Dia duit ye fecking viking,
If ye couldn't tell by the intro it's the country ye invaded over 1100 years
ago, Ireland. Well, the republic that is. How's it been since ye Denmark, and
Sweden killed me mháthair Hibernia? I swear by her grave that you all will
die. Your deartháir and Finland only get broken arms or some other injury. Oh
and this will be a hand to hand fight so no assistance, no weapons, just
fighting skills. Also, I'll be facing ye all one by one, I'll tear ye heads
off and stick them on me wall just like me mum did with her victims. Oh and
don't think I'm not strong at all. I've survived the half baked ex pirates
treatment and cooking for over 750 years, I've saved the asses of many other
countries many times though it's mostly France, I can hold me drinks better
most people can,and me entries have won eurovision 7 times. Which also brings
to the fact that Celtic rock is better than nordic metal. Besides most of
mainland Europe is on me side and so is America and China and Japan. So suck
it ye murderer.
See you dead,
Maureen McNeil *Republic of Ireland*
*To author I did plenty of research on this character and most of the facts
that are presented are true. I'm serious google it. Oh and here are the
translations
deartháir- brother
mhathair- mother*
Irland.
Okay, let's fight. Three, two one- I give up, so it's your victory. I don't feel like fighting you.
If we are talking about what we have done, then "I survive cold, snowy winters every year. My Eurovision victory in 2010 was won with a record bigger distance in points between 1st and 2nd place. As I have dominated your mother (as you stated), you, your older brother Skottland and parts of your younger brother England in the past, not to mention survive Danmark on a daily basis, I am not weak either, etc."
But how about getting over and past it, beag amadan? I would much appreciate going back to my heavy metal and book rather than getting in a quarrel with you. Ask Danmark instead.
Lukas.
P.S: I cannot remember being on bad terms with any country on mainland Europe, and I also have a rather stable relationship with Japan and America, so I don't see how that would help.