Hola papi!

Well, I think the only times I've been friendly with Americano was when he
asked if the other countries could go through my land during the gold rush and
when he backed me up when Inglaterra tried to invade me. European countries
confuse me. One minute Inglaterra tries to invade all my land, then the next
he's handing over that William Walker bastard over to Honduras to kill "for
the good of all of us". Honduras killed that man with a firing squad... though
I'm much worried about El Salvador when it comes to guns... he's got 51 of
them.

And I guess Belize thinks that he can get away with it because he looks like
an adorable 6 year old (even though he's 17. Am I the only one who thinks that
Inglaterra's food stunted his gorwth?). Plus he also has Guatemala thinking
that he's her 23rd department. You remember the Anglo-Guatemalan relations
right?

Ah good to know Romanito is okay. Oh, and I think that Romanito might be in
love with you. He does seem like the type who,would hide his feelings using
violence.

Honduras might want to watch his back now... I got a shotgun and a guard dog
(courtesy of Germany. he is mi amigo. So is Prussia). Hehehehe...

Costa Rica says hi back.

Te Amo Papi,

Nicaragua

Dearest,

I have to be nice to America…he holds the fate of nation in his grimy little paws. Damn him… Europe has always confused me. Does this mean I confuse myself? Eh, irrelevant. Ingleterra is just as wish-washy as the politicians now a day. Always has been, always will be. I tried to talk to Honduras about the whole weaponry thing, I'm just blown off. But, it seems that way with a lot of tu hermanos…

El Salvador needs to lay off the military.

Belize has always been that way. He thinks one thing, and yet…grr..you all frustrate me. He may be 17 but he sure doesn't act it…the English food is probably the key to that. (No, you're not the only one) Belize thinks what? Oh good God, I can't leave you all alone for a second without the Americas going to hell. And yes, I do.

Yeah, Lovino is sleeping right now…he's done me a world of good recently and I'd probably be dying of misery if it weren't for him. He's made this damned sickness semi-bearable. I'm dodging that last comment… mind your manners.

You. .Behave. Do not be a bad influence to your siblings! If you enact upon your random fits of rage, I won't be happy. You don't want to make your sick papi mad, do you? Ah, Germany…we're going to have a talk later…same with Prussia.

Naw Costa Rica~ my one good child! Te amoooo

Te amo, dear

Papi

Is it just me, or is this string of letters strangely devoid of the other two members of the Bad Touch Trio? Mmm? Oh, and America.