Hey Spain,
Jeez how long has it been? Last time I talked to ya...I think it was back
when I was still under that cadela Portugal's control?
Romano told me 'bout these letters and I was bored. So I was wondering if you,
Romano, and a few others would like to get together and play a giant soccer
game. Not like the World cup though. You know, for fun? These political
stuggles are getting tiring and I think we all just need to unwind.
Tchau,
Brazil
p.s. I just remembered that the last time I visited you; I stole some tomatoes
from your garden with Romano.
Brasil,
Hola, it's been forever it seems! How've ya been? Aw, you should check on Portugal. Mi hermana isn't faring too well.
I would love to get together at some point, sadly, I can't right now. I'm bedridden. Lo siento. I'm terribly sick due to this damn economy and I haven't been able to do much for the past few weeks (this line is very repetitive)
Though, football, I would whoop all ya'lls asses! Ahaha, World Cup Champion right here! I still gloat about my victory over the Netherlands, that tulip-kisser can shove it up his ass for all I care. Ah, these political struggles do need to go away. Too bad we can't wish them all away. I could use some unwinding; I've been very stressed recently, for obvious reasons.
Hopefully that kick to the chest that the Netherlands pulled during the World Cup doesn't come back to haunt me during our epic football game.
Since when did you start calling it Soccer? Have you been hanging around America recently?
Ciao, ciao, dear,
España
P.S. Say what? That's not very nice, but we have a surplus since I haven't been eating much, so take as many tomatoes as you'd like, just tell Romano first.
Hola, Brasil! Welcome to this insane batch of letters!