!"
She jumped high in the air and created a massive 1-mile crater with a red and black energy blast. She landed back in the crater and laughed
Meanwhile in a hovercraft, two hundred meters above the crater, Goten looked at his friend.
"Think she's a Mary Sue?"
"Nah. All the Mary Sues want to be flawless heroes. This one seems evil. And she screws up a lot." replied Trunks.
"Shouldn't we attack evil people?"
"She screws up too much to do anything dangerous..."
Five years later...
Several fires raged uncontrollably again. The sky was tinted red, as smoke from volcanoes to wildfires polluted everything. In the distance was a castle, highly fortified and floating, built just under half a decade ago. As undead roamed the streets, and a flying girl blew up another building, two teens hid in the alley.
"I told you she was a Mary Sue."
"Shut up Goten!"
Next time, Dragon Ball Z's take on Star Wars. It might take a while though.