*at school the next day*
Bella: *stands in the lunch room arranging her food*
Hawkfrost: *growls* Wow, don't you have anything to do than arrange your food?
Edward: *seemingly appears out of nowhere* Edible art?
Hawkfrost: *hisses and looks at Edward* What would you know about food you leech?
Bella: *gasps and the apple falls to the floor*
Edward: *kicks the apple back up and holds it in his hands* Pretty cool huh?
Hawkfrost: *glares* Why don't you act like my mother and disappear?
Edward: *looks at him weird*
Bella: *looks at him with and sighs romantically* That was so cool…
Hawkfrost: *face paws* Kill me… Kill me now… Kill my spirit and end my suffering!
Edward: *smirks at Bella and moves closer, shoving Hawkfrost off the counter*
Hawkfrost: *yowls* You mouse-brained—*says more bad words and tries to claw Edward's ankle but his claws break*
Bella: *gasps* You hurt the kitty! *picks Hawkfrost up*
Hawkfrost: *yowls* Let go of me you filthy, Twoleg!
Bella: *glares at Edward* How DARE YOU HURT THE KITTY?!
Edward: *glared at Hawkfrost* Bella, what if I'm not the hero… What if I'm the bad guy?
Hawkfrost: *suddenly perks up* Bad guy? Now we're talkin'!
Bella: *rolls eyes* What is that supposed to mean you kitty hurter?
Edward: *sighs* It means that if you were smart, you'd stay away from me.
Bella: Well let's pretend for argument's sake that I'm not smart.
Hawkfrost: We don't have to pretend, sweetie.
Edward: *opens his mouth to say something than turns away*
Hawkfrost: Oh yeah, you think you're being cool by walking away from a conversation, but it's just rude and stupid.
Bella: *pets Hawkfrost's head* You're so adorable. I think he must hate animals…
Hawkfrost: I don't know about that but I do know one inarticulate brunette that I hate.
Bella: *laughs* See? You're so funny! Why would he want to hurt you?
Hawkfrost: *mutters* I know who I wanna hurt.
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