Chapter 8
Rachel smiled as she found a note stuck to her locker. 'Meet me in the Spanish classroom xox'
Rachel skipped into the room with a huge grin. Her smile vanished as soon as she realised who the note was from.
2 trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.
2 trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Guess who's back
Back again
Jessie's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back [repeated]
I've created a monster
Cuz nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Jessie
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Jessie
This is what I'll give ya
A little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating
You waited this long
Now stop debating
Cuz I'm back
I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problems complicating
So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me
So let me see they tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So come one and dip, bum on your lips, fuck that
Cum on your lips, and some on your tits, and get ready 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits
Fuck you Debbie!
Now this looks like a job forme
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feel so empty without me
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling the prisoners helpless
'Till someone comes along on a mission and yells 'bitch'
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, polluting the air waves
A rebel so let me just revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster
Such a catastrophe for you to see
So damn much of my ass you ask for me
We'll I'm back
Fix your bent antennae
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in and up your skin like a splinter
The centre of attention
Back for the winter
I'm interesting
The best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing
'Attention Please'
Feel the tension
Soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents and my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me
A tisk-it a task-it
I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your ass kicked worse than them Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby you can get stomped by Obie
You 36 year old bald headed fags blow me
You don't know me
You're too old
Let go
It's over
Nobody listens to the techno
Now let's go
Just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope
Suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me
I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do black music so selfis
hly and use it to get myself wealthy
There's a concept that works20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many dish in the sea
It'd be so empty without me
"So, Finn, invite all of the boys over for a sleepover tonight, so that we can all help with Rachel's Prom Queen Mission" Puck said, "Yeah dude, mom and Burt are out anyway, so I thought about that!" Finn said, as the two boys walked down the hall.
"Piss off! I do NOT want to be your prom date!"
They heard Rachel screaming. "But Rae, you know that we are made for each other... and after prom we can do some music making of our own... you know, make an earthquake." They head Jessie's voice boom after her.
"If you touch my ass again, I will get Puck to rip your fucking arms off!" Rachel screamed as she stormed out into the hall. "Rach" Puck whisper-yelled to her, getting her to turn around. Rachel ran into Finn's arms and he kissed her head before moving her behind him and Puck.
"Go and get Sam, he is in the library, or the locker room, but check the library first. Go." Puck said as Rachel hurried off. "Dude, that gives us more than enough time to go all brave hear on Jessie's face." Finn said as Jessie came into the hall.
"Oh, hey, look what I found. One two man whore crew." Jessie sung. "What the fuck" Puck said angrily as Finn looked confused. "Why are you back" Finn spat. "Well, Quinny told me all about Rach not having a date to prom, and suggested I ask her..." Jessie stated as if it were obvious.
"Well Quinn is talking shit, Rachel has a boyfriend." Finn said, fists clenching at his sides. "Yeah right" Jessie laughed unconvincingly. "It's the guy in the wheelchair isn't it?" Jessie said disbelievingly.
"No, it's me, so say one more thing about my girl and I will fucking kill you. That's not a threat, it's a promise." Puck said stepping closer to Jessie with every word.
"Ok, I'm going to go now" Jessie squeaked as he ran away. "YEAH! And don't come back unless you want me to deck your halls" Puck yelled after him. "What the hell man?!" Finn screamed at him.
"Well, I was gonna say Artie, but the he was all like, it's the guy in the wheel chair, so, yeah..." said Puck.
"What happened guys. Rachel told me Jessie was back" Sam puffed out, as he skidded to a stop in front of them. "Yeah, but I scared him off" Puck smiled, and gave Sam a fist bump.
Without Me - Eminem
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