Ciao Tomato bastard,
Guess that's good. But be sure to kick is ** HARD when you play him. Do they
even make yellow and red duct tape? Never mind. It's burger bastard he
probably has every single color ever made.
…and no. They're not a couple yet. That's the reason why I need to take
care of the potato bastard now before it's too late. And stop talking to
burger bastard so much! You're already bad enough already so if you start
acting like him you'll be even worse.
Si. That's one of the smartest thing I've heard from you. A while ago he
came to my place wanting to be friends…I NEVER want that to happen again!
If you're getting sleepy why are you still writing? Go to sleep **!
Romano
P.S. I'll put them in your refrigerator.
Lovi~
You bet I will! Netherlands won't know what the fuck hit him! Ahahaha~
I digress, once again.
Yes, they do. There's even zebra print~ ;)
…and hot pink
…..and fluorescent orange
And I digress…again (I need to stop doing that)
Ohhhhhh es AMOR! AMOR! AMOR~!
Lovi~ do you love anyone~? Hmm~?
Lo siento, I'll try not to talk to America too much, it's just, we're trying to get this whole economy thing settled.
Hey now! I say other intelligent things…Russia wants everyone to be his friend, though, sadly, no one really wants to. …I just got a text from him. He said that he needs to station to battle cruisers at any port of his choice.
Why the fuck does he need to do that? I refuse! REFUSE I TELL YOU!
Ahem. He's not-so secretly trying to invade my country. What the hell is this world coming to?
I hope you know I went to sleep right after I finished your letter. Meanie~.
Te amo, Romano~
Antonio
P.S. Gracias, I'll get them later
P.S.S Get me the new box of tissues sitting in the downstairs bathroom, I really, really, really need them…oh, and some Tums while you're at it. I'm feeling sorta queasy. Please.
…I still wanna America.