A/N: Yo Yo Yo! I loved writing this ..._〆(・∀・o) It Was kinda hard though cuz I had to make the end right sooo yeahhh! I may actually make this story less then 10 chapters ｢(ﾟﾍﾟ) but Idk maybe not if you guys beg I will make it 10
(￣▽￣)ノ So I hope you Like the Story chapter this is kinda what its going to be like but maybe slightly funnier cuz I had to do a broad one.

Disclaimer: : *Faints* Kenny-chan: (ﾟДﾟ|||) U Own Naruto u stupid Uke! (ｏ`皿′ｏ)

"Ano Kakashi!" Naruto called glancing over to their sensei skipping down the happy streets of Konoha with his loving bastard boyfriend and perverted Sensei Kakashi.

"Hm? Nani Naruto?" The masked ninja answers pulling out another copy of his favorite book 'Icha-Icha Paradise' (viewer discursion advised).

"So… how do we start?" He smiled glancing at the raven on the left of him. Sasuke smiled back at him and held out his hand, which the blond took happily.

"Hmm… lets make this first round just an argument. For example, uke's may posses' cute pr maybe even girly appearance, no? So there you go." Kakashi sang jumping away to watch just what exactly would unfold. The two lovers held a bit tighter then looked into each other's purely love lit eyes.

"Your going down bastard."

"You wish dobe."

'Who Has The Most Kawaii Appearance?'

"Yatta! This is easy for me!" Naruto cheered grinning at his lover.

"How so?" Sasuke asked to the blond who seemed to be jumping for joy, he could not even imagine how he could not win this round. I mean look at how adorable he is!

"First of all you have girl skin! Look how perfect and light it is. Its just so feminine!" The blond smirked pointing at the raven's arm.

Sasuke was taken back by that, he did have light skin but he could not really see how that would matter, I mean his face resembles nothing of a girl's he had a very manly strutted face… unlike a certain someone.

"Hn. that's true I guess, but there are plenty of girls that have peach colored skin like you. And I'm pretty sure it's considered adorable to have such big fancy blue eyes." Sasuke said before kissing Naruto on his cheek. He was aware that his blond would not understand what he meant and it seems coloring and size is the only thing he seems to understand.

"EH! My e-eyes! So what there blue a ton of guys have really blue eyes!" Naruto exclaimed crossing his eyes over his chest.

"Well they would be uke right especially if they have such sunshine soft hair like your own, hm?" The Uchiha smirked patting the boy on his like stated blond silky head. They're where just so many things he could say.

"That's not true Sasuke you could be a… uh goth girl or something!" Naruto accused taking steps away from the raven.

"But there not really kawaii." Sasuke mumbled following the blond.

"Y-Yes! Your wrong! Umm also you have… RED! Red lips there so red just look at them!" He shouted running even farther away from his boyfriend.

The raven shuttered. He is running away!

"Naru…" Sasuke said sadly trying to catch up to his lover.

"I win! You have red lips! The other stuff does not matter!" He screamed trying even harder to not get caught.

"Kakashi see I wi-AHH!" Naruto was interrupted when two strong arms rapped around him, caging him in milky white skin and warmth.

"Naruu" Sasuke purred pulling his lover up and snuggling his cute little face.

"Sasuke! Let me down! I win!" He yelled pushing away. Naruto loved Sasuke but he had to win! He would not let Sasuke beat him again!

"But Naruu" The raven wined. He did not like his blond being like this he liked his loving personality much better. He wanted love from the boy not this.

What's one point loss going to do? Sasuke thought hugging the blond tighter.

"LET ME GO SASU!" Naruto yelped doing everything he could to get out of his lovers extremely tight grasp.

"Your right Naru…" the blond's ears parked up at this, Sasuke agreeing? This is impossible!

"I have red lips. You have big pink ones. It doesn't matter your shorter ad I am a longer, they are still big and pink and tasty." Sasuke mumbled not even making total sense of his words he just wanting his adorable blond's personality back. He was still defiantly uke, the raven would not give that one up but one point, come on.

Sasuke smiled once he noticed Naruto was now not fighting back from his bear hug but that disappeared once he realized he was not receiving one either, he was just hanging there.

"Naru?" The dark-eyed boy asked shaking his limp lover around.

"Uh…" Sasuke said looking into his boyfriend's closed eyes.

"W-what did I do?" The raven asked confused at why his boyfriend was asleep.

"Well, it looks like he fainted." Kakashi smirked suddenly appearing out of nowhere particular.

Sasuke was confused. People don't just faint randomly.

"Why would he just… faint?" Sasuke asked still in shock.

"Well once you got talking about long, big pink he was already in the edge but tasty? I'm pretty sure it was too much for his virgin ears to take… so that would mean…" Kakashi looked at Sasuke deeply.

The dobe is going to be so mad at this. Sasuke thought planting a deep kiss on the big pink tasty lips of Naruto's.

"One Seme Point For Sasuke Uchiha: Seme's Don't Faint."

A/N: Eh u like it? Ik its really short I'm sorry ―(T_T)→ Oh I would LOVE it if you could give me any ideas! U no things that make Sasuke and Uke or Naruto and Uke or either of them Seme either Please I would die of happyness If you PMed me or even just include it a review. 八(＾□＾*) Thanks! PLEASE REVIEW! (ﾟДﾟ≡ﾟДﾟ)

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