Haruhi was being broody, she knew that she was, and she knew that it was causing problems, but she couldn't help it. It was not every day that a girl/boy realized that she had the hots for her/his twin brother. It was making her extremely frustrated! She was just tired of the whole situation. She didn't want to be Kaoru, she wanted to be Haruhi so that if she did decide that she wanted something with Hikaru, she wouldn't be breaking the law with incest.

She let out a sigh and absent mindedly walked to her place in the host club as they got ready to open their doors for the customers that where surly waiting on the other side.

"And where do you think you are going?" Hikaru asked in an amused voice, his hand reaching out to grab her wrist.

It then hit her that she was going to 'Haruhi's' table when she should be at Kaoru's. "Oops" she said as she let him lead her back to where she was supposed to be.

"Look," he said turning to her and pushing her down onto a couch, "I know you have had a lot on your mind today," she opened her mouth to say something but was cut off "and I won't ask you about it, but you need to get your act together. Okay?" he said as he sat down next to her.

"Ya, I know." she said as she ran her hand through her hair. "I'll do better." she said with a small smile.

"well," he smirked at her, "you can start by not messing up your hair." his fingers gently ran across her head, putting her haid back into place.

"Oops."

"Ya," he said looking at her out of the corner of his eye with a smile, "oops."

Just then the doors to the third music room opened and girls came, taking their seats with their favorite hosts.

Haruhi walked into the kitchen off to the side of the third music room with a slight blush on her face. She felt perverted. 'It was all acting.' she told herself as she busied herself with putting away all the sweets that where not eaten that day. 'He did that stuff with his twin, it meant nothing.'She said in her head as she thought back to the way that he held her face in gentle hands as he leaned close to her. His breath fanning across her up turned cheeks.

CRASH!

"Crap!" She jolted out of her thoughts as the plate that was in her hands shattered onto the floor. She busied herself with picking up the pieces of china off of the floor with care to not cut herself.

"That is going to add onto your debt." A cool voice said from behind her causing her to slip and cut her index finger on a small jagged piece.

"Kyouya-senpai" she turned back to the glass on the floor, "Is there something I can help you with" she said as she tossed the larger fragments into the garbage and swept up the rest with a wet rag.

"We are having a small meeting before we leave." he was half way out the door when he turned back, "Don't keep us waiting." and walked away.

She hurried after him after throwing the rag into the sink on her way out.

"Ah! Haruhi, your here!" Tamaki exclaimed as she came into the room where the rest of the hosts where waiting.

"What's this meeting about?" Kaoru asked in a bored voice as he lounged on a near by couch.

Tamaki rubbed his hands together as a grin broke out on his face. "I have a plan..." he said as he broke out into an evil chuckle that was uncharacteristic of them.

"Oh?" Hikaru looked slightly interested. "What plan would that be?" he leaned forward slightly in his seat next to Kaoru.

"We are going to invade the Black Magic club, and take our revenge! Then they will have to fix you two!"

Everyone stared at him with blank looks.

"And how are we going to do that?" she asked, staring at him with an expressionless, yet intent look in her eyes.

"Uh, that is... We're going to..." he was now fiddling with his fingers with an unsure look on his face as he shuffled his feet around. "Set up boobie traps?"

"Why not just look through their stuff to see if there is a way to fix it?" Kyouya sugested over the top of his computer.

Tamaki looked at Kyouya as he pushed up his glasses. "I was going to say that."

"Right" he snapped his lap top shut. "let's go then."

"Do you think we will find the cure?" Hunny asked hopefully from his perch on Mori's shoulders.

"Ah"

"Do we even know where the Black Magic club is?" Hikaru asked in curiosity as he followed the others.

"I've never heard where it is." Kaoru said from his side.

"It's in the basements basement." Kyouya said as he lead the others with long strides.

"How can a basement have a basement?" Haruhi mumbled under her breath. "That's just unnecessary"

They descended down the flight of stairs that led to the basement where it steadily got darker till it wasn't possible to see the hand in front of her face. Haruhi ran her hand along the wall, feeling her way around the room for a light switch.

"Ah! How can we find anything in this dark!" Tamaki shouted as he began to panic at the base of the stairs.

"What are you talking about Tono, I can see perfectly fine" Hikaru voice sounding perplexed.

"Ya, The lights are on." Kaoru chimed in. "Don't tell me," he gasped out

"You've been cursed!"exclaimed Hikaru in a horror filled voice.

Haruhi's fingers finally found the switch, and deftly turned it on. "Stop messing with him, do you know how long it will take to calm him down." she said with a slightly disapproving frown on her face.

"Aw, it's okay now Tono," Kaoru walked over to where he was sobbing into his hands.

"It was a joke," Hikaru pried Tamaki's hands away from his eyes. "See, light!"

"Nooooo! It's just my mind playing tricks on me!" he wailed.

"Just leave him." Kyouya said in a huff as he continued on his way to the basements basement. The others soon following.

"Wait!" Tamaki shouted as he jumped to his feet, "You can't leave me behind!" he said as he ran after them.

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