"So, what is so important that I have to learn?" Kaoru asked in a bored tone.

Haruhi gave him a blank look, "What are your grades right now?"

"um... I think about a B" he said as he scratched the back of his head.

"Well you need to start getting an A now." she said as she pulled out her recent homework, and things coming up on the next test. "I can't afford to get a B, so you need to start studying." she said as she placed the stack in front of him.

"But Haruhi, that's no fun!" he wined as he leaned back into the couch. He sat there pouting when suddenly his face broke out into an evil like grin. "Haruhi, I think we should be more worried about how you act." he said in a mockingly serious voice.

"What's that supposed to mean?" she asked in a cautious voice, she just knew he was up to something.

"Well, I can easily get a better grade if I study, which I could do by myself, but I doubt you could do a convincing job of me." he said in a know it all fashion. "Besides, I can do a perfect imitation of you with little effort."

"Oh ya? lets see it then." she challenged.

Kaoru got a teasing glint in his eye, "Oh no, I don't have time for that, I have to study!" he said making his voice sound flatter that natural.

"There is nothing wrong with studying." she said in a defensive voice.

"Yeah, if you don't have a life, and I do." he rebutted.

"Not all of us have a large amount to buy our way into college. Some of us, as hard as it may be for you to understand, have to work for what they get." she said in a condescending tone. "and as long as you are in my body, you don't have anymore of a life than I do."

A look of horror crossed his face at her words.

"Haven't thought of it have you? 'I' can't be seen at your mothers fashion shows, and 'I' don't own vacation resorts." she said in a triumphant voice.

"I'll just go with Hikaru." he said in a defiant voice as the one mentioned just watched in fascination.

"Hikaru doesn't go anywhere without 'Kaoru'."

"You can't get out of it, you have to go!"

"Not if 'Kaoru' sick!"

"What! I'm one of the healthiest people there is!" he said in shock.

"And 'you' will stay that way if my grades stay A's."

That was an ultimatum he wasn't sure he liked, but conceded. It looked like she had learned something from them after all. He and his twin thought with a slight smirk.


"Haruhi! I'm hungry." Hikaru wined. They had been there for a while, and It wasn't any fun to just watch them study.

"So get some food" she said in a distracted voice as she helped Kaoru with a math problem. "and your supposed to call me Kaoru." she said as an after thought.

"Sigh, fine." He lazily got up, and trudged his way into the kitchen. He riffled through a few of the cabinets, but couldn't find anything appealing to him. " 'Kaoru', there is nothing to eat!"

"There is plenty to eat! Make something!" she said with a hint of annoyance in her voice.

She glanced over to see him giving her a deadpanned look.

Haruhi heaved a sigh and pushed herself up off of the coffee table. "what do you want?" she asked as she made her way to the kitchen.

"Wait, I was just getting into it! You can't stop now!" Kaoru wined on the couch.

"Who do you think you are kidding, you haven't been paying half a mind to what I have been saying." she said as she riffled through the refrigerator, looking for things that she could possibly use.

"ha ha, you noticed that did you?" he said as he leaned against the counter next to his twin, that is not so much a twin anymore.

"Besides that," Hikaru cut through the retort she was just about to make, "I want a sandwich."

She slowly turned her head around to give him an incredulous look. "you mean to tell me that you don't even know how to make a sandwich?"

He gave her a mischievous grin, as he crossed his arms and propped his hip on the counter. "I do, but they are so much better when you make them."

Hkaru could swear he heard her growl under her breath, but when she turned back around with things in her hands, her face was as blank as he had ever seen it.

"I didn't tell you what I wanted on it." he said as he leaned his elbow on 'Haruhi's' head.

"You get what I give you." she said as she began to slice through meat.

"I want one too." Kaoru said in a bored tone.

"That's not a nice thing to say to your brother, is it Kaoru?" he said in a chiding voice.

"indeed it is not, I would never use a tone like that on my dear brother." Kaoru added. "If you talk to him like that, I'm not sure you can pull off being me." he said in mock thoughtfulness.

"I agree, and maybe if you keep acting like that Kaoru will forget to act like Haruhi, and then everyone will find out! You don't want that do you?"

"Just shut up and eat." she pushed two plated with sandwiched over to them. "And aren't you supposed to be calling 'her' Haruhi. With the way things are going, I'm more worried about you letting something slip than my acting."

"Whatever you say 'Kaoru' " he said in a mocking tone. before taking a bit of his sandwich.


Sorry it took me so long to up-date, I have not really been into the OHSHC lately, but I will try to post at decent intervals from now on. Anyway, if you liked it, please review, and If you didn't, please tell me what I did wrong so I can try to avoid those mistakes in the future. Thank you for reading!