Hei, Noregur.
First, I'd like to inform you that I'm not writing this letter to you because
I've been worried or missed you or anything stupid like that. I'm writing
because... because... Nevermind. But it's none of the reasons above. I'm
just... writing to you. Shut up and stop smirking.
Anyway... uh, how have you been? Yet again, I'm not asking because I've been
worried. I'm asking because, um, it's polite to ask. You raised me up to being
polite. You would lecture to me if I was being rude. So yeah, that's it.
And, ah, this is getting embarrassing... Uh, just come visit me again
sometime. ...Not that I miss you already or that I enjoy your visits. Nu-uh,
you get annoying after a few days with that "call me st-"... I'm not gonna say
that word!
Anyway, I... I guess I'll see you around...
Love,
Iceland
P.S. Danmörk is an idiot.
Kjære lillebror Island.
Next time you write me a letter, don't start with "Hei, Noregur." Write "hei storebror". Do it.
I am doing fine. You did well in the football match last Friday. Your defence is strong and good, next time you might even win.
I will be coming for a new visit soon.
-Storebror Lukas.
P.S: Call me storebror.
(AN: For those who don't know, the European football championships qualifications are being played now. Friday September 2nd Norway and Iceland played. Norway won 1-0 at the end of the game.
"kjære lillebror Island" = "Dear little brother Iceland"
"Storebror" of course means "big brother")