"Of all my ventures, this is the one I'm most proud of" Varric explained as he walked Hawke through the print shop.
Dwarves were hard at work carving the blocks for something and Hawke was drawn by her curiosity to peer at the backwards illustration.
"Varric!" she shouted, turning in time to see the dwarf sidling toward the door. He froze under her glare.
"Varric Tethras, is that a woodcut of me in a threesome with Isabela and Merrill on top of the Arishok's body? That's…"
"Titillating?" Varric suggested. "Exciting? Risque?"
"Disgusting," she said with a glare for her friend.