A.N. Hey there! Your reviews are so kind, you've forced me out of retirement :3 Eevee, Silver Star, and Ice Water Moon, I wish to have your bebes~

Without further ado, here's the next chapter! You've all waited long enough!


I do not own Blue's Clues.

Red made one final check of her appearance in the mirror before deciding she was fit to leave. Magenta was waiting outside, dressed in all black, quietly sobbing into a handkerchief. From through the door, Red could hear her occasional gasp for breath. If only she knew.

Red looked over to the other side of the room, where Periwinkle was hugging himself in a corner. She had made him watch her undress. Just something as simple as that made him want to die of embarrassment. Oh, Red knew all the tricks. She had the best training, after all. She would make him wish he was never born.

There was a pool of black blood mixed with dead, crusty sperm on the ground, the only visible remnants of earlier that day. Red had forced Periwinkle to lick himself clean, and leave the mess for later. She smiled, remembering him crying and gagging and choking on his own mess.

She walked up to him, and landed a sharp kick in his ribs.

"Show time." She said, and pushed her head to one side, then the other, letting out grotesque popping noises from her neck.


Red looked over the crowd at the funeral yard. Not a bad turnout, for such a disgusting creature. She looked to the casket, a dark cherry wood, polished to gleam in the dim light. She scowled at it. She knew who was in there. Yet, part of her felt sad. She immediately smothered that emotion. That feeling.. It was Blue's doing, she just knew it.

Magenta walked up to her, and looked at the sky.

"Why doesn't the sun shine?" Red looked away, knowing she had to fake sad emotions. She couldn't look too suspicious, not here, not in front of so many people. Not yet, at least.

"How could it, on such a sad occasion?" She replied quietly, faking the pain in her voice to the best of her ability.

Lightning flashed, quick as a light flicker, and the thunder soon followed, yet, it didn't rain. Just like Blue's sadness, pent up, not being able to be let out. It took all of Red's strength to fight back the flood of disgusting emotions, flowing in from Blue's side of her consciousness.

How could Blue still love that… That thing? After all he did to her, to them. Mailbox was leading the service, choking back sobs between giving Steve's final eulogy. His emotion seemed to fuel Blue, and the tears started flowing down Red's face. Blue's tears. Red was powerless to stop it, which just infuriated her more. She had to do something.

Red bit her lip. She bit it so hard, to distract Blue from her emotions. Blood pooled out of the wound on her lip, and pooled into her mouth. The blood mingled with the tears, and gave her mouth a salty metal taste that seemed to distract Blue just long enough to get sealed away again.

Thank god, Mailbox finished the eulogy, and the casket started to slowly lower into the dug-up earth. Red smiled, red blood trailing up the cracks in her teeth. It was over. Blue almost got out, but she didn't. Another flash of lightning, and the rain started pouring with the clash of the thunder.

Magenta yet out a loud 'Oh god!' and started sobbing into Red's chest. Red rubbed behind her ear, and whispered that there would be a lot of changes now that Steve was gone. Her intentions, of course, unknown to Magenta.

When she had cried herself dry, Red stood, and walked to the casket in the ground the people were shrouding around, paying their last respects. Red walked closer than anyone else dared to the freshly-covered earth, and held out a paw, clenched in a fist. The rain water ran down her face and soaked her fur, looking like tears, when all she felt was victory.

"Even the sky weeps at our beloved Steve's death." She said, her voice echoing out in the quietness of the ceremony. She turned on her heel, and left, Periwinkle following her, as if it were his only function in life.

She smiled. This was going better than planned.