＼(＾▽＾*)Kenny-chan Cant Spelll(*＾▽＾)／

A/N: (￣▽￣)ノ I really like this chapter hop u guys do to!
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(I desided to this one diffrent then the rest sry if its confusing i also desided to HAVE PLOT! Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ Omg no way man (O_O；) Yep u heard it (read it) right! Ploooot! So now u guys may need to read the chapters in order sry if u dont like that and NOW THIS IS ALSO kinda a love story instead of just funny (-^w^-)
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There is now gonna be other character who are involved in the story aswell! (ﾟДﾟ≡ﾟДﾟ)
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Naruto's really stupid in this story, I dont really like him like that but he had to be clueless for this all to work (ι´Д｀)
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Next Chapter was inspired by Funnbunny123! p(*＾-＾*)q
THNX!

Disclaimer: The only reason Kiba is meen in this chapter is because he got punished by for trying to be my character... sry kibs (_ _)

"BWAHAHA!" Kiba Inuzuka, a friend of Naruto's laughed, falling onto the ground hysterically.

"Kiba! It's not that funny!" Naruto stammered his face lit with red.

"Y-you are battling to b-be the g-g-GUY! HAHAHA!" He howled rolling back and fourth like a dog.

"Go home Inuzuka." Sasuke sighed running a hand over his pounding forehead.

After Naruto decided to tell his friend what Sasuke, himself and Kakashi where up to, the three never heard the end of it.

Kakashi got so annoyed he actually left, which is the only reason Sasuke did not kill the brunette yet.

"Shut up! Everyone says that I'm soooo not the uke!" The blond shouted stomping angrily around his apartment.

"N-Naruto, as much as I may like you more then the Uchiha I have to side with him here. You're a little priss." Kiba snickered, finally being able to hold back his cackling.

"Hn." The raven muttered flipping open a book he found lying around the dobe's apartment. Since this is such a rare scenario he had to read it.

"No, no, no! I am seme! SEME!" He yelled jumping around room.

"Usuratonkachi. You're not a priss … you are uke but not a girl. Don't listen to that mutt. He is retarded, you should know that, how would he know anyway?" Sasuke mumbled indulged in the book, which he found out, was the only book Naruto owned. The book was also known as 'Cosmo Girl'.

"What! Shut up Uchiha! You think you're so great but your gay so don't even talk!" Kiba spewed sitting up to growl at the raven.

"Did that really make any sense now Inuzuka? You honestly are slow. And I'm not sure if you had realized this but, uh when was the last time you had a girl friend?" Sasuke said giving a glare in the brunette's direction.

"Screw you I'm not gay!" Kiba barked jumping from his comfortable position on the floor.

"I need to get a seme point NOW!" Naruto interrupted not caring to join his quarreling friends/boyfriend.

"Could have fooled me, you and Shino are pretty touchy friends, hn?"

"THAT'S IT!" Kiba boomed, "Naruto come on! Where gonna have you win this thing!" with a dash he grabbed the blond's wrist and dragged him out the door.

Normally Sasuke would have had a fit if someone even touched his boyfriend but today, he let it slide only because he Kiba was not only Naruto's best friend but also the blond had to get the fact that the raven would clearly win this competition.

So yeah Kiba got lucky today, but he even thinks of doing anything to Naruto... Sasuke would get scary.

"Kiba! Ow that hurts let go! I can walk myself!" Naruto complained while being pulled by his friend whom had just stormed angrily out of his house because of his boyfriend's 'insult'.

"If you think this hurts just think about how much its gonna kill if your bottoming Uchiha!" The brunette yelled flicking the blond's wrist down causing him to fall to the ground.

Naruto winced not only at the sudden contact of his butt with the ground, but the wrenched thought of being a uke.

"And that's how it's going to be unless you get some points man!" Kiba huffed opening the door to his own house.

"Come on, where going to find that guy's weakness." Naruto nodded following his friend inside.

Once the two went up to the dog lover's room after doing whatever they possibly to could to avoid his rabid mother, they took out a pad of paper and a blue pen.

"All right so what do we know about him," Kiba said, writing the words, 'Payback' on the top of the page.

"Um… well he has jet black. Skater hair and eyes that are like smoldering orbs or charcoal and flawless skin that-"

"No! We need stuff that will hurt him, besides appearance won't work, you already had a competition for that one right?"

Naruto nodded his head slowly inwardly crying about his embarrassing defeat.

"What about, like weird things he does in his free time?" Kiba asked, prepared to go to whatever it took to get his friend at lease one seme point.

"Emmm…."

"Come on any-"

"OH! He really likes to have, like sword fights with other Anbu people, he's really good I love watching him, it's very attractive," Kiba face palmed. "He really just always is either with me, on a mission, or training." Naruto explained feeling just about brilliant at the moment.

"Naruto! Shut up! You sound like a lovesick school girl man!" The brunette groaned. There goes the brilliance.

"Alright then what are things he likes?" Kiba sighed looking at the blank page just bragging of un-achievement.

"Sasu loves tomatoes a whole lot, I think its unhealthy…"

"Yeah but I don't see how him eating tomatoes makes him any less of a seme,"

"How about how much he loves the color royal blue?"

"Dark blue Naruto, not to mention that makes him more of a seme."

"I think he likes it when I rub my hands over his-"

"NARUTO"

"Back."

"Oh thank God."

"What? What did you think I was going to say?"

"Never mind that I think you just gave the answer to all our problems," Kiba quickly wrote down a few notes then gave his friend a wicked grin.

"Huh? My massages make me more of a seme? Awesome!" Naruto cheered getting a disappointed look from his friend.

"No stupid, not your massage skills, but the one thing he likes better then tomatoes, blue and the wondrous feeling of someone rubbing you back." Kiba grinned waiting for Naruto to fill the blank.

"Oh, that's pretty clever, I never thought you where that smart. So, how we gonna use Pokémon?"

"No you dumba- wait what?"

"Oh oops! Never mind! Forgot, not suppose to tell people that one, what was your idea again?"

"… I swear to God your retarded." Kiba sighed not even believing his friend could possibly be that stupid.

"Dude! It's you! You're the one thing that guy ever cares about!" Kiba explained.

"Yeah, I guess we do like each other a whole lot," Naruto answered a slight blush coating his scared cheeks.

"Oh I see!" Just then Kakashi jumped out from under the bed, "So basically this will be just a whoever does the most Uke thing, doesn't get the point the other person does!" He said clapping his hands together in joy before disappearing into oblivion.

"Hehe, where going to use Uchiha's heart against him." Kiba laughed to himself ignoring the fact that Kakashi was recently under his bed before diving into the pad of paper and scribbling many elaborate notes on how he will see revenge.

'Who Doesn't Do An Uke Action?'

The Next Day

"Ok so you know the plan right?" Kiba asked from behind a large bush in front of the village bridge, team 7's usual meeting place.

"Duh, all I do is stay here." Naruto shrugged also hiding in back of the shrub.

"Good don't screw this one up, ok?" The brunette said giving the blond a dark look.

"Yeah, yeah, I just… this might not work." Naruto said staring down at his feet.

"Hey! This is a great plan of course it will work!" Kiba reassured patting his friend on the back.

"But, I don't actually think that he is that crazy about me Kiba. I may really be for him but, he's so…" He whimpered, sadly.

"If not oh well right? I'm sure there is others out there." The dog lover sighed clearly not too good at making other's feel better.

"I just really hope he does." Naruto whispered after a moment of silently watching from behind the leaves.

"Whatever, ok I'm out of here. This better work." Kiba said giving a curt nod to his friend before slowly leaving their hideout and approaching the meeting place.

Sasuke had just recently shown up, somewhat later then usual probably due to the fact he was looking everywhere for Naruto, whom seemed to have disappeared of the planet.

But, he was not nearly as late as his other team members, both Sakura and Kakashi where nowhere in sight. This is not really unusual for the masked man though of course. God only knows where that pervert will pop up, but the reason for the pink haired girl not showing up was still unknown. Sasuke was going to just go with luck for that one.

It was then when the raven spotted Kiba walking in his direction.

"Perfect." The brunette muttered to himself before approaching Sasuke, who seemed extremely pissed.

"Where is Naruto?" He growled threw his teeth, a clenched fist already positioned to strike at any immediate movement.

"Whoa! Relax Uchiha!" Kiba said hearing how lethal the raven sounded.

"I swear Inuzuka, I will rip out your balls and feed them to you with a fork if you hurt him in anyway!" He shouted rapping his fingers around the brunette's neck.

"He's fine! Just sleeping! That's why I'm here!" Kiba choked. Slowly Sasuke let his tight grip loosen, just enough so he could keep the mutt still breathing.

"And why is that?"

"Hehe you'll never believe it actually. He was having a 'dream' in the middle of the night. So he woke up and now the poor guy's exhausted." Kiba laughed awkwardly pulling the raven's claws away from his lovely esophagus.

"A… dream?" Sasuke said raising an eyebrow at the word. Now he knew well what Kiba meant by dream, but what the dream was of… well that was necessary information for him.

"Yeah man, he was all panting and sweating and damn it was weird how into it he was!"

"Kiba it sounds like you slept with my boyfriend please rephrase your last sentence so I don't have to go all Chidori up your ass."

"Oh sorry man! No way! How could you even think like that! I'm just saying he seemed like he wanted it really bad. He even had me sit and listen to his little fantasy."

"Oh… I see." Sasuke replied awkwardly. He overly needed to know but asking something of someone was against his nature. Panting, sweaty, holly shit I can't do this.

"So, what was the dream of?" He said spitting out all of his Uchiha pride.

Watching Sasuke tear himself up like that made Kiba grin like mad, on any other day he would have made it a bigger deal, but he had to stick with his plan.

"I thought you would never ask my good man!" The brunette sang, grabbing the raven's shoulder to whisper what this oh so scandalous dream was about.

Meanwhile, Naruto was tightly hugging his knees, fear of rejection overwhelming his body. See the dream that Kiba was about to tell his boyfriend actually was true. He thinks about it all the time and wishes it to be reality. This thought is a big deal, and Naruto had a huge feeling that his romance would crash down on him right this instant.

I mean we haven't even said 'I love you' yet!

"Sasuke, Naruto was having a dream about you and his wedding." Obviously when you hear words like these no mater who you are your jaw would drop, this includes an Uchiha.

"He told me that he dreams of you waiting for him at the end of an else with a black suit and red rose, as he shows up in… well he said what ever makes you happiest, but I'm guess a cute white little outfit, then he dreamed about you telling him how much you love him and he loves you back then you walking with him out into a limo. He says the honeymoon was the sexy part, you two alone in a small oasis in The Sand, small little beach house over looking the perfect little lake. You would have hot, water make out session, then cuddle up on the bed and of course have some 'fun' after that." Kiba said wiggling his eyebrow.

Sasuke's eyes where wide, and his mouth still hung open as the brunette watched, extremely amused.

The raven's mind broke at that moment, as images of adorable Naruto kissing him, swimming with him, marrying him.

Something unexplainable happened as those wondrous thoughts hit the Uchiha. His mouth released a sound unheard by anyone else before, a girly sound that can only be described as one thing. A giggle.

"Bwahahaha!" Kiba bellowed much like yesterday, falling to his stomach and rolling around on the ground.

"Sasuke!" Kakashi shouted springing up the water much like a… never mind.

"Wh-… oh shit." The raven mumbled looking awkwardly off to the side.

While Sasuke may been upset, Naruto couldn't be happier. He slowly crawled out of his hiding place and made his way to where the group was located.

"You heard him right Kakashi-sensei? Uchiha giggled! That is such a girly thing to do!" Kiba cackled pointing at Sasuke.

"Che shut up Inuzuka." The raven muttered, just before his dark eyes met a bundle of orange prancing towards him.

"I certainly did Kiba, you know what that means right?" The masked man cheered, happy that Naruto finally would stop complaining.

"Sasuke!" The blond called, his eyes dancing brightly as he waved to his boyfriend, the biggest smile beaming like the sun.

Yeah maybe I lost that one, Sasuke thought, his very own smile spreading across his face, but I certainly made him happy.

"One Seme Point For Naruto Uzumaki: Sasuke Giggled. (What a Looser)"

A/N: Yaaay! Longest Chapter eva compleate! ＼(￣∇￣)/ I would looooovvee to know what characters you want in the story and if you guys could give me some idease I would love it! Please please pleeeeeaaaaaasssssseee review I will love you forever（*＾＾）＾*)and promis to respond + I will update sooner! THNX!
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