*that night at Bella's house*
Hawkfrost: *looks at sky* Hey, friendly narrator who took my job, why do I have to stay with this stupid girl?
Narrator: Because Hawkfrost, you are a fictional character from a series called Warriors. The girl you are with his Bella, a fictional character, and the main character from a series called the Twilight Saga.
Hawkfrost: What are you talking about you crazy voice from the sky!? I'm not from Warriors I am a warrior! Wait, is this StarClan playing another prank on me?! It's not funny Ashfur! I helped you for crying out loud!
Narrator: *chuckles so the ground shakes*
Hawkfrost: *hisses* Stop that you mange-pelt!
Narrator: Oh, Hawkfrost! Don't you understand? There is no StarClan, and there is no Dark Forest. And for your information, I do not have a pelt, and if it did, it would not contain mange. Work on better jokes.
Hawkfrost: *rolls eyes* Everybody's a critic and it wasn't even a joke it was a come-back.
Bella: *watches Hawkfrost have a conversation with the ceiling* You must be the only cat in the world who has a complete conversation with a ceiling.
Hawkfrost: *sighs and paws at his face* Shut up you inarticulate bum.
Bella: *giggles* You're funny when you talk. It's weird a cat knows words that I don't.
Hawkfrost: *face paw* Why don't you go nappy-poo?
Bella: *glares* I'm not five
Hawkfrost: Well you sure do act like it sweetie.
*Bella gets in bed and falls asleep. Hawkfrost curls up in her rocking chair nearby. Halfway through the night, the window creaks*
Hawkfrost: *jumps up, hissing* I swear to God, Ashfur this is not funny!
Bella: *groans and rolls over in her sleep* Edward…
Hawkfrost: *face paws* Why? Why me? Why did I have to get trapped in this mess?! I already live in the Dark Forest! I don't need to be stuck in a teenage romance thriller!
Edward: *jumps in the window* Hey kitty.
Hawkfrost: *sees him and growls* For your information, my name is Hawkfrost.
Edward: *laughs quietly* Hawkfrost? What kind of a name is that?
Hawkfrost: What kind of a name is Edward?
Edward: *shrugs* touché. *watches Bella* I think I love her.
Hawkfrost: *looks at him* Really? Wow, I never would have guessed that.
Edward: *sighs* I don't know how long it will last, though.
Hawkfrost: Only long enough to make four books, five movies, two graphic novels, one novella, and one field guide.
Edward: *stares at him* Ooookaaayyy….. Moving swiftly on…
Bella: *moans* Oh, Edward.
Edward: *looks at Bella* I'm here, Bella.
Hawkfrost: *hisses* Shut up you stupid vampire! She'll wake up! I don't want to deal with this 'cute kitty-cat!' 'does the kitty want a bow in his fur?' No I do NOT want a bow in my hair Miss Mary Sue!
Bella: *opens her eyes and sits up* Edward?
Edward: *growls* Oh crap! *jumps out the window*
Bella: *looks away as he jumps out the window and flips the lights on* What? I swore I heard Edward…
Hawkfrost: *shakes his head, annoyed*
Another part! :D