＼(＾▽＾*)Kenny-chan Cant Spelll(*＾▽＾)／

A/N: Hi everyone, I hope you guys think this chapter is ok a lot of people really didn't like the last one and it made me feel really scared about posting anymore. Sorry if this one is bad too, I tried to make it funny and cute but I just don't know anymore.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

Sasuke Uchiha looked into the mirror late Sunday night. His hair was disheveled; it's usual duck but style now representing much more of the ass of a peacock, minus the bright floral colors. Not only that, but his usual flawless face was coated in sweat, and deep gray bundles hung on the skin below both of his glaring eyes.

It had been two days since the incident in the super market happened, and the young Uchiha was much less then pleased. The boy was set on not talking to anyone for the next week. Not even his usuratonkachi.

Sasuke would have forgiven his little blond instantly if he just apologized, but instead he had to take a whole new approach.

And just like that, the small devise thrown up atop Sasuke's dresser vibrated like crazy. With a grumble, the raven trudged his way to the object, slowly lifting it and reading 'The L≤3vely Naru-chan A.K.A Sexxy little fox'.

On any normal occasion, the young Uchiha would have stripped down right then and there when getting a text from his boyfriend. Even if it were a simple 'hi' Sasuke would probably explode. Literally.

But, tonight was not a normal night, actually the past 14 days; instead, Sasuke flopped onto his bed, flipped open his phone and gave a groggy yawn as a stream of light hit his eyes dramatically.

From The L≤3vely Naru-chan A.K.A Sexxy little fox, sent at 1:12,

'HAHAHA Sasu if you get fat after eating everything u bot that wd be soooo cool. I would swing on ur lilttle chub rolls and bounce on ur tummy! By sasssufat!'

Sasuke glared at the message with all he was worth. How can he even say that! It's his fault all this happened! Sasuke thought shutting the cellular devise quickly and tossing back to its usual spot.

The raven buried his tired face into his pillow with a grunt. Now some of you may be wonder what Sasuke is even doing up at one twelve in the morning. If leaves no surprise the blond us up, probably playing some Xbox game with Kiba, but Sasuke really! Now I know you all know his nightly ritual of brushing his teeth for two minutes showering for ten then 'free time' for an hour before finally sleeping at 10:02, the perfect time for him just so he could wake up fresh and early come nine a.m. (since God know when he will next have a decent mission his in need of waking up early for.)

So what is he doing now? Well friend, rest assured, (Not for Sasuke) it is because of what we hear call Naru-drawls. This boy is in some much need for a little time with his favorite blond. Sadly enough he will not be getting some lovins anytime soon with the way he is behaving.

But, of course, Sasuke being Sasuke does not blame Naruto for what has happened and he certainly would never blame himself! So there was only one candidate to pin this on. Kakashi.

If not for these stupid games I could be curled up with little Naru right now! It was this moment where Sasuke decided to put an end to all the shenanigans. Sasuke was going to win this game. He knew it well, as he finally rolled over on his side wearing a wicked grin like no other. Watch out Konoha, Sasuke just got his Uchiha on.

Later That Day

"Kakashi-sensei where is Sasu I haven't seen him and so long!" Naruto wined to his ninja teacher while devouring a bowl of ramen.

"Hmmmm," The masked man sounded, a bundle of noodles in his mouth, which mind you was still covered by his peculiar mask.

"Maybe reading a book, watching a movie, training, but most likely…" Kakashi leaned in close to Naruto, preparing to tell him the secret of his lifetime.

"Watching porn." He whispered. The blond's face lit like a firework.

Naruto's cobalt blue eyes nervously down casted to his peach colored fingers, absentmindedly twitting his nails together.

"Eh? What's wrong Naruto? Sasuke is a regular teenage boy. Maybe he's just bored with you, perhaps tired of your innocents and just wants something more, umm, sexy, or mature or maybe just more of a man!" The silver haired boy cheered happily, not at all noticing the upset look buried deep inside Naruto's oceanic orbs.

Nor did he notice the fact that the boy only ate a bite of ramen, his training worse then normal or the sad stagger in his step as he limped home broken hearted.

Meanwhile

"This is so trouble-some, why do I have to do this?"

"I know, I know trust me, this sucks but if I don't get this stupid competition out of the way I will never be able to fu-"

"Woah Uchiha!" Sasuke was silenced by a hand over his mouth "No offence, but I really don't wanna hear about that." Shikamaru said with a sigh.

Now how did Nara get involved in the plot? Well that was Sasuke's doing. Yesterday morning he ran over to the lazy boy's. After breaking and entering (also known as b&e) due to the fact the teenager was too indolent to open it himself, Sasuke begged for his help. Yes, begged. An Uchiha begging, especially Sasuke is a terrifying thing. In order to save himself from the terrors Shikamaru agreed to help him… if he stopped begging that is.

So here they are now, analyzing just what was making Sasuke Uchiha loose a seme contest against NARUTO!

"Aright let me tell it to you uh... straight…" Shikamaru said giving Sasuke a nervous glance, luckily he either did not get the pun or think it had anything to do with the situation… or that it was funny in the slightest. Most likely the latter.

"You almost never show your emotions, which is good I guess, but with Naruto you seem to…"

"Yes?" The young Uchiha glared. Shikamaru had a feeling Sasuke wasn't one to take criticism lightly. And he really did not want to get on this little anti-Christ's bad side. Hell Sai was still groaning about needing to get into heaven in the hospital! (Good luck with that one)

"Well, let's just put it this way, you kinda… unleash the rainbow when you're around them. You're like a skittle! That's awesome but uh…"

"Oh I see, rainbow's are like uke's so I have create an alter rainbow." Shikamaru's eyes became frying pans as he looked at the dead serious raven in front of him. This contest is making him loose his mind. He thought thinking of the next thing the to say that Sasuke would possibly understand.

"Eh eh, yeeaah… so why don't we find a way to show your... colors… in a less, harmful way." Shikamaru said, as his eye twitched, his mind not even able to handle the insanity. First things first, I gotta get this kid back to at least somewhat normal. He thought watching the raven as closely as he could.

Sasuke nodded, walking off into the brunette's kitchen.

Shikamaru knitted his eyebrows together seeing as the young Uchiha dove thru his refrigerator.

"Uh, Sasuke what are you, looking for?" Shikamaru asked watching as the raven pulled out an array of foods.

Sasuke looked up with a blank expression, then back at the food at his arms.

"Well, I haven't really eaten since um…" The boy started counting on his finger's quizzically scanning the ceiling,

"Four days."

Shikamaru deadpan before screaming "EAT, EAT NOW!" much like my Italian grandmother.

Three Days Later

A loud banging noise echoed thru Naruto's apartment and much to everyone's surprise the blond did not come dashing out, a big famous smile starching across his face. Instead he mopped to the door, dragging the blanket he had been spending the majority of his time under, behind him.

"Yes?" He said as he cracked open the door, his head leaned into the ground and bright blue eyes dull and cloudy.

"Naruto," The second that familiar voice hit his ears Naruto immediately perked up staring straight into his boyfriends dark orbs. His lips formed a straight line tilting downwards at the ends only slightly.

"Come on, we have somewhere to be." Sasuke said bluntly, grabbing the front of Naruto's now very un-orange but gray sweatshirt, and pulled him down the stairs.

"Ah! Sasuke! W-Where are you been and, and, I can walk you know." Naruto said nervously as he was dragged out of his apartment complex.

"I have been out. This is no time for talk. Save your voice for later." Sasuke said, not even pausing to look over at the blond's stunned face.

He… doesn't l-like me anymore. Naruto thought feeling his through tighten. He gave no thought to struggling as they finally got to the end of the village.

"Ah Sasuke! You brought Naruto! Perfect!" Kakashi cheered once the two ended at the village gate.

"Um, Kakashi what is it where doing exactly?" Naruto squeaked, finally let go of by his (hopefully) boyfriend.

"Well Naruto, you two haven't had a little competition in quiet a while, and since it was Sasuke's turn to finally get some help, I decided to let him!" The masked man smiled, patting the blond on the head like a puppy.

Naruto looked over at Sasuke who still refused to make eye contact with him.

Maybe if we could just sort this out, I can get Sasu's interest back by showing him what a great seme I am in s-s-se…love making. Naruto thought his cheeks lighting up just at the thought. Oh I really hope I'm good…

Slowly Naruto nodded, getting ready to start the game.

"This time where gonna do who ever makes the their partner make an uke noise wins! So obviously touching is aloud but you have to keep your clothes on. Shikamaru informed me that he really doesn't wanna see that so we have to respect that-"

"But, what about you, you don't wanna see that either r-"

"ANYWAY," Kakashi said silencing Naruto before he said anything more.

"Pervert."

"SASUKE, DO WE WANT A REPEAT OF LAST TIME? No? I thought so, ANYWAY, uh… yeah that's about it! Good luck Naruto!" Kakashi said giving a thumbs up.

"Oh yeah… and Sasuke too… I guess." He said before proofing away.

'Who Can Make Their Partner Make And Uke Like Noise?'

"Ok!" Both teenagers looked over at a hand waving thru a bush on their far left, "I'll be right over here watching eagerly!" Kakashi yelped.

"If he was only going there couldn't he have just walked?" Naruto asked glancing over at Sasuke whom just shrugged in response.

"Let's just start this already." The raven muttered rolling his eyes.

Naruto shook his head slowly locking on the ground. If I can make Sasuke nervous he is bound to make the 'Hinita hming' sound! And, I know just how to do that, it's going to be awkward but I have to! All I need to do is mention the 'no no' areas, if I can get him thinking about that then I know he will be so full of loving that he will make an uke sound! The blond thought hatching some ideas.

Meanwhile Sasuke just sighed and sat on the ground, glaring at a small bird playing in a puddle.

It may appear that Sasuke is being a total bastard right now but in all honesty he has no idea that is going on. You see, Sasuke is being pretty smart right now, trying to keep his emotions down by realizing and not physically assaulting his ninja teacher, even though he wants to just slap the guy for a ton of idiot comments he made, and most of all Sasuke is staying as far away as he could from Naruto. His whole plan would be ruined if he did what he really wanted to do. And trust me Sasuke wanted to do a looooot of things to his boyfriend. Not only would he find some way to loose by showing his emotions but many of the things he so desperately wants to do would not really follow 'no taking your clothes off' rule. Sasuke had to resist.

The raven also knew how to win this one. Very simple really, Naruto is just bound to make some sort of noise sooner or later, Sasuke really had to do nothing. Just wait out the storm.

"So Sasuke... been to the bathroom lately?"

Quiet a storm indeed.

"Yes Naruto, have you not? Because you may have a problem then." Sasuke said face palming at the boy's desperate attempt. Was that suppos't to turn me on? The raven thought with a scowled.

"Um… n-no I have but-um-" Naruto shuttered, looking over to the little head peering out of a bush. Uh-oh, I gotta seme up! Come on Naruto! You don't want Sasuke mad at you do you! Do it for your uke! The blond thought before clearing his thought.

"Did it feel good?" He gulped watching as Sasuke's expression morphed from 'unbelievable' to 'Wtf did he just say?'

"Naruto your gayer then I thought you where if-" Shit. Without knowing Sasuke locked eyes with his boyfriend and instantly he felt like raping him.

Naruto had a very different experience. He felt his heart drop as he looked into Sasuke's dark eyes and couldn't help but sick.

"S-Sasu… I-I'm sorry for not b-b-being g-g-"

"I forgive you." Naruto's eyes popped. I was forgiven that easily? Maybe I can get back on top! I'll get even more seme-ish and sexy! I promise Sasuke! Then maybe you will never get bored of me!

"Naruto you loose." Naruto was just about to jump on his still boyfriend with a smothering hug but froze as his sensei appeared in front of him.

"What?" Naruto asked, his arms still reaching for Sasuke.

"I said you lost! Did you even hear yourself?" Kakashi said shaking his head.

"Yes- I mean, awwww" Sasuke said quickly covering up enraging his favorite blond.

"No! That's not true! Sensei!" Naruto wined throwing weak punches in his teacher direction.

"What was that! You where doing the whole N-N-Naruto thing that Hinita does! Your soooo un-cool now! When I have a kid I forbid you from talking to it you loser!"

"Nooooo Kakashi-sensei that was what Sasuke was going to do not fair!"

"Don't worry Naruto now where tied now! Besides, Kakashi can't have a kid he's with Iruka!"

"…So? A stork can still give him a baby! WAAAAHH I WANNA SEE THE BABY KAKASHI!"

"Oh no…"

"HA HA! Sasuke that's your job I'm not telling this LOSER about babies!"

"WHAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH!"

"Kakashi… I swear to God-"

"One Seme Point For Sasuke Uchiha: Naruto S-S-Stutters Like A Little Hinita."

"Then I will just start tomorrow!" Naruto screamed into the air.

"Whom are you talking to?" Sasuke asked still sitting on the ground.

"HA HE TALKS TO HIMSELF TOO!" Kakashi laughed hysterically pointing at Naruto.

"Ready to go Sasuke?" Naruto asked reaching out a hand after fighting with the silver haired now prick.

"Well I would, but I'm holding a lot of emotions in so I think I will need to be left a lone for a little… I mean if you want to be there please be my guest, probably go faster then, but you want ramen right? I'll be there soon." Sasuke said.

"Ok weirdy," Naruto said giving his boyfriend a strange look,

"Wanna go eat Kakashi?"

"Sorry, don't eat with unicorns." The man said making an 'L' with his finger's and holding them against his forehead.

A/N: I hope it wasn't to bad and I really thank all the people who do like the story, I love critizim but I think people are just starting to just hate this. So I was wondering if I should stop the story. I really don't want to but I will if people think it's going nowhere and not even funny. Thanks for all of you who have been reading this far and I hope to see you next time (^ ^)

Love Kenny-chan

P.S. Anyone who was still confused, Shikamaru taught Sasuke to focus all his energy in his eheh lower area ehehe that was why he couldn't get up, he didn't want the world to see his hard on ^^