＼(＾▽＾*)Kenny-chan Cant Spelll(*＾▽＾)／
A/N: Look at that! Not too late! Score (〃∇〃)/! ANYWAY, I wanna thank XxXLexxibabeXxX! I used a ton of her ideas for this and I doubt I could have came up with this with out there amazing scills so HUGS TO HER! \(≥ω≤＊)/ I hope u enjoy this one its a bit diffrent then the rest because the real competition starts late in the chapter! THNXX! (｡･u･｡)
Disclaimer: YES! I have been waiting for this! I made a sequal to my song, the first one if any of u dont remember (I dout it cuz it was just that grate was) Sasuke and Naruto Sitting in a tree, both belong to K Mashi.
NOW FOR PART 2,
They are so in love and just so you know, they make out after every show.
Dude... i should join Young Money.
"Ne, ne, can I please push the cart Sasuke." Naruto begged in front of a large display of green super market shopping carts. Sasuke sighed; all he wanted was just to get a vegetable lunch with his cute little Naruto kill Kakashi in the soup isle and buy some red flowers for future plans! But noooo, of course this little trip has to be made into one huge fiasco, and of course competition. Yep you read right, after donating Sai's body to science, Kakashi told both Naruto and Sasuke the next game. All Sasuke got from that conversation was that they couldn't leave unless one of them proved to be seme. So basically the little date he had planned was going to half to wait.
"Sure, sure just don't crash." The raven mumbled, rubbing his temples in irritation.
"Yay! Your awesome Sasu!" Naruto cheered, trying to separate his cart from the line.
"Oî, Sasuke," Kakashi whispered, from behind Sasuke.
The raven could feel a vain pop just from talking to the man.
"Yes Kakashi sensei?" He answered thru gritted teeth.
"L-l-l-l-"
"T-t-today junior!" Naruto interrupted, rolling by in his cart, clearly unsuccessful at separating it from the rest of the carts made clear by the other four pairs of wheels that should most certainly not be there.
"Look!" The crazy man screamed pointing to an aisle.
"Wow Kakashi it's food congrats." Sasuke sneered; watching to make sure Naruto didn't fall out a window or something. Because God knows what he can accomplish with not one but three carts.
"No baka! It's… ICHA ICHA PARADISE ADDITION!" The man shrieked lunging into the mass of perverted shaped food.
Sasuke huffed, deciding to just ditch the masked ninja and stick to what he actually likes.
"Come on Naru." He sighed, grabbing the front of the carriage, guiding it to the third and most important isle.
"Eww, gross Sasu! No green, bad green!" Naruto wailed once Sasuke started loading the cart with lettuce.
"What." It wasn't really a question more of an annoyed statement.
"How about we get… THIS!" Out of nowhere the blond magically flashed a box of brown sugar and cinnamon frosted Poptarts.
"Where did you-"
"They're sweet and goodnessy pleeeease Sasu! I love them!" Naruto begged shaking the box dramatically in front of the raven's irritated face.
"Ugh, fine. Just get a new box you probably already broke those."
The blond shook his golden locks enthusiastically, a huge grin plastered under his sparkling blue eyes before running to the next else to pick up a new box.
"Excuse me sir." Sasuke turned to face the, er, face of Shino, wearing a dark blue apron over his usual white large coat.
"Oh hey Shino I didn't know you worked here what's-"
"Did you just destroy our product then not only put it back but request another one in it's place." The boy interrupted making no facial expression in the slightest, Sasuke on the other hand…
"What? No I didn't I-" He said quickly but was yet again silenced by Shino's low ominous voice.
"Then who did sir?" This is where in anime where the character goes white and looks all-awkward. Yes that is Sasuke Uchiha.
"…"
And with that Shino pushed up his little glasses and marched off to find the damaged Poptarts.
Sasuke face palmed before getting back to shopping for the oh so important veggies.
Before long the young Uchiha was making the decision between the more expensive organic farms tomatoes of the less expensive imported tomatoes, but his dire decision would have to wait the second he heard his name being called loudly by two beautiful pink lips.
With in seconds he was speeding down the lanes, where his beautiful blond was located.
"Eh! Naru! Be careful!" He shouted reaching up for the small teenager whom was desperately jumping for a bundle of MnM cookies with a small little elf character on the front, he was on top of two colossal containers, elevating him three feet from the ground
"Sasuke." He panted, still trying to get to his cookies. Oh was the raven turned on, but he had to ignore that, his little boyfriend was in trouble!
"Naru, come here." He said holding out a hand for teen to grab. He happily complied jumping into the not so awaiting arms of his boyfriend. Thankfully Sasuke recovered from the suddenly lunge and kissed the blond on the lips carefully.
"Sasuuuu please get those cookies for me there SO good!" he wined hugging the raven's neck tightly.
"Alright Naru, just be more carful next time." He scolded before receiving a warm kiss on the cheek.
Sasuke dropped his boy friend then stepped up to the vicious enemy. Naruto was a little on the short side of the spectrum, so there was no way he could have reached that! Even Sasuke whom was taller then most couldn't reach the damn thing!
But he, using his brain, decided to use a different method. He kicked the shelf harshly, grinning as the box fell down in a nosedive.
"Here you are my dear- Wha… Naruto?" Sasuke was surprised to see his little boyfriend not by his side.
"Cannon ball!" Just as the familiar scream of none other then Naruto Uzumaki hit his ears; a loud violent sound of crashing did too.
Sasuke slowly turned to face his horror, there stood the little blond, a massive pile or ramen boxes, in wince Sasuke presumed where perched too high up for him to reach.
"Dobe, oh no." Sasuke muttered, grabbing some food boxes off the ground to help his adorable boyfriend, whom did not seem upset by this in the slightest.
"Next time, instead of ramming the cart into shelves, just ask me to do it." The raven sighed, putting the packages back in their places.
"Gomen Sasu." Naruto said just a bit too happily to be true. But non the less Sasuke found the boy adorable and quickly pecked him on the cheek.
Alas their little chat was broken by a loud yell, this time it was to signal Naruto, whom excitedly dashed of without second thought.
Sasuke sighed, shaking his head disapprovingly at the action of leaving him alone to pick up his dobe's mess, but there where only a few boxes left so he could manage.
Once the final bowl of Cup Of Noodles, was tossed onto the top shelf, Sasuke smirked at his accomplishment. Grabbing the handle of his carriage, the boy pulled away from his masterpiece, but his cart was stopped abruptly.
Looking up he noted Shino yet again. This time the teenager was making a sort of 'Tsk'ing sound, while tapping his fingers to gather much like a grandmother scolding her puppy in the 80's.
"Yes Shino, what is it n-?" The raven muttered, glaring at the albino like creature.
"Sir is this your cart?" He asked cutting Sasuke sentence just as before.
"Why yes it is, thank you for noti-"
"Did you push your cart into section B of aisle D sir?" Sasuke was about to respond negatively to that question, but the boy bit his tongue remembering whom the real violator was.
"Yes," He said slowly "but me and my friend cleaned the whole thin-"
"You put every item back on the shelf correctly after they fell?"
"Yes! So please leave me a-" And there was that tsking again!
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to come with me." Shino commanded grabbing Sasuke by the front of his shirt.
"What? Why?" He shouted being pulled down the rows of food.
"Please sir, lower your voice." Shino ordered, then slapping the shocked Sasuke across the face.
What the fu-!
"Sir, please move your cart away from the middle, people are trying to get by."
Even in my head this ass-hole gotta cut m-
"It is our policy for the customer to buy any item that he or she damaged," Shino said.
"So buy everything that dropped. And yes, we have it on camera."
Sasuke froze.
"I will stand right here and watch you."
"But I-"
"Well then, was it someone else who did this?" Shino asked in a monotone.
"…No."
For the next half hour Sasuke spent his precious time deciphering thru different boxes of food, if but one noodle of ramen, leg of cheese rabbit or gusher, just happen to break, fall and or gush, it was added to Sasuke's three shopping carts.
Finally once the whole ordeal was over, he glared at Shino while flipping him off of course, just as the ass hole turned the corner. But, obviously the cursed hand sign was broken when a bright blond head, and two crystal blue eyes galloped over to the cart/carts.
Naruto grinned cheekily before dropping what looked to him like box of macaroni balloon and tadpoles, Squidward shaped cookies and of course a strange white smoothie into the cart.
Sasuke couldn't help but grimace at such perverted foods in his little blond's hands, but since the dobe didn't seem to realize, he could live.
"Where did you get these?" The raven asked in disgust.
"Kakashi sensei gave them to me and said to put them in the cart! He says he has more too!" Naruto cheered, jumping up and down in excitement.
A chagrin formed on Sasuke's face after realizing that more would come from the pervert the longer they where here, and so he decided paying for all the junk would be the best thing to do… yes, paying did not make the raven happy but he just wanted to get his and his little usuratonkachi's butt (Sasuke insists that you can not call his blond's behind an ass) out of there!
"Ready Naru?" He asked, as Naruto hopped into one of the three carts.
"Yup!"
With that, Sasuke pushed the carts to the cash register quickly, but of course not too quickly, don't wanna hurt Naru, or get Shino's attention for that matter.
Once they made it to the front of the shop, the due hopped in line.
A recollection hit the young Uchiha just after he loaded the multiple bags of food onto the cart, yes; he forgot to make the choice between the tomatoes.
Face palming at his idiotic forgetfulness, Sasuke handed Naruto a wad of cash, telling him to ring all this stuff up while he grabbed the all important fruit/vegetable, only God know which one is right.
Naruto complied waving as hid boyfriend dashed into one of the many aisle of endless food.
The blond watched as the food was bagged, and smiled at the lady when she told him that he would be having quiet a feast. These actions where stopped though once she got to a particular section of food, with the words Icha-Icha Paradise.
"Um, I'm sorry but your going to need your parent's permission to by these." She said, shocked that such a sweet looking kid could actually be a pervert.
"But, I-"
"I'm going to have to return every item, I'm sorry that's our policy." She said looking at the big depressed eyes of the blond.
Just before Naruto could utter a whimper, the small boy's number one fan saved the day again. Sort of, anyway.
"Um, Naruto, you can go pick out a candy if you want." Sasuke mumbled, running back to the cash register with a bag of tomatoes. (He chose the inorganic ones by the way… cheep, man, cheep.)
"Uh yeah, this is my son…" He said once the blond was out of earshot.
The cashier gave the attractive raven one of the strangest look he has ever seen, her eyes, bulged, one eyebrow was slanted while the other was straight and her mouth was gapped open a little. Quiet a weirdo if I do say so myself.
Sasuke, getting the message that she didn't believe him, went all Uchiha on the lady.
"It's called teen pregnancy you dumb ass, and I swear on my mother's grave, if you dare question me, I can promises you will wake up with more then just a horse head on top of your mattress. Lets just say you and my family will both suffer from denying me. My son and I will be offended and just leave with out our goods and your family, well lets just say they will be luck to wake up in the morning."
Ah yes, Sasuke in his mad mode. He growled this warning all the while his sharingan glare, burned her eyes out.
"I-I am very sorry sir! Please forgive me for doubting you!" She practically wailed.
"Hn." Was all the teenager had to say before the check out process started moving faster.
It was then Sasuke realized he could not leave this store with out getting that stupid competition over.
The raven began going threw a list of things he could do to prove that he was seme.
His thought's where interrupted though, as a hand began patting his head quickly.
"What is it Kakashi?" Sasuke growled, knowing full well that the man had more of his pervert treats in his nubby little arms.
"Ha, ha, Sasuke, you are just so cute, I left some uh… soup in that aisle, can you-" Somewhere threw the masked ninja's request, Sasuke came up with the perfect way to win.
"Listen well old man," Sasuke directed, turning to glare darkly at his sensei.
"I'll let you grab one more thing, but I want you to watch what I do that will clearly make me seme." He growled, just before Naruto ran up to the register, putting a box of yellow Peeps on the scanner.
"Alrighty Sasuke!" Kakashi saluted, slowly walking to his aisle backwards, keeping his eyes or possible eye, on the teenagers.
"Look Sasu I got some little chicks! Chicks love me you know, so I should totally be a seme, right?" He squealed, just as his boyfriend dropped his bag of tomatoes on the ground.
Naruto will defiantly prove his submissiveness if I drop something, I bet the cutie will pick it up with a smile on his face, eheheh and before he knows it, Kakashi will jump out give me a point and we can just leave!
'Who Is Least Submissive In A Super Market?'
"Hey Naru, I dropped that…" Sasuke said waiting patiently for the blond to pick it up.
"Oh no…" Naruto mumbled, not really sure of what Sasuke wanted. The raven stared patiently at the boy, wondering what he could do without directly asking him to pick up the bag.
"Um… you know what makes me happy?" Sasuke asked, "When people pick things up for me."
A huge smile spread across the little dobe's pink lips, "You know what makes me happy? Super cheesy raviolis." The boy said intelligently.
Sasuke sighed in defeat, looking over his shoulder noting Kakashi's little head still watching from behind his favorite aisle.
"How about I pick up something you drop, and you-"
"Your silly Sasu, I didn't drop anything!"
Sasuke took a deep breath. He knew Naruto so well what could he possibly do for him to get the message.
Suddenly a light bulb flashed on above the young Uchiha's head. Quickly he pulled forth his phone, then played a loud ringtone.
"Oh I have a call! It says it's from the North Pole!" Sasuke said in shock holding his phone in front of the stunned blond.
"Answer it!" He yelled hopping up and down with excitement.
"Hello?" The teenager paused a moment before speaking again into the device, "Hi Santa Clause!" That was all he needed before Naruto cheered loudly.
"You say if a boy was picking up things like tomatoes, they are awesome? Oh cool! Ok bye Santa!"
"Tell him I say bye too!"
"Naruto says bye!"
With that he snapped his phone shut, smirking at his success.
"You hear that Naru? If you pick up things like… um… THAT! Santa will love your forever!" Immediately Naruto bent down, grabbing the bag of tomatoes in his fist.
The raven grinned, before looking over his shoulder and… where the hell was Kakashi?
"Here Sasu I got the- whoa!" Just before Naruto could hand the tomatoes' to his boyfriend, the blond tripped over one of the many wheels on the cart/s. This caused said shopping vehicle/s to roll abruptly into an aisle, and before long, tipping it over. There was what most people call a domino reaction with the wondrous shelves of food, each tipping each other over. Before long, nearly every shelve crashed down to the ground.
"WHO DID THIS!" A booming voice screamed, everyone in the store froze as Kakashi, jumped out of a pile of crushed food. Food that was very important to him.
Both Sasuke and Naruto exchanged nervous glances, before either of the two could choke out a word; Shino stepped into the center of the store.
"This was done by Sasuke Uchiha, the teenager previously stated that he was the parent of this boy, and so we ask him to no only repay everyone for the food they lost, but to buy all food that hit the ground and most likely broke in some way. So basically, everything." Sasuke stood in shock as the store was filled with hateful looks all directed at him. But they where nothing to what was coming next.
"SASUKE HOW DARE YOU!" Kakashi screeched, pointing at the teen with his middle finger, "JUST BECAUSE OF THIS, NARUTO YOU GET THE POINT!" He snapped.
"… Yay!" Naruto cheered, standing up from his spot on the ground. Sasuke remained traumatized, not daring to say one word.
"Oh, my bad Sasuke… It looks like your tomatoes got ruined." He sighed, grabbing the bag that was once filled with red tomatoes. By the end of the day, Sasuke had successfully purchased, 92 bags of cookies 98 bags of sugar, 93 cups of ramen, 99 bags of pedophile food and 100 bags full of crushed ugly tomatoes.
"One Seme Point For Naruto Uzumaki: Sasuke Just Sucks."
Once everything was done, Shino walked home happily, today had gone just how he wanted it to, he made lots of sales, got to leave early due to stock and best of all, he got revenge for his little uke. He was positive that mean old Sasuke would not be upsetting him again. It was a very good day.
A/N: Ok I bet some of you are REALLLY pissed at this chapter and I get that, but I said there was going to be plot, this will get Sasuke's character to change slightly, sry if this chapter wasn't super funny because of that but it just had to
happen (_ _ ).
Im sooo sick so ima go to bed now, please review my deers! Im so happy this is becoming such a popular story! I thought it would go no where!
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