Hej Norway!
How is the prettiest fairy in all of scandinavia doing? Well I'm fine! I just
won a drinking contest between me and Prussia! Looks like I'm the king of the
north and beer! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
And also can you tell sweden from sending me death threats! I told him that
Finland would rather kiss a ugly pig than you! And he nearly broke my arm!:
That's all!
PS why don't you ever wear a dress? You have the body for it ;)
With love,
Mathias Køhler
Denmark
Don't send me letters.
-Norway.
P.S: Don't suggest a dress again. You deserve all the threats you get.