*at Port Angeles*
*Angela and Jessica are trying on dresses, Bella is reading and Hawkfrost is trying to kill himself again, but finds out that he is immortal*
Hawkfrost: *keeps trying to stab himself with his claws* WHY. WON'T. I. DIE?!
Narrator: *chuckles, once more causing the ground to shake* Oh, Hawkfrost! When will you realize that until this story is over, you are immortal.
Hawkfrost: *growls* When I died and StarClan told me I would have to go through eternal suffering, I never thought it would be like this! This is crude and unusual punishment!
Angela: *stares Hawkfrost* Bella your talking cat is totally like, like totally having like a conversation with the roof, ceiling thingy.
Bella: Yeah, he does that a lot. I think he must like have like some like issues.
Jessica: Maybe you should take him to like a cat whisperer or something like that one movie but totally like with like the horses.
*A group of guys walk the window and Hawkfrost jumps toward the glass*
Hawkfrost: SAVE—*hits glass and begins to slide down slowly*
Bella: *giggles* Silly Mr. Fluffyface. It's a window.
Angela: Bella, didn't you like, like totally like wanna get like a book?
Bella: Oh yeah! I totally forgot *gets up*
Jessica: Totally
Hawkfrost: *thinks hard* Hmm…. The stupid stereotypical teenage girls, or Emo Chick? Emo Chick. *runs after Bella*
*at the bookstore*
Hawkfrost: *groans* What EXACTLY are you looking for?
Bella: I'm looking like for this book on guys with sparkly abs.
Hawkfrost: *rolls eyes* Again, I must resist the urge to kill myself because it's no good.
Bella: There it is! *picks out a book* Come on Mr. Fluffyface, let's by this book and leave so we can get stalked by a bunch of drunk guys and be saved by that kitty hater!
Hawkfrost: Wow, plot spoiler, much?
Bella: *pays for the book and walks out* Come ON Mr. Fluffyface!
Hawkfrost: *follows Bella out the door and to a parking lot* FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME! MY NAME IS HAWKFROST! SAY IT WITH ME! HAWK! FROST! NOT MR. FLUFFY FACE, LORD POOFYRUMP OR ANY OTHER DISGUSTING, USELESS KITTYPET NAME YOU MAKE UP YOU INARTICULATE, INCREDIBLY STUPID, LOW IQ TEENAGE GIRL! I AM A RIVERCLAN WARRIOR AND I—*cuts off as a group of guys walks up to them*
Guy 1: Hey, sugar, nice cat you've got there.
Bella: *backs up* Lord Poofyrump, I'm scared.
Hawkfrost: *groans* I give up…
Guy 2: Wanna have some fun, girl?
Hawkfrost: Are you listening to them Emo? Huh? Listen to them! They are talking about FUN! Go have some fun and leave me the heck out of it!
*The guys close in around them and suddenly a silver Volvo peels into the parking lot*
Bella: *gasps* Lord Poofyrump, look! It's NewShinyVolvoOwner!
Hawkfrost: *rolls eyes and face paws* No, you . It's kitty hate—I mean Edward Cullet—Cullen.
Edward: *jumps out of the car* Bella get in the car!
Hawkfrost: *brightens up* You're taking her away from me?! YES! THANK YOU!
Bella: *gets in the car*
Hawkfrost: *finds himself being dragged in by some invisible force* HEY!
Narrator: You're not getting it out of it, THAT easily, Hawky.
Bella: *squeals* Mr. Fluffyface! You came back! You must really love me. *hugs Hawkfrost*
Hawkfrost: *hisses* LET GO OF ME! IT BURNS! *scratches Bella's arm*
Edward: *gets in the car after chasing the guys off and smells the blood. He freezes* What… what is that smell?
Bella: *shoves her arm in Edward's face* EDWARD MR. FLUFFYFACE SCRATCHED ME!
Hawkfrost: Do it, Edward! Do it! Kill her! Kill her NOW!"
Edward: *stares at the blood, then holds his breath* No…
Hawkfrost: *swears*
Bella: *gasps* That's mean! What did the person who taught you how to speak teach you?
Hawkfrost: *groans*
The first part was so short, so I added another.