Sooo I made this chapter a little silly because thought the last one was boring and stuff but I do feel like I rushed things a little don't ya think? Oh wait…. You didn't read it yet well I'll ask you again after the Chapter :3
Gaara: I'm barley in this chapter! And what you did to us is outrageous! I demand a re-write!
Me: no can do Hottie McHot-Hots I'm far too busy to do re-writes at the moment so yeah, I really honestly, surely, positively DOn't own Naruto ;3
"Naruto, you're an idiot…." The Kazekage stretched out his hand to his orange suited friend.
"Well this idiot!,…" Naruto looked at Lee and Kankuro starting to rise off the floor. "and company, got some juicy information, with my awesome peeping powers that Jiraiya taught me, before stylishly returning to base." He hopped on one foot and put his right arm out and his left arm back as her started to hp around.
"Because I am Naruto Uzumaki! The NEW Toa-whoa!"
In mid-hop Naruto tripped over the rug and landed flat on his face.
"Will us Toad Sages ever finish our speeches?" Naruto whimpered.
"So what did you guys find out anyway?" Neji turned his attention toward Kankuro, while sitting on the couch next to a sleeping Shikamaru. The white eyed man nudged the Shadow Master till he finally cracked an annoyed eye open.
"Well," Kankuro started off, "I faintly heard that Naruto is taking little Miss Hyuga to the festival…"
Well she did save my life…" the blonde gushed quietly.
"Well then Naruto, pep up your game! You heard her for yourself, she wants to be more than friends with you!" Kankuro grew an evil smirk on his face while he whispered something in Naruto's ear. Naruto looked nervous and confident at the same time as he cleared his throat.
"Well… um anyway… Gaara… I'll just get straight to the point. Sakura-Chan likes you. If you go for her, don't hurt her… she's had enough hurt from that bastard…." Naruto looked at the floor before shaking his head and lifting it up. A childish smirk grew on his face as he leaned back in the couch and put his arms behind his head.
"Shikamaru! I shall get to the point as well! Temari-Chan has had the biggest crush on you since the genin days! It would only be wise if you took the beautiful woman to the festival!" Lee jumped up, only to be pulled back down by his teammate.
"I am aware that Tenten like me… it just…. No I will ask her to be my date to the festival!" Neji sprung up from his sweat stick his index finger straight into the air. Not even a nano-second had passed before 3 loud 'poofs' were heard and the living room was filled with smoke. All the young shinobi sweat dropped once the smoke had cleared, well except Lee of course. Lee was practically jumping for joy.
"Yo." Kakashi said removing his novel from his vision while stranding up on the coffee table from his crouch position. Standing there on the Kazekage's Coffee table were Kakashi, Gai, and Yamato dressed in men's Kimonos.
"Don't our outfits look youthful?" Gai struck a pose in his feet long (Note: Everyone's Kimonos are feet long… just sayin ;3) forest green Kimono, complete with an orange belt and socks with green getas.
"Well I don't know about youthful, but they do fit the occasion we're attending." Yamato said fixing his kunai pouch under his yellow kimono with a brown belt and zoris'. (with socks lol Yamato feet!)
"Don't worry guys, we didn't forget about you…" Kakashi gave each of the boys an evil eye crease as he pulled out a scroll from his Navy Blue Kimono. The Copy-nin did a few hand signs and with a tiny puff of smoke 7 shopping bags appeared and Yamato and Gai tossed them to a designated shinobi.
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"Fuck Life…"
"Pure Bullshit…"
"…"
"By the great Hyuga's…."
"This itches, Dattebayo…."
"Truly troublesome…."
"This is so YOUTHFUL!"
Seven elite shinobi slouched in a line sporting their own personal Kimonos. (Pictures on page! I'll try my best with words… Note: all men's Kimonos have Large V-necks ya know for the ladies ;) lol)
Naruto wore a large orange Kimono w/ black trimming, with a large V-neck that showed majority of his chest and six-pack. He had large black belt around his waist with black socks and black getas.
Sai had on a black Kimono shirt with red trimming, with a white criss-cross belt and black pants and zoris.
Lee, well Lee had on the same thing as Gai.( the rest is on my profile under the links. [Sorry got lazy.] They're pictures but think of them as more… adult like…)
"Ka-ka-sensei, we look-" Naruto stopped in mid-sentence when they heard s room door burst open and 5 pairs of feet came stomping down the stairs. Sakura came sprinting towards Naruto, making sure not to trip over anything, with a fist infused with chakra.
"Oh no.."
"Oh No.."
"Oh No…"
"Oh no…"
"Oh no…"
"Oh no…"
"Ohhhhh yyyyeeeeeaaahhhh!"(-lol Ino :P)
"NAAAARRRRRRUUUUTTTOOOO!" the rosette yelled letting her fist coiled with his cheek and sending the poor Toad sage through the wall and two houses.
Kankuro's head shot up, eyes wide. "Guys! Watch out the girls!-" Kankuro looked out the dusty hole in the wall at the two damaged homes. "Found…out…" All the guys' scolded at Kankuro. "It's not my fault! I swear! I-It was the blonde chick, she used her Kekkei Genkai on me!" Kankuro raised his hands in defeat and pointed toward a baffled Ino.
"Excuse me?" Ino bellowed, stomping up to Kankuro and poked him hard on his naked chest. She blushed a little when she felt his hard, smooth chest, but she quickly brushed it off.
The two shinobi started bickering about whose names whose and obnoxious perverts. Hinata was now walking back through the hole with a pretty messed up Naruto.
"Come on Naruto-kun, I'll fix you up…" The Navy haired kunoichi pulled the slightly conscious Naruto to her room with a sly smirk on her face.
"Ugh screw this! I'm going to bed!" A fuming Ino stomped toward the steps.
"What Blondie can't take the heat?" Kankuro laughed as he wiggled his brows at her. The puppet master barley missed a kunai shaped like a flower, to the head.
"Let's. Go. Sakura!" Ino snapped at her best friend who was staring at all the boys in dresses. Ino stomped up the stairs mumbling about hot puppet freaks.
"Sorry. I apologize for Ino and my self's behavior." Sakura bowed to Gaara, who seemed the only thing he could do was stare at the pink haired girl.
"Sakura if you don't get your slug-summoning ass up ere!" Ino barked from her room which made sakura groan with embarrassment.
"Coming Ino-pig…" Sakura sighed, bowed and sprinted up the stairs.
"Boy do I like 'em feisty, this is sure going to be a fun two weeks!" Kankuro cockily sang while he practically skipped to his temporary room on the bottom floor.
"Well we're off. Just don't ask where." Kakashi waved two fingers in the air before him, Yamato, and Gai poofed away.
"Good night siblings of the loose Earth." With that Sai fell into a puddle of ink, which soon evaporated.
"I have paperwork to catch up on. Good night Temari, Leaf-nin…" Gaara whirled away in a vortex of sand.
"I am going to… to…to.." Lee dropped his head in defeat. "Sleeping does not make me feel like a shinobi at all, how do you do it Shikamaru-san?" Lee questioned himself as he closed his room door.
"Uh, Tenten…" Neji looked around awkwardly. "Can I talk to you… outside?" Neji nervously closed the door once Tenten stepped outside.
"Well I sh-" Temari started to turn around when she felt a strong, warm hand grab her wrist.
"Temari…" Shikamaru lingered making teal eyes widen as she turned around to see Shikamaru holding out a box, similar to a necklace box, but slightly bigger. Hesitantly, she took the box from his grasp and slowly opened it to see a gold, red, and black folding fan.
"This.. is.. how.. what… when?" Temari's blabbering was cut off with an annoyed sigh. Shikamaru sulked and poked his pinky in his ear.
"Ahem.. Well yeah, yah know in the hospital after the Retrieval mission?"
The dazed kunoichi nodded, eyes never leaving the fan.
"Well when you showed me this fan, your most prized possession, ripped and broken; when you got all teary and left, you didn't even remember it. It was pretty torn up so I did you the favor of… well fixing it-!" Shikamaru didn't even get the chance to close his mouth when he was tackled to the floor with a hug tight enough to suffocate the poor boy. Temari buried her face into his neck taking in his sent, and kissed his cheek.
"Thank you, Shikamaru…. My mother would be happy…" with a final kiss on the cheek, Temari sprung off Shikamaru and dashed up the stairs.
Shikamaru didn't move until he heard her door softly close. Not even acknowledging the blush on his cheeks, he brought his hand to brush against the spot where she had kissed him-twice! Gathering his cool, the Shadow Master picked himself off the floor and headed off to his room. He couldn't help but mentally laugh at the fact that he was kissed…. With a dress on.
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"Puppet Master Justu my ass!" was that Ino? The Fan mistress looked at the clock on her nightstand.
'8 a.m. and she's already starting a fuss…'
She sat up straight when she heard the shatter of glass.
"I'll be glad to if you would just shut up and get your pretty self close enough!"
'It would have to be Kankuro…'
Temari shot out of bed when she heard yet another plate shatter. She scattered out of her room only to screech to a stop when she saw who was standing outside Hinata's door, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. Standing in the Hyuga's doorway was Naruto Uzumaki, dressed in nothing but his orange boxers with little deep orange frogs on them. Temari couldn't help but laugh at the half naked Nin, and then it clicked. She snapped her head toward him again.
"Naruto, why are you half naked?" the eldest sand sibling questioned while shifting her weight to her right leg and folded her arms under her large bust. Before he could answer there was a huge crash coming from the kitchen. Now fully awake, Naruto and Temari jumped over the railing and landed gracefully on the living room floor; they raced to the kitchen. Temari couldn't believe her eyes. For Naruto, it was just too much to bear so he passed out flat on the kitchen floor. Laying parallel to Naruto was Ino and Kankuro entwined with one another making out! Temari didn't notice her mouth was agape until Shikamaru came and closed her mouth, which caused a blush to crawl up her neck. With a roll of his eyes and a cluck of his tongue, Shikamaru walked over and plucked his teammate off of Kankuro by her collar.
"Shikamaru Nara, you bett-" Ino stopped talking when Shikamaru gave her an aggressive sigh.
"Listen here you troublesome woman…." His angered eyes locked with Ino's "Your ruckus woke me up… 30 minutes eeaarrllyy…" he dragged out the last word from his clenched teeth as he rubbed his eyes with his free hand.
"Now stop being such a drag ad let's go meet Neji and Tenten at the training grounds." He dragged Ino on the floor by her collar. If it was a regular female, Shikamaru would never do such a thing, but this was Ino is she could withstand a whole interrogation session with her father and Ibiki then she could handle being dragged out the door.
"Hey you lazy bastard! I didn't even get to eat yet!" his blonde team-mate bellowed.
"Oh from what I've seen you should be full by now Ino…"
Once Shikamaru slammed the front door shut the whole kitchen burst with gibberish.
Welll honestly I think I played around a lot in this chapter and I think I kinda made Ino's relationship move little too fast, but hey it's Ino and Kankuro! Tell me what ya think okaie dokie thanks! R&R!