Four Links and the Lost Chariot

by PeaceLoveClarinets

The Four Links set out on an adventure after hearing an old legend of a chariot made entirely of gold and grants you a single wish. Enticed by the prospect of a single wish, they go after this object which leads them on adventure, a journey of self discovery, and a time spent together that will change their lives forever.

2. Chapter 2

When all 4 links came out of da dungeon thing, they wandered around

An old, ugly man thing came out of the bushesss and scrieeddd them.

"Ohemgeee u ugly old man! What was thaiiit 4?" red screamed.

Purple hayd his hands on his hips like a sassy gay man.

"Dudes, I'm a wizard. You should probz fix your grammar." The old man thing said.

Green looked at him and did not like it. "U sit on a throne of liiiieeeeeesss"

"No, I do not sit upon a throne of lies. I'm here to tell you a story."

"wat kiynd of storriii?" they all asked at the same tymeeee.

"If you would let me finish, I'll tell you three obnoxious children-"

"WE R NOT CHILDS. WE R ADULTS." Red shouted, getting maaad.

"Anyways, there was this chariot and a long time ago, it was hidden away by ancient people because they were afraid that it's power would get into the wrong hands."

"WAT POWEYRS DEOS IT HYAAAAVEEEE?" the 4 Links asked all at the saymeee tymeee.

"It has the power to grant wishes!" Da old, gross man disapered in a cluod of dust and gross stuuuuff.

"GUIYSE. We gotta go fynd tish chariot!" Green sayd. The others agreed.

"Oh yeah. The Chariot is kind of lost in the woods somewhere. Okay bye." Teh voice of the grammar correyct wiiizzzzard.

"Baii u gross old mannn!" Purple callyd out to mothing bcuz he styuuupiyyydddd.