Disclaimer:I do not own Dragon Ball Z or any of it's characters.
The crazy adventures of Trunks and Goten
Chapter Five : Epic Rap Battles of DragonBall Z
Goten
Hey Trunks! Beat this!
I'm gonna blow your mind!
With this epic rap you'll never win.
Darn, it's mom...never mind.
Trunks
Ha! You can't do anything.
Now I'm in control.
You'll be arrested.
By the lameness patrol.
You think your Kamehameha's are so big.
Well you couldn't even break a twig.
I'll show you a real attack.
And I won't cut no slack!
Goten
I'm better! It says so in my blood.
Your dad can't do crap against mine.
His Big Bang and Final Flash are so lame.
A Kamehameha will put him to shame!
Now look who's better, me or you.
The answer's obvious to anyone who's head's out of the loo!
My dad can go Super Saiyan three!
That fills your dad's pants with pee!
Trunks
Talking about fathers.
Mine's right behind you.
You said about filling pants with wee?
My dad's gonna fill yours too.
Goten
Owch! Hey! That's not fair.
Go away unless you want me to show.
The story with your pa and Nappa as a pair!
Now who's ready to go!
Vegeta
Don't remind me of that crap story.
It wasn't in the least gory.
I hate that darn yaoi!
I would crush the author like a ragdoll toy!
Goku
Is it too late to join the rap?
Because I have a few verses too!
Now what were they...crap!
I think I forgot my lyrics too.