*later that day*

Jessica: Hey, Bella you wanna go to Port Angeles with us next weekend? It'll be like so totally cool.

Angela: Totally

Jessica: Totally, totally

Angela: *nods* Totally

Hawkfrost: *stares at them with an expression that says "really?"* And I thought Emo Chick here was stupid.

Bella: Um, I don't know. I'm gonna have to ask my sheriff dad… He's the sheriff.

Hawkfrost: *groans* WOULD SOMEONE END MY MISERY! I ALREADY WAS A TEENAGER AND I HATED IT!

Bella: You guys should like, like, work on your public speaking… I can teach you to like, speak more good.

Hawkfrost: *groans*

Jessica: Totally

Bella: You should like chew your lower lip… like, like… you should like… suddenly notice your hair, and you can like… start a sentence and then like bail… and you can like, like not like look at the audience like you like stare at the floor like… you like…

Angela: That's like totally good

Jessica: Totally

Bella: I should like, make like a video on like how to like speak like… more good.

Hawkfrost: *yowls in pain*

Narrator: *chuckles, causing the ground to shake* Oh, Hawkfrost! You are such a card.

Hawkfrost: *hisses at the sky* YOU LEAVE ME ALONE, ASHFUR!

Jessica: Oh my God a talking cat… *walks over to him* I wanna rescue you, do you want me to rescue you?

Hawkfrost: *hisses* WHY THE DARK FOREST ARE THERE SO MANY TEENAGE GIRLS IN THESE BOOKS?! IT'S LIKE THE PLAGUE!

Bella: Get away from my kitty!

Jessica: Is he like totally like you kitty?

Bella: Yep. His name is Mr. Fluffyface.

Jessica: Oh my God, that is so adorable. Can him from you?

Hawkfrost: *looks up at Bella* I never thought I'd say this, but don't let me go with her! *hugs Bella's leg*

Bella: No, he's like my like my like best friend.

Hawkfrost: *kisses her shoe* THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

Jessica: *flips hair* So do you like totally like wanna to Port Angeles? We're gonna like totally look for prom dresses

Angela: Yeah, I heard that Mike was like totally gonna like ask you out.

Jessica: No he's totally not! Mike is like totally my boyfriend!

Bella: I don't like Mike anyway.

Hawkfrost: Thank God! Some sanity!

Angela: You like that Edward Cullen, though right?

Jessica: Totally.

Bella: I don't know… I'm like not going to prom anyway, so like… I was just gonna get this one book.

Hawkfrost: *stares up at Bella with wide eyes* The thing READS?!

Jessica: Like whateve.

Angela: Totally whateve.

Hawkfrost: Again, dear reader, I ask: why me?!

:D Hoped you like. My perception of most teenage girls that are not me. XD