Spain,
First of all, could you PLEASE get over here and pick up your dead explorer?
He's been saying stuff about wanting to see you, but he won't budge from the
couch because he's mad that Basque called him Ferdinand Magelatin.I've also
been telling him to go back to heaven already but he dosen't want to yet. So,
I'm sure you two could spend a lot of quality time together. Bring more...
appropriate clothes for him to wear as well. While your at it, take the
autonomous region with you too.
I've been very patient with them, but- DAMMIT BASQUE THAT WAS MY MOTHER'S!
...
djnkjkkk, what is this? Oh,The letters appeared on the screen! How neat!
Hola España! This in Ferdinand Magellan! Hmm, so this is what this time
period has managed to create,huh? A "laptop"? How amazing! So this is what
Filipinas has been doing on this thing? I have been wanting to see you! Basque
Country called me Ferdinand Magelatin,how disrespectful!
I'm rather rusty on my English,but I am trying to practice it because it seems
like the universal language in this time.
Oh... it seems like Las Islas Filipinas and Basque Country are in a heated
fight with a lot of knives,spears and swords. And- wow,I don't think that can
be repaired any time soon.
Fi-Philippines- is that how you spell it?- is fighting back fiercely. I always
thought this country grew up rather push-over like,but he fights just like his
people did back then, very strong,rash and angry... which shocks me still,
because he is so cute! I looked at his earlier messages,and he even appears to
be in a lovesick daze!
Alright, I am surprised that the neighbors haven't come over here to check out
all the ruckus yet!
My nation, I hope you are doing well. I hear your economy isn't very good.
Don't worry, you're the country of España! You'll definitely rise above it!
Oh, I almost forgot, I met the Roman Empire and your father in Heaven! Rome
wants to know if you're abusing his grandson in anyway-whatever that means-
and he says if you are he'd come down here behead you. Senor Carthage didn't
say much,but he did say he missed you.
Filipinas' hous is a mess...
best of wishes,
Ferdinand Magellan (and Philippines)
Philippines y…uhm…Ferdinand Magellan,
This isn't awkward at all…uhm, sí…I'll Barcelona o Madrid over to get…him. Uhm…is it all right for me to be slightly disturbed? Tell Magellan he'll be in Spain shortly so not to worry…
Weird…
Uhm, I'll have Barcelona o Madrid bring appropriate clothing and uhm, no I can't take Basque with me…sorry. He's your problem, I've tried and I got hit with a spear, remember?
…I'm sorry…
Hola Señor Magellan. ¿C-como estas? Por favor, no te molestes en Filipinas demasiado, vendrá pronto a España. Pero por favor, eres un explorador de fallecidos del pasado, tiene que ir al cielo. Cuando fueron a mi alrededor era sólo un niño, asi que ...
Sí, mi economía no es el mejor ahora mismo. Por lo tanto, estoy harto. Sí, ¿podría tratar de practicar Inglés? No quiero seguir hablando en español Filipinas tan pobre se confunde.
You met my father in h-heaven? Uhm, how is he? I kinda miss them all, but that was so long ago…
Why would I abuse Romano? No, no, I'm very grateful to that little…blessing…he's been taking care of me since I've been so sick.
…I miss Papa tambien…
Lo siento por el Spanglish, Señor Magellan…
I wonder why his house is a mess (that's a sarcastic comment.)
C-ciao.
España
Bahaha! Ferdinand Magellan was brilliant! I loved writing back to that!
Here are some translations because Antonio felt bad that Magellan's English kinda sucked.
"Please don't bother the Philippines too much; you'll be coming to Spain soon. But please, you're a deceased explorer of the past; you need to go to heaven. When you were around I was just a kid so..."
"Yes, my economy isn't the best right now. So, I'm sick. Yeah, could you please try and practice English? I don't want to keep talking in Spanish so poor Philippines is confused."