Hola Papi!
I don't really talk to Americano much anymore unless it's for trade. The last
big skirmish ha and I had was in the 1980's when I accepted help from Russia
and Cuba. He embargoed me. Russia really isn't that bad. It's Belarus I stay
away from... she tried to kill me when I went to Russia's house.
Belize is kind of weird, I guess. He has a love-hate relationship with
Guatemala at least.
Okay, so maybe Hungary gave me too much yaoi for La Navidad. Sorry for
imposing...
OH NO! I would never start a war with mis hermanos! I've recently (re)tried a
peace treaty with Colombia, and you know how much her and I fought. It's
Americano I hate eternally.
And Germany only gave me the dog, which I named Pelucha. She's an adorable
little dog! And I bought the gun from El Salvador. Besides, that was just to
scare him. Oh, and I fpund ANOTHER camera in my shower, except it said
"property of France". Please talk to him.
Aww, that hurts Papi...
Slowly dying inside,
Nicaragua
Nicaragua,
Naw, deary. Sí. I remember that. I was really mad at America for embargoing you like that. My poor bebé. Belarus scares me too. That whole section of…Russian~ness, gives me the creeps, except Ukraine, she's just weird.
Sí. I'll never understand Belize's and Guatemala's relationship…maybe they need counseling.
Hungary gave you yaoi por La Navidad? Grrr her, corrupting your beautiful and fragile little mind. No, no you weren't imposing, just curious and I can respect that…to an extent :)
Pelucha is such an adorable name! Te amo~. What kinda perro is she? A German Shepherd? (That pun was intended) France…is…putting cameras in your shower? You shouldn't have told me that. He's gonna die.
What's with the other two members of our beautiful Bad Touch Trio being so…creepy? I'm very upset about this. Of course I'll talk to France, not necessarily with words, though.
No, no, te amo Nicaragua, Costa Rica just hasn't been mean to poor Papa recently. I love you all equally.
You die, we'll have problems. Te amo, mi amor.
Papi