Hya! Next chapter is updated! Hope ya all like it! It gets very weird….. I think…..
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"Okay, anyway, the baby had somehow popped up in Soul Society, and Heaven knows how it came to Commander taicho's , the head, by the way, place. As soon as he touched him/her/it, him/her/it-"

"Hey, wait, you don't know its gender?"

"How do expect me to? You don't suppose I should've….. um…. Never mind."

"Anyway, go on."

"Where was I?" he frowned "Oh, yeah. As soon as commander taicho touched him/her/it, him/her-"

"Just call it 'it' will you?"

"-it started crying. And as you know how Matsumoto is, she turned out to be there. And that idiot squealed as soon as she saw it, and took it in her arms. The baby stopped crying, and she took on the responsibility of taking care of it. The whole baby coming thing spread around Soul Society like a freakin' plague. There was a huge crowd and a commotion, everybody staring at it. You know, huge commotion, blah, blah, blah, Kenpachi woke up from his sleep, ran all over Soul Society, destroying almost everything. Byakuya tried to stop him with Zenbonsakura, and ended up destroying Soul Society more. Yachiru stole candies, and created havoc. Kira got drunk and started hitting every random person with Waibisuke, things getting a hell lot heavier. Amidst of all this, Ikaku started dancing for some reason, which I doubt you want to know. Captain Kurotsuchi got disturbed and since he was doing an experiment, the experiment invariably went wrong. Basically Soul Society blew up." He inhaled for the first time after the huge speech "So, since I am Matsumoto's captain, oh, she is drunk, by the way, I have the responsibility to take care of it. And, since I am failing, I came to you. And, the baby is annoying. Not even going to sleep." He finished.

Karin, who was surprisingly listening to the whole thing, asked "Oh, so how is it asleep now?"

"Oh…. I….. um…"
"Hnn?"
"Promise you won't scream, punch, kick kill, stab or soccer kick me?"
"Yeah."
"… I sedated it…."
"Oh." She said normally. And then "You, what!"
"Stop shouting! It will get up!"
"Oh." She whispered "Why did you do that? Are you crazy?"
"I can't hear you."
"Why did you do that? Are you crazy?" she whispered louder.
"Can you come closer?"
Karin stumbled back "Never! Even if there is a 10 meters gap between us, I simply can't trust you! I can't!"

"But-" Toshiro protested "But I just explained the whole thing! In not more than two breaths too!"

"…."

Silence….

"WAAAAHHH!" a thin babyish annoying cry broke the silence.
Toshiro shuddered. "WHY IS THAT THING CRYING!" he asked, pointing at the baby, furiously.
And, as usual, the way all annoying babies were, it started crying more, its brown tennis ball eyes watery.

Karin stopped, and looked at the baby's eyes. Its brown iris was staring at her, intently for some reason.
'Where have I seen those eyes before?' she wondered, before the baby screamed once more.

"WAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!~~"
"Why the heck is that thing crying!"
"How the hell should I know?"
"That wasn't a question!"
"Then what was it?"
"It was in a way of saying- the fuck, shut that thing off!"

"…"
"Stop speaking in riddles."
"Hah?"
"Anyway-"
"Waaaaah!" the baby broke in.
"Shut that thing up! Shut it before I freeze it!"
"Why can't you?"
"You are a girl! I am a guy! How the heck should I know!"
"You are a shinigami! I am a 12 year old girl! You should know better!"
"Waaaah~"
"Either way, you are a girl, a boy, but a girl, nonetheless! You should know!"
"I am not experienced! Like I said, I am 12, how the heck should I know!"
"Waaaah!"
"Shut UP!" both screamed at the baby.

The baby jerked a bit, eyes widened, and the pacifier fell from its mouth. It grinned, unknown to the two people though, it grinned, its tiny brain already working.
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Yeah, I told you didn't I? I know it is weird, a bit too much in fact.