＼(＾▽＾*)Kenny-chan Cant Spelll(*＾▽＾)／
I AM SOOOOOOOO SORRY! Please please please forgive me for not updating this story in forever! （ToT）I just had Sooooo much to do and I have been working on the other one because I got stuck on this one then I forgot about it please still read it guys! ―(T_T)→ Loook as an apolagy I wrote an EXTRA LONG CHAPTA AHHHHHHHHHA ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/ I had two Great People tell me what to make for the later chapters so dont abandon me now! I promis to be more faithful to this fic and will update it once every 2 weaks K! o(^^o)(o^^)o Sorry if I offend anyone when writing these I am aware this may not be true for all Seme's or Ukes but I just had to do this! Love you Forever! Kenny-chan!
Disclaimer: Hey Kay Kay r u an Uke or a Seme? Whaaat dont wanna admit the truth? Come onnnn i will admit I dont own Naruto if u dooo. FINE! GUESS WHAT EVERYONE I OWN NARUTO! ヽ(:^^) ￢o(￣-￣) Juuuust Kiiding
"Take this teme!" Screamed a certain blond as a brightly colored table flew across the air at great speed. Sasuke being the intense ninja he was jumped over it skillfully. Naruto then dove threw the air and secured the prized object with in his small hands. Sasuke, feeling extremely annoyed, dashed towards little Naruto.
"In your dreams Dobe! You'll be the one to 'take' it!" He yelled shuriken in hand aiming for the blue-eyed boy.
Now how did this come to be? Well, this was all the fault of a pervert named Kakashi. (Che che)
The sun was shining nearly as brightly as a beautiful boy's golden hair this afternoon, waking said boy from his sudden slumber. This surprised unconsciousness was brought on by the equally beautiful Sasuke Uchiha.
This Uchiha would most certainly disagree with the last statement. He believed it was not his fault his lover passed put, no not at all. It was entirely his own stupid fault. Not to mention Naruto was clearly much prettier then he will ever be. But this thinking of his did not stop him from caring for the boy.
Kakashi, the ninja who started this whole shenanigans would easily say, he cared TOO much for the small boy.
"Naru? Hey are you awake?" A husky but still sympathetic voice asked. Slowly the recently unconscious Naruto opened his heavy eyelids and took in the sight.
He was comfortably perched under a pink cherry tree. He felt a damp cool object lying across his forehead, and a warm gray sweatshirt draped over his body. The sweatshirt presumably belonged to his boyfriend whom hovered close to his face with an anxious expression.
"Hey Sasu, being a little hypocritical aren't we?" the boy smiled eyeing the hoodie warm and icepack cool.
"Hn. Didn't knows you knew such a big word Naru-chan." Sasuke smirked gaining his batard-ly trait back.
The blond's face twisted, of course he would say something like that, he thought slowly rising from his seated spot on the ground.
He was surprised by the light headed-ness he felt immediately after gaining leverage on his feat.
"Oi! Naruto are you alright?" Sasuke shouted grabbing his boyfriend by the waste so he would not tip over.
"Huh? Oh yeah I just-" It was this moment the blond truly woke up.
"Wait. What the heck! What happened?" he yelled still in caved in his lover's arms.
"Well it seems you fainted from either, sudden heat wave, heart failure or," A muffled voice sounded from behind the two lovebirds.
"Extreme hornyness." He whispered magically ending up behind the blonds ear.
"T-that's not it pervert! It must have just been… uh yeah a heat wave or something…" Naruto stuttered while Sasuke hissed at their sensei. He is very protective.
"Don't worry dobe, you're alright now right?" The raven asked sweetly making Kakashi's neck made a loud crack while his face seemed to be trapped by an intense intricate headlock.
Sasuke did not like it when people whispered suggestive things in his blond's ear then making the poor boy blush… especially if there perverts. Of course himself un-included.
"Yeah I'm f-" The words that escaped Naruto's lips were interrupted by a harsh rumbling that emerged from his abdomen.
"Well looks like your hungry! Me to! Let's go get some food, ramen right lets go!" The ninja said quickly while dragging his head across the ground to the ramen restaurant at the end of town. *
Sighing the two remaining lovers held hands and walked towards one of those particular boys's favorite place.
After a wondrous meal of ramen, the groups of ninja's were just about done when the owner of the restaurant along with his daughter, whipped out a double fudge chocolate ice-cream cake with extra cherries, gummy bears and of course rainbow sprinkles.
Naruto's jaw nearly fell as low as Kakashi's head at the wondrous sight.
"Kyaaaa! Yummmy Naruto want nooooow!" he drooled pathetically reaching his arms out for the immense dessert.
"Hey wait, since when do you sell that? You don't serve dessert at a ramen restaurant…" Sasuke questioned the suspicious actions, while the chefs were mocking the pathetic looking Naruto by raising the sugary concoction above his head and lifting it just a little higher every time the blue-eyed boy jumped.
"Well this was a special request you see, to help you with your little contest." The man explained all the while repeating the pitiful action on Naruto.
"Hm, yes he must have heard about your little feud. Thank you my good man." Kakashi cheered seeming to be hiding in the latest copy 'Icha Icha Paradise'.
"So the real purpose of this trip is to answer the question… who is more of the 'man' at a restaurant? For example who eats what, who pays for the meal, who drinks the pink lemonade cherry mint ice tea and who drinks the beer? Whosever action proves to be the most seme, will be awarded one Seme Point! So, lets dig in!" Kakashi concluded walking off to his own table to do God knows what people like him do.
'Who is More The 'Man' At Restaurants?'
"Alright, alright here is your cake Naruto, jeez you certainly are impatient." The chef's apprentice complained disappointed her game with the little blond was over.
"Well yes that is a seme quality of mine no?" he smirked taking a big bite of cake.
Sasuke was so close to asking how on earth that made him more a seme, but bit back his tongue.
"Ne, ne Sasuke! Want some caaake?" Naruto squealed holding the chocolate concoction out to his boyfriend.
"No, I don't like sweet food it's all yours." The raven responded sipping the bottle of V-8 original. Tomatoes one thing other then Naruto the guy was crazy over.*
"Yatta!" Naruto smiled raising his spoon in the air before submerging it into the glob once more.
Had a stranger waked by they would have either puked of absolute Kawaii-ness of the sight or either puked at the speed in which the sugary substance was entering the boy's mouth.
"Dobe! Not so fast you'll get sick!" Sasuke scolded pulling the cake away from his boyfriend.
Naruto pouted his cheeks full of chocolate then crossed his arms. He hated it when Sasuke told him not to do things like he was his mom. Another great reason Sasuke should be the uke!
"Sasu! Not fair! Give it back!" the blond whined reaching across the table.
"Here, let me help you, so you don't throw up or something." Sasuke sighed pulling the cake a little further back.
"Okay!" Naruto cheered sitting back in his seat. Sasuke grabbed his fork and tore of a small piece and held it to the blond's lips.
Smiling Naruto opened his mouth and devoured the sweet goodness. Sasuke almost came right then and there.
"Sasuuuu, you know, you're like a pretty girl. I reallllllllly think you're the uke." Sasuke's hard-on died at those muffled words.
"What dobe? I thought we already had this conversation." The dark-eyed boy muttered feeding another piece of cake to his lover.
"I know it's just so hard to miss! I mean everything about you scream's uke you know! Your skinny body, light skin, pretty eyes-"
Sasuke felt a vain pop.
"Usuratonkachi! Look at yourself!" He faired stopping the consecutive action of filling the blond's should be already full belly.
Just then the chef dropped a small black folder on the table.
"Here is you bill please pay at the front though… we have been having some weird guy with a mask steal tips! Thank you!" With that she walked waving to the lovebirds clearly a yaoi fan girl. *
Slowly Sasuke reached for the bill as Naruto stayed alert.
"How much?" The blond asked leaning forward like he was about to learn a big secret.
"Don't worry I got-"
"No Sasu! Tell me because I know the boy pays for the bill so you can't pay!" A pair of glares were exchanges just before Naruto flew across the table and grabbed the folder.
But of course Sasuke would not go down with out a fight. He violently pulled the bill away, it ended up flipping threw the air and landing under another happy couples table.
With a growl the two lunged, both doing all they could to get the guaranty as their spot of seme.
"Ah!"
"S-Sorry miss urg…" Sasuke choked wrestling Naruto under their table.
"He, see dobe." The raven smirked on his knees next to his boy friend.
"Now just let me pay so we can-"
"NEVER!" And with one swift motion the blond arose kneeing Sasuke's equipment in the posses.
With a loud spew of curses he rolled onto his stomach over taken the pain.
"Naruto!" Sasuke roared watching the blond sprint closer and closer to the cashier.
Desperately he skimmed his eyes around the room to find something that could help him in this situation.
His eyes flashed once they came in contact with the large meatball sitting on the terrified couples table, just waiting for the perfect trough.
"Uh… may I?" He asked quickly. The man nodded as the Uchiha launched the ball of meet as his lover's head.
Naruto froze once he felt the bang of a wet piece of… well honestly Naruto didn't even know what it was. He slowly turned and wiped the sauce out of his hair and gasped.
"You teme!"
This gasp was just the thing Sasuke needed to get back up and snag the bill out of the blond's hands.
Snickering he ran so that he was a mere three feet away from the counter.
"Take this teme!" Screamed a certainty blond as a brightly colored table flew across the air at great speed. Sasuke being the intense ninja he was jumped over it skillfully. Naruto then dove threw the air and secured the prized object with in his small hands. Sasuke, feeling extremely annoyed, dashed towards little Naruto.
"In your dreams Dobe! You'll be the one to 'take' it!" He yelled shuriken in hand aiming for the blue-eyed boy.
Surprised Naruto stepped back and banged harshly against the wall. Falling backwards he landed harshly against the floor.
Sasuke froze.
"Naruto! Are you ok?" He asked dropping his weapon immediately and running over to help his boyfriend.
"Yeah… I think…" Naruto whimpered as Sasuke pulled him to his feet.
"I just gotta-" He took off running. Sasuke stood there shocked that his little dobe pulled such a dirty trick but that feeling disappeared with dread as he saw Naruto finally make it to the counter.
"Um…" The cashier gawked watching the whole incident unfold. She could have moved and went to them, but this was way more entertaining for her.
"H-How much?" Naruto panted unzipping his frog wallet.
"It'll be 3000 yen." She smiled.
The blond nodded slowly unzipping his frog wallet. Dunking his hand in he felt the bottom of the object. Wait… the…. bottom?
Naruto stared wide-eyed at the empty frog, just as Sasuke made his way behind him.
"What was it again?" He sighed.
"3000 yen." She repeated staring at the raven whom whipped out the cash in an instant.
"O-Ok thanks come again!" She waved watching as Sasuke had to drag the stone white Naruto out of the building.
"One Seme Point For Sasuke Uchiha: He Paid For The Meal."
A/N: Ikkk The guy doesnt always pay its just traditinoal sry if it offended anyone! PLEASE REVIEW PLEASE I WILL WRITE FASTER IF U DOOOOO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IT LETS ME NO PEOPLE ARE STILL READING !
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